Monthly Archives: November 2014

Supermodels

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Who the fuck gets to designate the title ‘supermodel’ to these sour faced, pointless cunts.

When you look at what these oxygen thieves do for a living, you have to wonder what the fuck society has come to.

Walking up and down while wearing clothes……thats it. What everyone else does before they leave the house in the morning to go and work proper jobs.

Useless cunts

Nominated by: Odin’s balls

Most supermodels are poe faced, tantruming overpaid skinny tarts with no tits… What I don’t get though is why all these stick insects like Evangelista and Campbell were doing in George Michael’s videos, when he uses the tradesman’s entrance? Mind you, it could be because half of them looked like geezers with lip gloss..

Claudia Schiffer was fit in her day though…

Nominated by: Norman

Shelley Jupitus

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Who’s that under our Phill??

I know that loathsome professional Essex Lad Phill Jupitus (born Phillip Swan on the Isle of Wight) has been cunted several times before, but I recently heard him mention that he has a wife.

Anyone who would want to marry such a fat, hateful, talentless cunt is surely even more of a cunt than he is, and so I hereby nominate Phill Jupitus’s wife.

Nominated by: Fred West

Virgin Galactic

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Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo on its first test flight over the Mojave Desert, California

Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.

So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:

Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber

…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away

Nominated by: Captain Japseye

X Factor

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The X Factor audience of imbecilles are a right bunch of cunts.

These easily led brain dead droogs could be easily persuaded to chant ‘burn the witch’ at a moments notice.

Nominated by : Louis Walsh

Thanks Christ for that. The 2014 series of X Factor is nearly over. I managed to avoid watching any of it despite being nagged by adverts and trailers and propaganda masquerading as news items.

There more culture in a pot of yoghurt and more talent in a fucking sausage! But WTF? It’ll be back next year…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Guy Fawkes

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“Remember, remember the fifth of November…”

What a fuck up. Where are the heroes when you need them?

Maybe old Guido was a Jihadist? Maybe they’re not all bad? Just a thought…

Nominated by: Dioclese

It’s that merry time of year again when a minority of selfish, narrow minded cunts turn your average suburb into downtown Beirut. From sunset to sunrise, we can look forward to bangs, pops and whistles as their fucking fireworks off, and tough shit if you have to get up for work in the morning. Try going round to their shit-hole residence and ask them to keep quiet, and all you get is a load of bollocks about “its only fun”, “just five more minutes” or “fuck off, wanker”.

Only upside is you could blast the cunts with a shotgun and no one would be any wiser on the noise. That’d fuck them.

I get a real urge to burn these fuck-wits houses to the ground and stab any fucking cunt trying to flee the inferno.

Nominated by: KiwiCunt