Congratulations go to Fred West who bags his third Dead Pool win by predicting the death os music producer George Martin, the man most famous for producing the Beatles – although he did loads of other stuff too until his studio in Montserrat was buried under a volcanic eruption (a most impressive sight, incidentally)…
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 34.
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Here’s my five :
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Peter (Lord) Carrington
Colin Vearncombe
Bill Wyman
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Isn’t Colin ‘Black’ Vearncombe already dead, Dio?
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You’re right, Norman.
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Very pleased to be able to keep Debo off the winner’s podium.
Noms for the next pool:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Smith
Leslie Philips
Jean Alexander
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Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Joao Havelange
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Vera Lynn
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Victoria Derbyshire
Gene Wilder
Kim Jong Un
Kate Adie
Adam Johnson
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner
Fucking FIFA cunts.
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Great Call Fred!
Heres mine :-
Bruce Forsythe
George Bush Snr
Peter Sallis
Prince Philip
Fidel Castro
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Tony Blair
Caitlin Jenner
Kate Moss
Pete Doherty
Bahar Mustapha
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Don’t worry Fred I will be back, one of these is bound to croak soon
Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
cliff mitchlemore
Do Muoi
Sandy Gall
Joost van der Westhuizen
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Usual cunts please…
Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
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Congrats to Fred. My regular grave sniffers please
George A Romero
John Carpenter
Colin Dexter
Half Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
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HAL Holbrook Fuck this touchscreen crap. Anyone got a spare hammer?
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I find a keybard just as much trouble frankly…
(see what I mean!)
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ian brady
peter sutcliffe
Joan Collins
Woody Allen
Michael Schumacher
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This time around;
Clifton James
Dobri Dobrev
Prince Mikasa Takahito
Derek Hatton
Windsor Davies
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Eye of newt, bubble, etc, etc……………………….
David Rockefeller
Elie Wiesel
Gerald Kaufmann
Henry Kissinger
Jonathan Sacks
Ta muchly.
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Hera are my Dead Pool predictions.
Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
Norman Tebbit
Paul Gascoigne
Jackie Chan
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Dioclese what are you doing in this picture with Norman Tebbit? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Tebbit
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I often bump into him in Waitrose, so it’s not that unusual to see us together 😉
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He’s got the right idea on migration thats for sure. He said some hurtful comments(boo whoo) towards terrorists opps mean migrants. The beeb and other media slags hounded him like crazy. Then the london bombing happened… then the rotherham paedo assaulters happened and so on. To this day the liberal shit eating bellends still won’t admit they were wrong bout migration or apologise to Tibbet.
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Chan does all his own stunts, could be a surprise winner…
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Morrissey
George Michael
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Dick Dale
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five more coffin dodgers, please…
HR cuntishness Andrew
Cherie Blair
Joanna Plastic Bumley
Bieberkunt
Ian Duncan-Smith, Britain’s answer to Julius Streicher
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Please resubmit properly…
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HR cuntishness Andrew
Cherie Blair
Joanna Plastic Bumley
Bieberkunt
Ian Duncan-Smith
Apologies for my previous dodgy submission! Ta v m.
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Who are Biebercunt, Bumley and HR Cuntishness ????
Please at least try and make it easy for me…
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Justin Bieber
Joanna Lumley
HRH Prince Andrew
Sincerest apologies, Dioclese!
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here’s my 5
Robert Mugabe
John Kerry
Rupert Murdoch
Donald Trump
Prince Philip
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Philip’s taken
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Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
Benjamin Netanyahu
George Soros
same 5 please
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Hello, I would like the following to die –
Russell Brand
Keith Allen
Lily Allen
Ruggero Deodato
Sue Perkins
Thanks as ever.
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Tony Blackburn
Bear Grylls
Gary Barlow
Recep Erdogan
Nick Clegg
Mostly wishful thinking other than Tony, shame may make him hit the liquor and pills….
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Ken Dodd
Stuart Hall
Rolf Harris
Angie Bowie
Alan Vega
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Tommy Docherty
Peter Vaughan
Geoffrey Bayldon
Ennio Morricone
Yoko Ono
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Nicola Sturgeon
Lorraine Kelly
John Major
Neil Kinnock
Kenny Samson
All cunts
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Chuck Berry
Little Richard
Irene Papas
Brigette Bardot
Sir Bernard Ingham
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Eddie Izzard
Howard marks
Roger Moore
Dick van dyke
Honor Blackman
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Take some credit for having originally nominated Sir George Martin a long time ago. What the fuck all me best noms get snaffled. Cunts. Here we go again:
Muhammed Ali
Leslie Phillips
Doris Day
Jim Dale
Barry Manilow
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Bollocks me Leslie Philips has been stolen again. May I have that unfunny cunt
Jerry Lewis
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Burt Reynolds
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy Carter
Murray Walker
Lionel Blair
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Carol Channing
Peter Tapsell
Jo Brand
David Dimbleby
Walter Mondale
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Starting with the remaining Beverley Sisters (the twins) and one of the Batchelors
Teddie Beverley
Babs Beverley
Jerry Lewis
Con Batchelor (real name Declan Clusky)
Billy Graham
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3/5 I’m afraid. Lewis and Graham are taken
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Tedious. OK the other bachelor boy and
Dec Bachelor
Giscard D’Estaing
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Ere how many profiles you got Limply ol boy….
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The fucking wife has been at me personals again.
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