What or who in the name of fuck is the Jolly Hog.

Until today I too had been spared this pile of cunt.

I rarely shop at Sainsbury’s but having collected 5000 nectar points worth apx £25 for spending several thousand pounds on fuel, earlier today I thought it would be a good idea to redeem them on a Xmas food shop.

And so it was I came across a brand of Sausages called the Jolly Hog.

I get why companies try to create a personality for their shite but this attempt is nuclear fision piss boiling.

There’s a lightly illustrated picture of the 3 cunts that apparently have created the brand on the packaging.

It says ‘Once upon a time there was 3 jolly brothers….. a rugby player, a ship broker and a cabinet maker (cunts), the three brother loved eating meat, especially pork. They decided to create their own delights which would one day become the best and most delicious in the world and BOOOOOM the Jolly Hog was born’.

And if that isn’t cunt of the highest order just to reinforce it the 3 brothers are called Josh, Max and Olly,

Cunts

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Have I got News for You.
I watched Friday’s episode for 3 minutes.
The smug cunt Hislop.
The terminally unfunny Merton.
Some cunt I have never heard of who apparently does a Trump impersonation.
Some fucking freak tranny in a dress and pearls.
From the outset the trannie started on about Brexit. That was when I turned off. No doubt the rest was conducted in the same hilarious vein, although, having voted Leave, I am obviously too thick to appreciate it.
This used to be a funny and topical programme. It is now part of the mainstream Remoaning, smug, superior, ‘look at how stupid 17.4 million people are’, establishment.
Fucking humourless, unbalanced Londoncentric shite. Much like the Remoaner’s Gazette – Private Eye.
Constructed by cunts, for cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to Cunt The British People.

The French kick off over fuel prices. We do nothing despite being betrayed by an Elite who have nothing but contempt for traditional British values and way of life.We’ll flap our gums and moan for a while…..and then we’ll do Fuck All.

Fuck us….why not? Everyone else has.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Susie Goodall

Who? Well this is the silly little rich bint that chose to sail round the fuckin world courtesy of Daddy’s money.

Very predictably, her make up bag fell overboard and she screamed SOS

As a result her rescue becomes international news, and a tanker the size of Wales has to find her and haul her on board.

If you are bored luv, get yourself a fuckin proper job, or a man, and stick to sailing a dinghy at the weekend.

Fuck me.

Nominated by Mrpoopants