Therefore, it saddens me after he provided such an entertaining evening, to have to nominate Mark Stewart for a cunting.
Nominated by: Harry Axwound
Personally I think clamping down on the vast quantities of counterfeit electronic/computer peripherals originating from China would be a better way of Amazon increasing trust, rather than penalising private individuals who are just wanting to move on a DVD box set that they’ll never watch again. Paying the proper rate of tax would also help these lying, scumbag cunts win back public trust and confidence.
It’s obvious that far from being overly concerned about counterfeits, the wholesalers are seeing their sales fall as customers prefer to choose more reasonably priced second-hand titles and it’s probably the wholesalers who are twisting Amazon’s arm. It’s interesting that the particular box set I’ve been banned from re-selling has NO second-hand copies available on Amazon Marketplace at all, but lots of third party sellers offering it for the same price as Amazon – or considerably more.
Counterfeits, my arse. This is all about profits which should come as no surprise from a bunch of tax-avoiding cunts.
Nominated by: Fred West
Tesco are (as we know) monumental cunts. But their latest tasteless sales scheme takes the absolute piss… A Rememberance Pizza? With two pieces of pepperoni and an olive representing a poppy? If the lads who fought for Blighty all those years ago could see what Britain would become in 2014, I don’t think they would have bothered…
Nominated by: Norman
Tesco are indeed monumental cunts for this. I’m only surprised they didn’t market it with an even more tasteless tagline. If they could get away with selling barbecues to commemorate the bombing of Hiroshima I’d bet they would do it.
Tesco were of course quick to lay the blame on “rogue employees”. (yeah… right!). Apparently the twatter crowd were quick to join in with mindless quips, which considering anyone who uses Twitter is a cunt beyond redemption comes as no surprise I suppose.
Nominated by: Captain Japseye
And this from “The Independent” …
As the image spread on Twitter people were quick to make fun, commenting things like ‘lest we forget the anchovies’ and accusing the supermarket of cashing in on a day of mourning.
“Colleagues in stores have been marking Remembrance Sunday in a number of ways and we hope customers see that their intentions in this case were entirely borne out of respect,” a Tesco spokesperson pleaded.
This is 2014 though, expect several thousand more tweets and a full apology by 5pm.
Whilst bending over as me butler applied me Anusol caught sight orf this crap on a bit orf newspaper in the cat’s litter tray: “Gregory Porter fans will already be well aware of the subtle power of his voice that can caress or confront, embrace or exhort, which slips down through the ears, trickling gently into the soul like whisky and honey. His third album, Liquid Spirit, is a cup that runneth over with lyrics ranging from the political and provocative to the deeply emotional, all sung in that rich, resonant voice”.
Have to say that the last time I have truly had that experience was taking a spot orf golden rain from the under gardener’s daughter. By God after a few ciders can that filly piss!
God spare me the bollocks. The memsahib had the cunt on the wireless but short order tuned to the gee-gees at Haydock Park. Said he sounded like a low rent Barry White (and he was a fucking flatulent joke) but minus the luvvvv.
To cap it all the tosser sports a titfer held orn by a bally balaclava. Apparently the old liquid soul luv machine wears the fandago to hide a skin condition. Never notice that then. Cunt in a twat hat.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
What a bunch of cunts.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Used car salesman are cunts too. Fell on hard times a few years ago and traded my car in for “quality used car ?” Turned out it was fucking death trap. Cost me a fucking fortune in the long run. Cunts the fucking lot of them !
Nominated by: Cuntface
Door to door salesen? Should set the dogs on the scum. I had an issue with a salesman from well known double glazing company. Could not get rid of him, he tried every trick in the book except offer his arse to secure the deal and I’ll bet he’d have done that if I hadn’t managed to push him out of the door.
Nominated by: Captain Japseye