Dead Pool [215]

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Congratulations to mikdys who correctly predicted that former F1 chief barrister privacy campaigner and fan of Nazi themed orgies Max Mosely would be the next dead cunt.Mosley was 81 and was the son of Oswald Mosely and Diana Mitford.He will be best remembered for his Nazi themed orgies and suing everyone who reported it.

On to Dead Pool 215

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool [215]”

    • Alexi Navalny
      Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Eric Clapton
      Marky Ramone

  2. Leonard Fenton (dr legg )
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  3. Irene Papas
    William Russell
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    Mário Zagallo

  4. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, M-D.

  5. In there Mik.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Jean Luc Godard
    Henry Woolf
    Anna Karen

  9. He bore a passing resemblance to ex-alBeebera DG Lord Hall Hall, who has been much in the news recently, and should be publicly flogged to death.
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooler
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  12. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Alan Price Eric Burdon

  13. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  14. Owen jones
    Michael Barrymore
    Jezz the magic tramppah
    Flattbot
    Gary linekar

  15. Jimmy Greaves
    David Van Day
    Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)
    Rick Ross
    Frank Williams F1

  16. Eileen Ash
    Benjamin Ferencz
    David Hockney
    Alan Greenspan
    Dennis Franz.

    Nice work, mikdys

  17. I’m a double winner now👍

    Here’s my new list:

    Ken Clarke
    Melvyn Hayes
    Jack Nicholson
    Barry Newman
    James Taylor

  18. Flabbot MP
    Lammy MP
    Clive Lewis MP
    Claudia Webb MP
    Steptoe MP

    More of a wish list than a prediction. But who knows, I may get lucky.

      • Fuck. Oh well, it’s academic anyway as they unfortunately probably won’t peg it.

        So I’ll substitute-

        Dawn (fatty) Butler MP
        Ken (Hitler) Livingstone, cunt.

  21. William Shatner.
    Rolf Harris.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Timothy West.

    • Did you know Stevie Nick’s once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner?
      She didn’t want to be known as Stevie Shatner Nicks .

      • Same as Joanna Lumley was engaged to Charles Dance.
        Had they have married she would’ve been Joanna Dance.

        Or

        Don Kings real surname was Keydick…He was Don keydick.

  25. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  26. Bobby Charlton
    David Gold
    Jimmy Carter
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Ken Bates

  27. With this wankers pedigree you would have thought he would have avoided anything to do with the Nazis 👍
    Still we can always have a whip round for him 😃😃

    • Hello George

      You should never speak ill of the dead but it is amazing how his fascist family and his sex life have been whitewashed by the BBC over the last 24 hours.

      What is with Sarah Harding in your nomination? She is a local hero around these parts and should be up for a Damehood, along with Kate Bingham.

      • Hello Wanksock yep well remember Martin Brundle cracking a joke about Max on Sky Sports F1 saying something about “Cracking The Whip”and was shut down straight away👎👎
        BBC are total wankers sooner the place is burnt down the better 👍
        Sarah Harding has cancer and won’t see Christmas so don’t send her a card 👍👍

  28. Good fucking riddance.

    June Brown
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    Slick Woods
    Bill Gates

  29. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Paul Sorvino
    Dominic Chianese

  30. Geoffrey Chater
    Joss Ackland
    Sidney Cooke
    Doreen Mantel
    John Nettleton

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