Dead Pool [159]

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.

On to Deadpool 159:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of

My Nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Doug Hoyle
Paula Tilbrook

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [159]

  1. Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Raul Castro
    Beverly Cleary
    Thelma Barlow

    Nice work King Cunt.

  2. Arthur Scargill
    Imelda Marcos
    Michael Aspel
    Lady Antonia Fraser
    Juliette Gréco

  3. Giovanna Ralli
    Angela Lansbury
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Little Richard

    Good Shot, King Cunt

  4. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Good darts KC…

  5. Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek & The Guns of Navarone
    John Nettleton British actor best known as Sir Arnold Robinson, cabinet secretary prior to Sir Humphrey, in Yes Minister/Prime Minister
    George Shultz US economist, businessmen & politician under Nixon & Reagan
    Billy Bingham Northern Ireland footballer & manager
    Len Deighton British author e.g. The Ipcress File & Funeral in Berlin

  6. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck, King C.

  7. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Norman Lebrecht

  8. Big Fat Ron and his claret and blue army Atkinson
    Brigitte Macron
    Ian Lavender (Don’t tell him Pike!)
    Roy Wood
    Geoff Lynne

  9. Donald Rumsfield
    Henry Kissinger
    Tom Smith (rugby player)
    Dick Van Dyke
    Valery Giscard D’estaing

  10. I was gonna say, I would’ve been stunned had we managed to miss this one.

  11. Dick van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    James earl Jones

  12. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    Dickie Davies
    John Astin

    Bang on, King Cunt.

  13. Sheila Hancock
    Roy Hattersley
    Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Esther Rantzen

  14. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Larry king

  15. Harrison Ford
    That fat bearded cunt Hoffman off of Gold Rush
    Joe Montana
    Tom Beringer
    Zippy off of Rainbow!

  16. Harvey Weinstein
    Jim Dale
    Steve Jones (set pistol)
    Martin Scorsese
    Sean Connery

  17. Bert Newton
    Paul Hogan
    James Hong
    Donald Rumsfeld (nice try Opinionated cunt but check your spelling).

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