She’s been here with ‘Chels’ peddling some cheap tat about ‘Gutsy Women’ that she’s scrawled (perhaps not realising that gutsy has another connotation in British-english, one more apt for our American cousins) and has taken the opportunity to have a pop about Brexit and spout about how the press are being ‘racist’ to Meghan and how she wants to ‘hug her’.
Well, I say fuck you, Hillary. We voted for Brexit (you remember what a vote is, you lost one to a giant oompa-lumpa not so long back – yes, you couldn’t even beat a wigged fuckwit who governs via the magic of Twotter) and our politicians are fucking it up enough without a fat-mouthed spam chipping in, so mind your own business. On the subject of Meghan, I would suggest that if she doesn’t like what’s happened to her, she too should shut the fuck up for a while and stop being such a hypocrite. As my old dead Dad told me when I was a mere youth; ‘If you act like a cunt, son, expect people to call you one.’
So in essence, Hillary, please fuck off back to good ol’ US of A and leave us ‘Briddish’ to sort it out ourselves. Nature abhors a vacuum so why are you still here?
Nominated by The Stained Gusset