Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.
On to Deadpool 159:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of
My Nominations (Shaun) :
Sandra Day O’Connor
Lady C (ovid).
Virgil van Dijk (Dick to his mates)
Mohamed Salah (dick)
Hopefully all painfully.
Non of them are scousers you thick cunt.
Oh gosh, I didn’t think of that you even thicker retarded cunt.
Obviously you didn’t,just spouting bile because you have an agenda about LFC.
Your comment doesn’t make sense, you obviously have an agenda about LFC.
Phil the Greek
Samuel L. Jackson
Paul O Grady
Olivia Newton John
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Anthony Gas Pipe Casso
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick (Please release me I’m a cunt)
Congrats King Cunt, but sad to see Stirling drive his last lap.
Prince Albert of Monaco
Prince Michael of Kent
Matthew “sooty” Corbett
Robbie “the fat dwarf”Coltrane
David “the even fatter dwarf” Lammy
The skinny dwarf from star wars
Ken Livingstone I presume.
If Sooty fister Corbett is already dead then the zombie corpse of Cilla Black risen from the grave. (As it’s Easter)
Good darts king Cunt
Julie ‘Fucking’ Andrews
Rollins from Grange Hill
Dick van dyke
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
My dead pool has a hint of hatred for the red side of Manchester
Sir Bobby Charlton – Centre Midfield
Sir Alex Ferguson – Manager
Dennis Law CBE – Forward
Nobby Stiles MBE – Midfield
David Gaskell – Goal Keeper
Wasn’t the great Lawman a blue as well, twice?
Olivia De Havilland
Dick Van Dyke
Cuntgrats King Cunt
In there, King Cunt…
Frank O’ Farrell
Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher
Never one of the all time F1 greats Never won the Drivers World Championship Unlike 8 Times World Bike Champion and F1 Champ John Surtees The only Champ to do it on 2 wheels and four Moss part of the F1 elite and inner circle probably why he’s held as something of a God but really just an also ran Could never beat Juan Manuel Fangio or the best British Champ at the time Mike Hawthorn who he couldn’t beat
Frank Williams [ vicar in Dads Army)
Dougie Squires ( choreographer)
June spencer (Archers actress)
Patricia Green (ditto)
Max Baer Jr
Tim Brooke Taylor has gone…
The Goodies were as funny as fuck. Their South Africa episode being one of their best.
They would never make it today in the demented PC fuckflake woke world of the BBC, so I am glad I saw them and they made me laugh when they did. When humour still existed , was still funny and was still British.
The scene with the kitten climbing up the post office tower is etched on my memory.
Kim Jong Un
David Van Day
Nigel Lawson instead of Murray Walker