So this is what a feminist looks like is it? Almost right. I prefer the slogan in the picture!
Nominated by: Dioclese
What a self-obsessed, talent-less, shit smirking cunt.
The fact that piece of greasy shit actually planned to video and display to the world his wifes (OK, she gets what she deserves for marrying that prick) most intimate and special moment just so he can get publicity and make it about him beggars fucking belief.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
It just shows what a cunt like Robbie will do for a bit of publicity. Really stooped low with that one. What a cunt. A fucking crap singer as well.
Nominated by: Cuntface
( Take that, you fucker... )
Blimey O’Reilly more trouble in the banking sector, this time the National Sperm Bank (and apparantly there is one) is running oit orf sperm. Importing sperm from legoland (Denmark cunts) and yankland to make up the deficit. Seems the fillies cannot get enough orf it, rationing ect ect, having to go private and so orn.
All doine to the fillies going self employed. Spot orf the old turkey baster in place orf a genuine bit orf cock. Such times we live in. British manhood spurned. Dyke and poofta couples and single professional women all demanding progeny but not in the time honoured fashion. Ladies, Sir Limply is at your service offering a spot orf vintage spunk at very reasonable rates.
Habitues orf this blog, this is your call to arms, your opportunity to put your wanking to the national good. The Eye alone must produce pints orf the stuff every time he does a spot orf geeking on this site. So cum orn cunters, wipe orf your keypads, suck in your bellies and tickle the old todger. Do some quantative easing and make your donation to the Wank Bank. Your country needs you.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Well, we don’t know his name, can’t even remember the name of the company he advertises, but surely just this photo and the raucous catchphrase “I said, you buy one, you get one free” will trigger the same Pavlovian response in all cunters here – namely the overwhelming desire to kick in the TV screen and dump a bucket of boiling bleach over this cunt’s head.
Nominated by: Fred West
Little arsehole name orf Jeff Brown. Been at it for years and nobody can remember the name orf the fucking windows he flogs. Sources tell me the cunt is also the match announcer at Burnley FC. Always tops lists orf the most annoying cunt on TV.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
( Who says this site is not educational? Perhaps we could register as a charity?… Ed. )