I would like to cunt British cuisine.

I love Britain and I am very proud to call myself British. Yes I am an Englishman but Mrs E/cunt is Welsh and generally I like all of our English speaking near neighbours; apart from the racist cunts in Plaid Cymru and the SNP fuckers.

Anyway I digress.

Sadly I my opinion our food is that it sucks. It is fucking tasteless or foul tasting shite.

Boiled Beef and carrots fuck off, Tripe and onions Yuk my wife is the only twat I know on earth that likes and eats such shit, toad in the hole a batter pudding and sausages fuck me tastes fucking ‘orrible,

The famous Barnsley meat pie butty, a meat pie in a bap!!!. Lava bread (sea weed) another one of Mrs E/cunts Welsh delights tastes like fucking sludge and probably is dredged from Cardiff bay,

Haggis how much whiskey do you need to drink before this becomes remotely edible? bread and butter pudding give over bland bland bland. Please feel free to add to this putrid disgusting list of tasteless torture.

It pains me to say this but the wops, dagos and frogs all make a far better fist of culinary delights than my own nation of which I am very proud. So it is with a heavy heart I cunt tasteless foul smelling bland British food.. Sorry…

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

For those of you too young Mary was some old Bible bashing biddy who from the 60’s onwards (she snuffed it in 2001) complained about sex and fucking swearing on TV ( especially the BBC)

At the time all us young dudes laughed at her and thought she was a cunt. In fact there was a TV comedy show called “The Mary Whitehouse Experience” where the wokie David Baddiel made his name.

There was also , I believe, a soft porn magazine (remember those?) called “Whitehouse” which a friend told me about. I believe it was published by a certain David Sullivan, co owner of West Ham United, who obtained the rights to the Olympic Stadium after long negotiations, and exchange of brown envelopes, (allegedly – DA) with David Cameron (Prime Minister) and a certain Boris Johnson (Mayor of Londonstabistan).

I’m also informed, by a friend, that Baroness Knightsbridge ( otherwise known as Karren Brady) might have been involved in a leg over situation with a certain Eton toff. (the one with untidy blonde hair)

Anyway, I digress.

Recently I have been watching on YouTube episodes of “Little Britain” and the “Catherine Tate Show.” They are both 21st century and both BBC but it didn’t take very long to realise there is no fucking way they could be shown on the telly today. Just take a look and judge for yourself.

So Mary got her way after all although for very different reasons. You can still see simulated sex on the telly but only if it is 2 poofs arse fucking. I wonder what Mary would make of this fucking world today?

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

My sister was a victim of these cunts a few years ago. Driving along on a quiet road on a Sunday morning when the car in front slammed on at an empty mini roundabout. She hit the back of the car and yes, the cunts lied about what happened (they carefully slowed for a car on the roundabout and were hit by the speeding car behind was their version).

You can guess what the 3 cunts in the car looked like. They also intimidated my sister at the scene of the accident with their bullshit version. Not nice a young white woman alone on a quiet lane with 3 (fake) angry peacefuls.

All I’ll say is that Bradford and Birmingham are the two biggest hotspots for this shit.

The rozzers knew what these cunts were all about when they spoke to my sister, and that they’d done it several times. The insurance claim more or less got dropped I seem to recall, but it’s not good enough.

It’s not good enough rozzers saying these cunts do this all the time.

Get them fucking nicked! It should be attempted murder charges too, not fucking insurance fraud. And then deport the smelly cunts.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57058755

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Much virtue signalling in the States from the Hewitt parasites and assorted woke worthies to get the Covid vaccine to the poor countries.

However, this seems to be the result so far:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/56940657

They are letting them go to waste. Many gone out of date or disappeared. Generally the Africans cant seem to organise anything unless they can steal it.
So dig deep worthy wokies. The Hewitts are showing the way.

Blacks Loot Medicines.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Header pic of blatant upskirt shot puposely chosen for dirty old sexist men! – DA)

A special Red Sisterhood cunting please for roly-poly wimminz MP, Stella Creasy. Fuck the problems confronting men – loss of jobs, depression resulting in suicide for so many ex-servicemen, many of them living on the streetrs, young men getting murdered in her own part of London, (as well as all parts of Saddik’s realm) chubby bottomed, laugh a minute Stella worries only about wimminz problems – today she has turned her piggy little eyes to those ladies in waiting, who, according to her, can’t get Covid vaccinations (perhaps Eddie Izzard can’t get hers?):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57007249

I often wonder why Creasy is so female obsessed, and indifferent to men, especially as, like Jess Phillips, she is a married lady. Indeed, she is a slightly – but ONLY slightly – more glamorous version of that vile old misandrist harridan

Creasy’s sexist whining is yet another explanation for Labour doing so badly in keeping their red wall.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs