Dead Pool [157]

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who predicted Eurovision singer and one half of a singing duo with her husband Teddy ,Pearl Carr would be next to snuff it at the age of 98.Carr who died today sang alongside her late husband Teddy Johnson who was a previous Deadpool hit in 2018 when he died also at 98.They where married nearly 65 years and spent their final years at Brinsworth House a care home for showbiz types.Onto Deadpool 157.

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 celebrities you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples picks from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy Cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Paula Tilbrook
Bill Treacher

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [157]”

  5. Katie price
    Beast of Bolsover
    Sheridan smith
    Eric Clapton
    Marky Ramone

    Good darts Freddie!👍

  7. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the bland cunt.
    Mick Fleetwood
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Timmy Mallet

  8. Winston Peters (politician cunt)
    Sir Bob Jones (all round cunt)
    Hone Harawira (Maori activist cunt)
    Titewhai Harawira (His mother)
    Tūheita Paki (Maori King)

  12. Steve Coogan (death by talking shit and choking on it)
    Naga Munchetty (death by poisoned hair clippers)
    Ruth Davidson (death by fat-arse-itis)
    Philip Schofield (death by ingrowing hardon)
    Hillary Clinton (death by any means necessary)
    Any extra points for getting the C.O.D. correct?

  13. 1. Patrick Stewart (yes, I realise he is old, but the new star trek show is terrible).
    2. Jo Brand
    3. Billy Connelly
    4. Jamie Oliver
    5. James Corden

  16. In there Freddie…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King

  18. Yeeeeeeees!! Another victory for the Frog communidee! Fuck you racists!

    Jimmy Greaves
    Norbert Stiles
    Henry Kissinger
    Alex Fatboy Salmond
    Everton Weekes (token black)

  19. Boris Karloff
    Nigel Garage
    Irritable Dowel Syndrome
    Domenic Cůmstains
    oh yes, and I hear Norman Tebbitt’s unwell

  21. Giovanna Ralli
    Angela Lansbury
    Earl Cameron
    Pele
    Little Richard

    Good Shot, Freddie.

  22. Quick question: I’ll assume admin havent heard of my 5 cunts? Does that mean I need to choose more mainstream candidates?

      • Just curious. I know it says about that in the rules but the admin chaps may know those 5 cunts. I’ll wait as I cant be fucked looking up 5 English or Americunts

        Simple, they have to be famous enough to be reported on in national press, Nominating your neighbour with terminal cancer is not on, no matter how much of a dead cert it is.

      • Regardless what your last 5 dead cunts was from last deadpool whatever they were it does not count for the current deadpool. Don’t be a lazy cunt kiwi

      • Then I’m good with that lot. They’ll certainly make our national press 👍.

        Sorry TS, you lost me there. Why don’t previous picks count in this one? Every cunter on here uses the same 5, more or less, till one of the nominees pegs it.

  25. Honor Blackman
    Betty White
    Cleo Laine
    Olivia DeHavilland
    Harry Belafonte
    _____________

    Dick, leave James Earl Jones alone – Darth Vader will live forever !

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