Dead Pool [159]

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.

On to Deadpool 159:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of

My Nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Doug Hoyle
Paula Tilbrook

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [159]

  1. Virgil van Dijk (Dick to his mates)
    Mohamed Salah (dick)
    Roberto Firmino
    Jordan Henderson

    Hopefully all painfully.
    Scouse cunts.

  2. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  3. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Anthony Gas Pipe Casso
    Donald Sutherland

  4. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick (Please release me I’m a cunt)
    Bill Oddie
    Keef Richards

    • Congrats King Cunt, but sad to see Stirling drive his last lap.

      Prince Albert of Monaco
      Prince Michael of Kent
      Harry Redknapp
      Virginnia Wade
      Dickie Davies

  5. Matthew “sooty” Corbett
    Robbie “the fat dwarf”Coltrane
    David “the even fatter dwarf” Lammy
    The skinny dwarf from star wars
    Ken Livingstone I presume.
    If Sooty fister Corbett is already dead then the zombie corpse of Cilla Black risen from the grave. (As it’s Easter)

  6. Julie ‘Fucking’ Andrews
    Ricky Tomlinson
    Roy Hodgson
    Stan Boardman
    Dolly Parton

  7. Rollins from Grange Hill
    Tony Robinson
    Russ Abbot
    Dick van dyke
    Russell Grant

  8. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

  9. My dead pool has a hint of hatred for the red side of Manchester

    Sir Bobby Charlton – Centre Midfield
    Sir Alex Ferguson – Manager
    Dennis Law CBE – Forward
    Nobby Stiles MBE – Midfield
    David Gaskell – Goal Keeper

  10. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Alex Trebek
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Pope Francis

    Cuntgrats King Cunt

  11. In there, King Cunt…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher
    Patsy King

  12. Never one of the all time F1 greats Never won the Drivers World Championship Unlike 8 Times World Bike Champion and F1 Champ John Surtees The only Champ to do it on 2 wheels and four Moss part of the F1 elite and inner circle probably why he’s held as something of a God but really just an also ran Could never beat Juan Manuel Fangio or the best British Champ at the time Mike Hawthorn who he couldn’t beat

  13. Pat Boone
    Vince Hill
    Frank Williams [ vicar in Dads Army)
    Dougie Squires ( choreographer)
    Brigitte Bardot

  14. Tim Brooke Taylor has gone…
    The Goodies were as funny as fuck. Their South Africa episode being one of their best.
    They would never make it today in the demented PC fuckflake woke world of the BBC, so I am glad I saw them and they made me laugh when they did. When humour still existed , was still funny and was still British.

    RIP Timbo

  15. Kim Jong Un
    David Van Day
    Yaphet Kotto
    Murray Walker
    Silvio Berlusconi

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