Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.
On to Deadpool 159:
The Rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of
My Nominations (Shaun) :
Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Doug Hoyle
Paula Tilbrook
William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
Lady C (ovid).
Norman Lloyd.
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Virgil van Dijk (Dick to his mates)
Mohamed Salah (dick)
Roberto Firmino
Jordan Henderson
Alisson
Hopefully all painfully.
Scouse cunts.
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Non of them are scousers you thick cunt.
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Oh gosh, I didn’t think of that you even thicker retarded cunt.
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Obviously you didn’t,just spouting bile because you have an agenda about LFC.
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Your comment doesn’t make sense, you obviously have an agenda about LFC.
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David Attenborough
Jimmy Greaves
Mary Berry
Judy Dench
Phil the Greek
1
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Sepp Blatter
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Michel Platini
Geoff Hurst
0
Jack Smethurst
Anna Karen
John Nettleton
Geoffrey Palmer
Paul O Grady
0
Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
0
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Anthony Gas Pipe Casso
Donald Sutherland
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Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick (Please release me I’m a cunt)
Bill Oddie
Keef Richards
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Congrats King Cunt, but sad to see Stirling drive his last lap.
Prince Albert of Monaco
Prince Michael of Kent
Harry Redknapp
Virginnia Wade
Dickie Davies
1
Matthew “sooty” Corbett
Robbie “the fat dwarf”Coltrane
David “the even fatter dwarf” Lammy
The skinny dwarf from star wars
Ken Livingstone I presume.
If Sooty fister Corbett is already dead then the zombie corpse of Cilla Black risen from the grave. (As it’s Easter)
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richards
Anita Harris
Ben Bradshaw
Good darts king Cunt
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Julie ‘Fucking’ Andrews
Ricky Tomlinson
Roy Hodgson
Stan Boardman
Dolly Parton
0
Rollins from Grange Hill
Tony Robinson
Russ Abbot
Dick van dyke
Russell Grant
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Henry Winkler
Chris Tarrant
Alex Salmond
Ian Blackford
0
Jimmy Carter
Jerry Stiller
Pierre Cardin
Betty white
Bob barker
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
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My dead pool has a hint of hatred for the red side of Manchester
Sir Bobby Charlton – Centre Midfield
Sir Alex Ferguson – Manager
Dennis Law CBE – Forward
Nobby Stiles MBE – Midfield
David Gaskell – Goal Keeper
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Wasn’t the great Lawman a blue as well, twice?
1
Murray Walker
Bob Dole
Olivia De Havilland
Dick Van Dyke
Angela Lansbury
0
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
Sheldon Adeleson
Pope Francis
Cuntgrats King Cunt
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In there, King Cunt…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher
Patsy King
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Never one of the all time F1 greats Never won the Drivers World Championship Unlike 8 Times World Bike Champion and F1 Champ John Surtees The only Champ to do it on 2 wheels and four Moss part of the F1 elite and inner circle probably why he’s held as something of a God but really just an also ran Could never beat Juan Manuel Fangio or the best British Champ at the time Mike Hawthorn who he couldn’t beat
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Wayne sleep
Ian McKellen
William shatner
Giacomo Agostini
Michael parkinson
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Theresa May
Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Jeremy Corbyn
John Major
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Pat Boone
Vince Hill
Frank Williams [ vicar in Dads Army)
Dougie Squires ( choreographer)
Brigitte Bardot
0
June spencer (Archers actress)
Patricia Green (ditto)
Max Baer Jr
Barry Cryer
Eric Idle
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Tim Brooke Taylor has gone…
The Goodies were as funny as fuck. Their South Africa episode being one of their best.
They would never make it today in the demented PC fuckflake woke world of the BBC, so I am glad I saw them and they made me laugh when they did. When humour still existed , was still funny and was still British.
RIP Timbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reDpesonJQ8
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The scene with the kitten climbing up the post office tower is etched on my memory.
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Kim Jong Un
David Van Day
Yaphet Kotto
Murray Walker
Silvio Berlusconi
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Nigel Lawson instead of Murray Walker
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