Kevin Pietersen

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Kevin Pietersen is a pompous, self agrandising, bouncer dodging cunt.

“They won’t let me play for England mum, it’s not fair”
Well boo-hoo to you Pietersen. Fuck off back to South Africa and play your silly bat and ball game for a country that can understand your ridiculous accent.

“But the ECB said I could play for England if I scored some runs for Surrey, and that’s what I did. It’s so unfair” Shouldn’t have bad mouthed Andrew Strauss then should ya, you foul mouthed cock fumbler?

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Dead Pool 20

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who came up on the rails with a late nomination for Sir Christopher Lee. He died last Sunday but they only announced it today – presumably to make sure that, given past performance, he didn’t rise back up from the grave?

Well played, Limpers. You join Dioclese as a three time winner. If we had a trophy, then you’d be allowed to keep – but we don’t so tough shit!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 20.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The Women’s World Cup

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The so-called Women’s World Cup needs to be cunted….
The BBC broadcasting the names of the players?! Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are the FA and the BBC really wasting time and money on this shite? There are only two reasons to tune into this bollocks: To see if there is any totty (there isn’t!) and to laugh at the goalkeepers…

I also bet some cunt at FIFA or UEFA gets a goal from this joke of a tournament to be named ‘Goal of the season’ ahead of multitudes of professional players and teams… What a load of PC gone mad crap…

Nominated by: Norman

Whoa! Footie cunts. Literally!!!

Can’t wait to see them pull their shirts off to celebrate a goal…

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow [2]

Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Speaker John Bercow and rock star Alice Cooper?
No? That’s because apart from the fact that they’re both cunts, there isn’t any..!

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow needs a good cunting. There are three main reasons I can see (but many more than that of course!)

1- thinking he’s a funny as fuck speaker. He isn’t
2- crying when he narrowly avoided that sly attempt to get him out, the soft basterd
3- most significantly, for that wife of his and not having the bottle to divorce her

Nominated by : Cuntocracy

Kate Moss

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Supposed “Supermodel” and walking toothpick with eyeballs Kate Moss is a cunt.

Not content with bullying recovering stroke victim Andrew Marr out of his coffee shop seat (No fan of the man but strokes can get ANY poor cunt!) the malnourished shitbag has got herself pissed up on an Easyjet flight (whilst returning from a stretch of rehab no less) and drunkenly abused passengers, flight crew and the (female) pilot. No doubt with the timeless classic screech of “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” It’s pretty obvious WHAT you are my dear.

Anyone who would abuse a pilot trying to control several hundred tons of metal and aviation fuel carrying passengers who might actually have worked for a living is an absolute cunt of terrifying proportions.

Mrs Bastard is 52 and she looks better than you from every angle and has the benefit of a pleasant personality to go with it. Fuck off and get a bloody sandwich, you skinny, emaciated, overrated, overgrown playground bully, coke fiend, fag ash Lil and consummate CUNT!!

Nominated by: Mr Bastard