Spot the jihadi [2]

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Congratulations – if that is the right word in the circumstances – to Kravdarth who correctly predicted the next terror attack would be in London as our peaceful friends set off a bucket bomb at Parsons Green on the District Line earlier today.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move to round 2 of “Spot the Jihadi” with one guess per person please in the comments under this post.

As a side bet, what will Sadiq Khan say first about this latest atrocity? Will it be :

(a) “Not all muslims are terrorists”

(b) “Islam is a peaceful religion”.

(c) “Part of living in a big city”.

(d) “Hate will not divide us and we will stand united”

Winners no doubt revealed during the inevitable vigil. Meanwhile our thoughts go out to the 22 people injured. If it had denotated properly, then it would have been a lot worse.

157 thoughts on “Spot the jihadi [2]”

  1. I’ll stick with Berlin on election day.

    I suppose we should be grateful that these cunts can’t even build an IED properly. I would have been a lot worse. But all is well as Trees is calling a Cobra meeting. That’ll scare the bastards!

    I’ll go for option (b) followed in the same sentence by (a)…

  2. The next attack will be on Buckingham Palace and Sadiq Khan will say “Serves you right you white bastards.”

  4. Sadiq Khan is the British Obama. Does fuck all, then when something happens, comes out and utters meaningless platitudes, complains about cut backs, then goes back to his office to continue doing fuck all.

    • I bet we’ll go through it eventually. It’s just that Burma is further down the line than us. The peacefuls simply haven’t breed the numbers necessary to start really taking over yet.

  9. I reckon somewhere in Italy, probably Rome. The sheer influx of unknowns there will surely see one of these uncivilized cunts take an almighty shit on their own doorstep.

    And the Mayor of Cunt will more than likely make some kind of option (d) variant, “We cunts will all stand united and nothing will make us afraid etc etc.”

    Shitizen Kahn can fuck right off. To this day, I will never understand what the fuck the Tories were doing putting up someone to run against Khunt as dreadfully out of fucking touch and lacking in charisma as Zac Goldsmith. The bastard couldn’t even name a single stop on the tube.

    Best thing for Khan would to wait until evening prayers, bundle him up in his peaceful prayer rug, lob the cunt in van and drive it of the edge of Shad Thames. Monumental ‘stani cunt.

  10. Incidentally, if that had detonated properly at any of the really busy nearby stops – Putney and Fulham Broadway especially – then it would have been a utter disaster.

  12. Even the Bangladeshi’s don’t want them. They plan to stick the lot of them on an island in the Bay Of Bengal.

  15. 22 injured , but none died? well um, thats good but I thought the rule was 5 or more need to die ahh whatever I’ll go with sweden if thats picked I’ll go with 10 downing street

  16. London, another tube attack.
    I always thought the IRA would attack the tube and blow a hole into the Thames.
    d. for suckdick khan.

    • If Andrè Rieu is there then there’ll at least be a silver lining.

      Didn’t he do his latest fingernails down a blackboard album there? It was called “Andrè Rieu: Music to Make Your Ears Bleed” or summat.

      • I had to endure a CD by that cunt when offered a lift by an old girl – neighbour- in Switzerland. really nice woman, just Dog-awful taste in muzak.
        But I’m a cunt for judging Strauss performances by the yardsticks of VPO and the late Willi Boskovsky and Carlos Kleiber…

  20. COBRA meetings essential for our peace of mind. How else could we sleep at night? Oh yes, just remembered, I don’t sleep at night, full stop.

    Good excuse for Boris to stuff his mug into Treesa’s creampies though.

    ISIS, and those who follow in their wake, can never be defeated. Best tactic would be to ignore them entirely. Impossible though when Media set to rake in £billions every time there’s the slightest incident.

  21. I’ll go for Stockholm

    It seems that a peaceful has run amok with his ‘Hammer of Peace’ in Lyon today.

  23. The loathsome Kay Burley was talking to some ex peaceful copper. She said a lot of people have sent disgusting tweets about the peaceful ones and how anyone who makes these tweets should be punished. You could not make this up. The media and The government are in total denial .

    • No surprises there from Appeasement Burley.

      Aren’t we lucky to have impartial news/current affairs doyennes like her and Victoria Derbyshire.

      You’re right the powers that be are in denial (although I prefer the term “don’t upset the peacefuls cos in a few key cities they’re 50%+ and we can’t afford to upset the cunts”).

      Donald Trump said that something needed to be done (about the “peaceful” contingent over here) and all the cunts turned on him!

      Well I second that Donald but no other cunt’s interested mate!

  24. Despite the tube terror, May took time out to say that Trumps comments on the suspect being “in Scotland Yards sights” were ‘unhelpful’. Westminster, Manchester and Borough Market attackers were all known in some capacity so he’s probably not far off.

    I will plump for Munich, start of Oktoberfest tomorrow.

  26. Leeds or Bradford would be a target but I guess peacefuls don’t shit on their own doorstep?

    Round here they just stick to their dangerous driving and drug dealing.

  27. Birmingham, Walsall and Leeds. All within a few hours of each other.

    Krunt Khan will say. ” Dadee wuz a buz driver”

    Sales of Zippo’s and disposables will surge, candles will be in high demand, and the fucking Gallagher’s will make a fucking mint…! Cunts.

  28. Barcelona again for me, won’t be Eastern Europe, total lock down there for these oily cunts

    • Bournemouth. Just to be different.

      Prime Minger Doris May will say again ” We’ll never let them win”.
      When will someone in power wake up to the fact every time the cunts kill or injure someone or even just cause disruption they’ve fucking won.Cunts.

      • This “never win” thing really fucks me off to no end.

        The moment people get blown up at a pop concert, get maimed going to work or get run over by a hire van the people HAVE WON. Normal people going about their business in their own country dead because our weak willed leaders don’t have the balls to deal with the situation which is plain to most.

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