An old contact of mine (a bit of a nerd, but a harmless, nice kid) met Zellwegger in London… Said person loved that Bridget Jones shite and she politely said to Zellwegger ‘Hello, I’m a huge fan…’ The ugly, spoilt, talentless fat bitch rolled her eyes to the sky, as if to say ‘Not again’ and fucked off without saying a word…

I personally wouldn’t waste time throwing my own shit at Renee Zellwegger… She’s an up her own twat cunt and a one trick pony (except she is fatter and uglier than a pony)… With yet another Bridget Jones load of shite about to be released… Get out the red wine and chocolates, all chick flick cunts out there…

Nominated by: Norman

Whoever wrote the Algorithm(s) or programmed it obviously doesn’t use the word Cunt much so therefore must be a cunt.

I want to write Cunt it says Count, I want too write Cunting it says Cutting. Most of the time when your writing a cunting or reply you don’t bother checking everything and then when you read it after the spellcheck makes you the Cunter look a right can’t spell properly thick cunt. When your trying to accurately describe a cunt you don’t want to have to stop to check if the word you want to write is the word that is there, its ruins the flow.

So I think the Spellchecker is a count.

Nominated by : Black & White Cunt