Disatisfied Syrian Refugees

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“A scheme designed to offer Syrian refugees a fresh start away from their war-torn homeland has backfired after two families said the Scottish island they were sent to is “full of old people waiting to die” and they would rather be in Glasgow or Manchester.

The refugees praised the people of Scotland and said they had been made welcome on the Isle of Bute, but also complained that they were unable to find work and said they felt ashamed that they had to rely on charity.

Abd, a 42-year-old father of four, said: “I feel like I have one option now, to die here. Only die here, nothing else.”

The families said they felt isolated, were struggling to learn English and there was nothing to do on the island in the Firth of Clyde.”

If you find life in Syria more exciting then feel free to head home……. Cunts!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

The Doctors’ strike

Why do these fuckers always look so happy?

Why do these fuckers always look so happy?

Junior doctors are greedy self serving me me me cunts.

All the ones who don’t want to accept the very generous pay and working hours deal their own union accepted should be sacked on the spot and be made to pay back the £250,000 it cost to train them.

And then they can fuck off to Australia and get eaten by sharks.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Posted in NHS

Strictly Cunts Prancing

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More Strictly Cunt Dancing is afoot, I see…

What a load of bollocks and what a bunch of cunts…

Mind you, I’d give that Daisy Lowe an immense tonking though…

Nomimated by: Norman

Strictly is back then. My Dad would have loved it.

“Load of fairies fucking prancing about! What a load of old bollocks!”

Spot on, Dad…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Posted in BBC

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

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I would like to nominate Hugh Christopher Edmund Fearnley-Whittingstall for a much deserved and long overdue cunting.

Not satisfied with inflicting on us his self-righteous, “Modern Parents”-esque take on The Good Life in his “River Cottage” shows, he is now taking up the lead in the “War on Waste” – thus proving the lefty-liberal mantra of: “It’s easy to be green when you’re minted!” (see Bono, Sting and a rake of other millionaire faux tree-huggers) is still in full effect.

Hugh, ordinary folk could care less you cunt! We do our bit (to avoid the Marxist fines imposed by fuckwit councils – who are all cunts) but beyond that it’s only the lefty-liberal cunts who drive their V8 Range Rover’s 20miles – pissing out more pollution than a Chinese chemical factory – to the recycling centre to drop off their skinny half-latte macchiato Starbucks cup, before driving back just to feel good about themselves. I.e. cunts like you!

As with Jamie Oliver (another self-righteous gastronomic cunt who feels he can lord it over everyone else’s culinary decisions/life choices), Hugh is also “tongally” challenged. In fact if you got Hugh and Jamie in a kitchen together the main ingredient for that day’s special would be saliva!

Not to mention the fact that if you shaved Hugh’s head he would look like Harry Hill’s long lost twin brother, then for that alone, he is a cunt!

Noninated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Abdullah Kurdi

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Emergency cunting of Alan Kurdi’s father…

That was the boy who drowned attempting to pass illegally into Europe exactly a year ago today. In truth it was not the little cunts fault, it was his spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi who managed to kill not only his two son but his wife too. The narrative is this was a desperate Syrian family fleeing from IS. The truth is the family had been living safely in Turkey for some years. Alan Kurdi himself had rarely ever spent any time at all in Syria, spending most of his life with his aunt in Turkey.

The aforementioned spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi decided to take his family on a small inflatable craft to make the crossing from Bodrum to Kos, a journey of only 4 km. Its unclear if the family were a victim of people smugglers or if the father himself was the smuggler as accounts vary. One of the other survivors tells the story that Abdullah Kurdi himself was the captain.

I have sailed these waters myself in a 52ft yacht and in August and early September they can be very rough due to a Northerly wind called the Meltemi. Anybody choosing to make this crossing in a small rubber boat at night, and it was a choice, no one had a gun to their heads, must be insane.

Everything about the MSM narrative on this one stinks. Even the photo of the dead little cunt on the beach was staged for maximum impact.

This, more than any other single event prompted Merkle to open the floodgates of the cunts, not only from Turkey but Libya too. Many of the great and the good are banging the refugee drum today, calling for the government to accept “child refugees” from the jungle. Fuck off you virtue signaling cunts. You let a few in and thousands more will turn up at our doorstep.

If I had my way we should deploy gun boats in the channel and any cunt attempting to cross illegally gets treated to some 50 cal tracer fire.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart