Congratulations to Bob Grapples who correctly predicted Hollywood legend Kirk Douglas would be next to snuff it aged 103.Kirk survived a place crash in 1991 and a near fatal stroke in 1996 but still made it well past 100.Good innings indeed.
Anyway on to Deadpool 156
The rules.
1)Pick 5 cunts who you think will be next to conk out.First come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from other pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does!)
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have all heard of.
My mom’s (Shaun)
Rush Limbaugh
Genesis P-Orridge
Leon Spinks
Shaun Weiss
Gianluca Vialli
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Alice Cooper
Levi Belfield
1
I am Cunter !
Not Spartacus, I don’t want crucifying.
Fuck that.
4
Yoko fucking Ono,
Ian McKellan
Olivia Newton John
Alan Ford
Charlie Sheen
1
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
1
George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
Pope Francis
Nicely done Bob, Old fucker finally was visted by the man with a scythe
3
Willie Nelson
Pope Benedict ( nazi one)
Billy Connelly
Nicola Sturgeon
Fat Alex Salmond
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1
Michael Barrymore
Kenny Sansom
Kenneth Clarke
Brigitte Bardot
Nicholas Soames
1
If none of these are performing to well I’d like Ozzy Osbourne on the subs bench..
2
June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
Brigitte Bardot
1
Nicked Brigitte eh! you cunt
1
Aye from me you pair of thieving cunts.
1
Lily Allen (infinite cunt)
Ruggero Deodato (cruel film director cunt)
Clive Anderson (smarmy cunt)
Michael Heseltine (silly old cunt)
Alastair Campbell (bullying can’t handle his drink massive fucking cocksucking cunt)
4
Dick van Dyke
Bob Barker
Tim Currie
Bret The hitman Hart
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
1
Angela Lansbury
Henry Kissinger
Valery Giscard d Estaing
Bobby Stiles
Prunella Scales
1
And that should be
Nobby Stiles
1
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Thanks fellow cunters. RIP Kirk, Paths if Glory one of the best anti war films ever made.
Syd Little
Tony Green
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Gary Busey
1
Chuck Yeager
Joseph Kittinger
Joe Brown (singer)
Joe Brown (climber)
Buzz Aldrin
0
Madeleine albright
Josef fritzl
Larry king
Ozzy Osborne
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
0
Terry Waite
Dick Cheney
Patricia Routledge
Douglas Hurd
Nicholas Witchell
0
Sidney Poitier
Bill Oddie
Shirley Williams
Tim Brooke Taylor
Lord David Owen
0
Vince McMahon
Craig Charles
Harvey Weinstein
Elton John
Peter Criss
0
Right here’s another 5 you can steal from me you thieving bastards.
Tommy Steele
Phil Spector
Roger Whitaker
Vince Hill
Dick Lester.
Go help yourself for next time.
2
5 people from Wuhan
4
Be more specific smeggy they have to famous ffs you can’t just pick Ho Lee Fuk or whatever pick a famous chinese person
1
Dog bless Kirk Douglas.
I choose,
Billy Connelly,
Jo Brand,
Russell Howard,
Ian Hislop,
Stephen Fry
0
Hopefully Ian Hislop will get brutally murdered .
0
Kirk Douglas RIP
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Norman Pilcher
Patsy King
0
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Ole Anderson
Dory Funk jr
Terry Funk
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Harry Belafonte
Geoffrey Palmer
Bernard Cribbins
Brian Blessed
Olivia De Havilland
0
Meghan Markle (because i gotta )
Clint Eastwood
Holly Johnson
Stuart Hall
Michael Caine
0
Pele
Bernie Sanders
Tom Smith (rugby player)
June Brown
William H Gates (Gates Snr)
0
Actually, after reading the sports news earlier I’ll swap out Gates Snr for former Celtic captain Jackie Mcnamara. So that’s now:
Pele
Bernie Sanders
Tom Smith
June Brown
Jackie Mcnamara
0
Too late to get Caroline Flack in the dead pool ?
0
Depends, what time did she die?
0