Perhaps this has been nominated before but JC on a Pogo Stick, I’m losing the will to live. Why? Because I’ve finally had a guts full of “Trigger Warnings”! They don’t just appear at the start of the programme, oh no that would be too easy. They appear at almost every commercial break.

Not just the “Flashing Lights” one but now we are warned that documentaries such as “The World at War” contain “Violent” images and scenes. Well I think WW2 did involve some violence, that is why it was a War! The rot continues with these wretched things spreading like a stain across the world.
Why do these “People” think that the audience is so thick as to be incapable of deciding for themselves whether their spawn/sprogs may watch something? Are they THAT stupid? Yes, I know, rather answers my question but it’s getting beyond a joke.

Nominated by: Mr Angry

And added to by Sir Limply Stoke:

“Trigger Warnings” and pixellating out “distressing scenes” in archive footage. You never see the full head jerk and brain matter spray job that is the real President Kennedy asassination any more and certainly not in the original colour footage.

(Just a quick heads up – it all kicked off on Capitol Hill this morning (7/01/21) as news reports will tell you. But please don’t derail this or subsequent nominations discussing it at length. An emergency cunting nomination would be recommended. Thanks  -DA)

Apparently someone called HRVY, who appears to be related to Beaker from The Muppets, was on a fascinating social experiment for the digital age called ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ this year. Allegedly this is actually what he calls himself, because he ‘thinks it sounds cool’:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/strictly-star-hrvys-adorable-explanation-23025481

The Mirror is equally deserving of a cunting here for describing this bastardisation of an already pretty wanky name as ‘adorable’.

What kind of gurning, masturbating chimpanzee thinks removing the vowels from his name makes him anything other than a TTL WNKR?

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz

The coffee-advert turd and Black Lives Matter advocate is worth half a billion dollars yet still parades the leftie views. He and his philanthropist wife Amal, have given tons of money to a variety of leftwing causes over the years. Most recently the permanentl-grinning Hollywood power couple donated a whopping $7 million to the Biden campaign and another $500 thousand to anti-American “racial justice” initiatives making money off Black Lives Matter fever.

Now the holy one has talked about bullying.
“I remember my father saying, ‘Don’t come back and look me in the eye unless you stand up to bullies and racists” said Clooney. “I’m glad to have been raised that way,” the wanker claimed, and that from a very young age “to pick fights with people that are more powerful than you. And stick up for people who are less powerful than you, or had less of a position.” The oily cunt doesnt seem to realise that he’s on the side of the bullies.

Clooney also defended fellow wingnut Tom Cruise this week who recently berated his film crew whilst wearing one of those useless face-masks with the hole in that let’s out your germs. Shut up Cruise, you only care that your latest shitfest will make you loads more money. Surely the aliens from planet Xenu are protecting you.

Clooney is one of those Hollywood nuts who has no idea of reality and how he sounds. He must have a new film out. Perhaps he plays a smug, moralising, permanently-coiffured, horribly-oily, plastic-faced cunt spouting the usual virtue-signalling, hypocritical vomit.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

For those of you who don’t fancy reading The Daily Mailicious,this is a letter from some old trout to the financial page asking for help getting her money back.

Basically,the auld bitch had been contacted (or contacted herself) some dodgy Cunt who opened a Bitcoin trading account for her…she then handed over twelve and a half thousand Pounds which,of course,promptly vanished. Now she is whining on that her bank haven’t refunded her.

Now, I’ve no time for banks but why the fuck should they refund every greedy Cunt who gets conned? She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s no good crying when it all goes tits up. She mentions that she had a brain tumour and so can be a bit forgetful….not so forgetful that she couldn’t set up the account…claim that the payments were for a purchase,not an investment…hide it from her husband (who is a Cunt for allowing a woman a bank-account) until she got in too deep..etc.

I have every sympathy for people who are genuinely conned but many of these cases involve avaricious Cunts who are too blinded by their own greed to see what is as plain as the nose on their face.

PS..the bank is a Cunt for caving in and giving her the money back…they should have told her to Fuck Off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-9079859/ASK-TONY-conned-cash-Bitcoin-boiler-room-scam.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler