Apart from him being a Scouse cunt and an ‘alternative comedian’ (a crime in itself) this fat bald twat is a hypocritical cunt trumpet of the highest order… The man, who in the eighties, professed to be a communist cunt and as far left as the Redskins (the band,) and also refused to participate in the Young Ones Comic Relief single due to the involvement of arch-Tory cunt, Cliff Richard, is now a comfortably well off middle class cunt who lives in a big house in some poncey place like Holland Park and shops at Waitrose… He also probably now votes Tory as well… Yet another gravy train jumping champagne socialist cunt… Never trust a Scouser, as the saying goes…
I defy anyone to watch this and not think ‘What a fucking cunt…’
Nominated by: Norman
Well cunted. Fair dinkum he ought to have been given capital bloody punishment for that video alone.
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celebrity injuctions are a cunt,
I was really keen to find out which married celebrity couple with kids were having 3 somes.
I now know who it is and it is actualy quite boring, I will give you a hint one of them wrote the song “candle up my arse” (well a bit like that)
so I was well up for it initialy (olive oil in a paddeling pool, ect) now I know its 3 blokes playing leapfrog its lost its shine.
However I could be wrong as the break came from girlfriend, who allso belives it when I say I have only had one beer! (so perhaps not the best source)
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Yup! No Complaints here, top order counting!
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Bollocks, that’s supposed to be cunting!
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Great now after watching that cringey vid I have to intoxicate meself ,never liked Alexei Sayle’s brand of comedy it’s amazing his show stayed on as long as it did.
His show just isn’t bloody funny to me bland kind of comedy , I like that he doesn’t swear alot because I hate the overuse of swearing in comedy sometimes that isn’t enough its still shite in my opinion. Great cunting though norm!
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That video could make waterboarding obsolete.
Sayle is an irritating cunt just like the whole genre along with
fat two joke cunt Jo Brand, establishment cunt Ben Elton and those Young Ones cunts.
Don’t know how the cunts got away with it.
Still getting away with it.
The cunts.
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Also, why the mistaken belief that Liverpool is a birthplace of comedic genia?
John Bishop, Boardman, Tarbuck, Les Dennis, Ken Dodd, Freddie Star and I’m pretty sure we can all remember where we were the fist time we saw Norman Vaughan.
Liverpudlian comedians….don’t make laugh.
No they don’t.
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“That video could make waterboarding obsolete.”
Speaking of water… how about those niggers who stole water from the runners at the marathon?… fucking sad if you ask me, shame shame shame.
“spectators armed with shopping trolleys stole trays of bottled water intended for London Marathon runners (from mirror.uk)”
armed with trolleys? good heavens! Well done Deptford proving once again how you’re great at being thieving scumbags. https://i.imgur.com/xXqdKFi.png
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Experienced my first mugging in Deptford, waiting for the N73 outside the Venue.
A friend nipped around the corner for a piss and was mugged for one bent superking cigarette and an empty box of matches by a bunch of chimps in sportswear.
Those cunts really would try and steal the steam off of a turd.
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Thieving scumbag cunts. London looks such a wonderful place now it is so fully multicultural.
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They should hang the dirty thieving cunts…
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Not forgetting that Scouse slag, Margi Clark, that unfunny Scouse cunt off radio, Billy Butler, that Scouse poove, Jimmy Corkhill, and that steaming pile of Scouse shite, The Mersey Pirate…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_-bznuJCTU
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Hornby Railways…maybe an unusual choice for cunting, but… “The Sir Winston Churchill Funeral Special” (I kid you not!!). A really useful addition to your layout… Another way of packaging items that aren’t selling very well individually, methinks? Well done, you tasteless CUNTS!!
Coming soon (if you subscribe to the Hornby Club, that is); “The Quintinshill Mixed Grill Dining Special”. Genuine wooden carriages and a free pint of methylated spirits for that blazing flame-effect. Included also: a dozen models of farmers with rifles for the shooting of terminally-burnt passengers…
Also, Bristol City Council deserve cunting. 91 languages are spoken in Bristol, and apparently it could be a bit tricky to celebrate St. Geo’s Day. A quick memory-jogger for the City Council… which country are you in? England… ring any bells? St. George, patron saint of… You CUNTS.
Austria is now a good step closer to telling johnny-jihadi wog where to get off! I salute you, Austria, but I apologise if I don’t put my brown shirt and jackboots on, and I promise I’ll avoid that illegal salute…
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Shouting , scouse , fat , bald , cunt!!!
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I just got some terrible news regarding my cat it seems my cat has heartworm or a pancreas disease. Now I’m wondering if the vet already knows what my cat has but is just trying to milk more money outta us.
Fucking vets ! I hate them, just getting bloodwork and medication cost a small fortune. I’m sure these next set of tests will cost a shite load as well bloody bastards . We will most likely have to get her put down, the treatments are just too painful for the cat to endure and costly. I’ll try a few natural treatments but alot of them are ineffective and only help partially, better then nothing I suppose.
“Sometimes I feel … Sometimes I feel….
Like I been tied to the whipping post Good Lord, I feel like I’m dyin’ https://youtu.be/FUvxRjYqjEQ
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Bad news there, TitSlaopper, old mate…
Hope the cat gets well and the vets don’t rip you off too much…
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@Norm I doubt my cat will recover, heartworm is basically incurable, and if its the pancreas its most likely a cancerous tumor.
So I’m fucked either way if I really want I could spend thousands to keep her alive for a few months but repeated veterinarian visits and costly medical bills would ruin me.
I’m tempted to pull a old yeller with my cat because its sad to see the state she’s in. I don’t know but she hasn’t eaten for 2 or 3 days aside from water and forced feeding. She’s also not going to the washroom properly pissing on her fur its amazing how fast she got sick just a week and a half ago she was fine.
Immitation Yank@ So am I but this might be the last cat I have. I lost my pug 2 years ago but this affected me more cause I had her for 13 almost 14 years. Thanks for both of your condolences
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Didn’t want to say it, but you’re right – heartworm cannot be treated successfully. I don’t know you or your cat personally, but I’m a bit teary if I’m honest. Can’t abide an animal’s suffering. Starving wog kids with flies on their faces I could watch all day no problem. But a cat in distress and I’m a blubbering wreck.
Be brave my fellow cunter. Make the best decision you can for you and your cat. All the best – I.Y.
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I was going to say pretty much the same thing. I care more for my 3 moggies than I do for nine tenths of humanity. Some folk would probably say I’m a cunt for thinking like that. And they would be correct.
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Hey TitSlapper. Huge cat fan myself, so I wish you and your moggie all the best. Cheers – I.Y.
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Axwound is totally soppy about cats and offers Titslapper his sympathy.
On the cunting of vets though, spare a cunting for the insurance companies. Until they started pushing pet care policies, a trip to the vets cost something like £50 -£200. One of my cats got a bad cut on his leg recently and it cost me over a grand to have it patched up, largely because the vet wanted to run some tests the were almost certainly unnecessary. These would, of course, been paid for by the insurance company if I had insurance, which I don’t. I’m not suggesting that the vet acted in bad faith, but when the expectation is that they will be paid for automatically, the temptation arises to run the tests, rather than take the slight risk that something else might be wrong with the animal. Having said he should run the tests, the vet couldn’t very well say to me, after I told him I didn’t have insurance, “in that case take him home and keep an eye on him and bring him back if you are worried”.
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Exactly the health insurance company cunts are heartless we would of spent more money but she was a old cat. Plus we already paid 300 just for bloodwork and medication. She hadn’t eaten for 5 days couldn’t walk and her breathing was laboured. Vets use to be more lenient and straightforward.
They wanted 1000 for hospitalization and that isn’t even for treating her just for more bs tests and IV for nutrient feeding. She lived 14 great years that’s bloody better then most. Most owners can’t even go past 6 yrs of looking after a pet .
To be honest she gets to enjoy her favorite activity sleep! One of my biggest regrets tho was giving her too many treats. Course the guilt of what if? is hitting me. Thanks Harry Axwound great username by the way http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dolan-duck-uncle-dolan-gooby-losed-pruto.jpg
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Wish there was a cunt button on youtube, probably be worn out though
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And Amazon deserves a cunting… Email received today, please would you spare a few moments to help us improve our service ? Very cleverly, click on the three buttons – yes it arrived on time, yes it met my expectations, yes they were courteous &c. when I contacted them. Was there a button to click for “Efficient?” Nah, like fuck. So I clicked send… “your comment is too brief, you have to fill in the box below”…
“My dear Fuckwits, have already replied by pressing above buttons. Fuck off…Fuck Off…Fuck OFF”
CUNTS.
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I’m totally up for this cunting. I used to be a big Amazon fan. Would buy my stuff on there by default pretty much. However, things changed when they announced they were going to build some kind of warehouse facility in my state. Allow me to explain.
In Yankland, each state collects sales tax which is added to the price of stuff you buy. It’s the Yank equivalent of VAT. However, if the store you buy from is an online store and there’s no physical presence in the state, there is no sales tax! Instant price advantage. Then Amazon announced they’re to build a facility in my state and by just announcing it, state law says Amazon have to add sales tax to everything bought by people from my state.
So, Amazon makes a business decision for the betterment of their company without consulting me in any way and by so doing, everything I buy from them instantly goes up by 8%. Lovely. I complained bitterly, but Amazon claim they’re still able to sell at discounted prices due to volume deals with suppliers. Bullshit. I priced out several items from another online store and the identical items from Amazon were more expensive. Not by much, but it was more expensive.
So Amazon can go fuck themselves unless they re-introduce an 8% discount on my orders. Which they won’t because they’re cunts.
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RE Sayle, a remix could be ok…
Ello, Dave Rubbish PM, got a new piggy??!!
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