Dead Pool [215]

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Congratulations to mikdys who correctly predicted that former F1 chief barrister privacy campaigner and fan of Nazi themed orgies Max Mosely would be the next dead cunt.Mosley was 81 and was the son of Oswald Mosely and Diana Mitford.He will be best remembered for his Nazi themed orgies and suing everyone who reported it.

On to Dead Pool 215

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool [215]”

  1. Sasha Johnson (George Floyd biatch)
    Stuart Hall (Its a knockout)
    Matt Hancock
    Boris Johnson
    Nicola Sturgeon

    First two are odds on to kick the bucket.
    The others would be DREAMS COME TRUE 💀

    • Sasha Johnson !!! Great shout!!

      Seigh Heil ….I’m convinced Moseley used to post the odd comment on here

  2. Off topic fellow centers but I’m glad he has finally met The Grim Reaper hahahahahahaha.Twat

  3. Jet Black
    Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Michael Barratt
    Colin Jeavons

  4. Arthur Scargill
    Mark Weber
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  5. Charles Kay (actor)
    Milton Johns (actor)
    Roman Polanski (noncey film director)
    Alejandro Jodorowski (non-noncey director)
    Owen Luder. (brutalist)

  7. Robert Redford
    Derren Nesbitt
    Patrick Mower
    David Cronenburg
    Moira Anderson

  8. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Tom Atkins
    Chrissy Hynde

    Well hit mikdys…

  9. Tony Bennett
    Gudrun Ure
    Sonny Barger
    Bert Bacharah (or however you spell it)
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter

  11. Sasha Johnson….yes we can but hope. “Oops sorry the old life support machine became unplugged accidentally. No honestly it did” he said as he chuckled with glee. I’m taking about the new breed of healthcare worker, the ones who are on the side of whites and aren’t on a permanent guilt trip.

  12. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on mik

  13. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  16. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  18. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Jeremy Vine. Flattened by a 10tonne artic whilst on his bike the cunt.
    Sandi Fucking Toskvig
    Billy Bragg.

    • Yes, Jeremy Vine please.

      What a cunt.

      Ruining Radio 2 lunchtimes since the ousting of Jimmy Young.

  19. My distant cousin – honestly – so glad I’m not the only cunt in the family

  20. Peter Blake.
    Peter Cellier.
    John Clegg.
    Patricia Routledge.
    Tuesday Weld.

  22. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  25. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC (The Last of The Few)
    Barry Cryer
    Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Martin Bashir

  28. Kevin Keegan (superstars bike accident)
    Cliff Richard
    Joe Biden
    Joe Corrigan
    Diane Abbott

  29. The old cunt spent £2500 on hookers in one day. How much did he have that he could hide that from his wife? How could he satisfy 5 of them? Lucky bastard.

    Think about it: His dad was the leader of the British Union of Fascists and his mother was an unrepentant Nazi. Why weren’t they hung for treason? Because they were part of the establishment? If they had been hung for treason, this cunt wouldn’t have been born to squander their fortune. He still had enough to venture into motor racing, be part of Formula 1 which no cunt has an interest in and manage some of its massive budget. A charmed life indeed.

  30. Lionel Bair
    Dr legg
    Tom cruise
    Howard from last of the summer wine
    Lenny Henry

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