Dead Pool [157]

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who predicted Eurovision singer and one half of a singing duo with her husband Teddy ,Pearl Carr would be next to snuff it at the age of 98.Carr who died today sang alongside her late husband Teddy Johnson who was a previous Deadpool hit in 2018 when he died also at 98.They where married nearly 65 years and spent their final years at Brinsworth House a care home for showbiz types.Onto Deadpool 157.

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 celebrities you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples picks from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy Cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Paula Tilbrook
Bill Treacher

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [157]”

  3. Harry Gregg has gone… Great goalkeeper, hero of the Munich Air Crash..
    Only Bobby left now…

    RIP Big H…

    • A proper footballer and a real man. Not like today’s pansies.
      He was back playing a fortnight after the crash.
      Can you imagine that now ?
      No, me neither.

  6. Pele
    Tom Smith (rugby player)
    June Brown
    Mikhail Gorhachev
    Bernie Sanders

  8. Well done Freddie although I have to say feel a bit cheated having both Teddy and Pearl on my list for ages and they were both nicked.

    Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

  9. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Nice shootin’ Freddie…

  12. June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
    Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
    Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
    Dame elton john

    (can i have caroline flack’s ex boyfriend as a sub ? – dunno if the cunt’s famous but ten bob says he’s going to top himself sooner than later)

  16. Dick van Dyke
    Bret “The hitman” Hart
    Tim Currie
    Gary Glitter
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)

  17. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Pope Benedict ( nazi one)
    Pope Francis ( island stealer one)
    Nicola Sturgeon

    Posted 17/2 @ 11.11

    2020/02/17 at 11:12 am to be pedantic

    • I take it you’re not a major fan of a certain animated television show…

  23. Lily FUCKING Allen
    Bill FUCKING Nighy
    Clive FUCKING Anderson
    Ruggero Deodato (cruel FUCKING film director cunt)
    Fay FUCKING Weldon

  25. Bob Dole. US Politician
    Leon Spinks. US Boxer
    David Crosby. Crosby Stills& Nash Singers
    Lester Piggot UK Jockey
    Sean Connery. Actor

  26. Ali McGraw actress
    Holland Taylor actress
    Jimmy Tarbuck entertainer
    Robert Redford actor
    Barry Cryer comedian/writer

  30. Noam Chomsky
    Shannon Doherty (Charmed)
    Hyun Soong-jong (former PM of South Korea)
    Gloria Steinem
    Ian Lavender (Pike)

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