Greg and Rona. Two Dykes for the price of one.
That Chris Patton was a cunt too…
Nominated by: The Captain
Apparently made orf with about 200 schoolgirls. Now appreciate there’s a certain class of paedo cunt that is orf that persuasion (Sir Rolf, Jimmy, Maxie ect ect) and see that there could be a following for a freshly laundered school blouse in some circles, enough said, but abducting a whole school load of ‘em is hogging it rather and frankly asking for trouble. Needless to say Nigerian plod going round in circles looking to be bribed.
Heard the news announcer Johnny talking about Boko Harum – “A Darker Shade of Wog” – Well this is where the weird science comes in. Got duff ears so thought the geezer was talking about Procol Harum – ’60s band, one repetative hit “Whiter Shade of Pale” most people have heard orf, toured for decades, many different line ups, until really gave up the ghost around 2012. Had a few sherberts and zappo it came to me. Procol Harum = Boko Harum – one last tour, newish name, newish street cred lineup plus record to pay the care home fees. A certain, if somewhat risky, strategy to get publicity. Stranger things have happened
Thought the cunt was dead but still seems to be walking about. Dead man walking. Sounds like a good name for a thrash metal band
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Not because he raped an eight year old girl, as that’s pretty much par for the course for politico/religious types, but because I have to queue for half an hour at the fucking airport security in case one of his bum-boys wants to crash me into a skyscraper in his name, and cos I have to buy a half litre of water in the boarding area for two fucking quid, or stick a bottle under the dribbling piss-stained hot-water tap in the Luton airport bogs.
Nominated by: Silly Bercow
And what of the useless cunts camping out to say they are the first to have one. As most of these cunts dont look like they have seen a shower and soap for about 6 weeks no doubt the last millions Apple fondled on this latest invention was paid for these cunts to camp outside.
Surely no right minded individual would do so at unless they were paid royally?
Nominated by: King Cunt
The cunts who camp outside a shop overnight for a fucking iWatch are total bellends… I remember in the 90s that HMV (overpriced cunts) opened their store on Market Street, Manchester (said HMV is now closed. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.) so people could by the new Oasis album (What’s The Story? Load Of Bollocks) at midnight. Anyone who goes into Mcr City Centre at midnight is fucking mad to start with. But to que up for a crap album, a Harry Potter book, or a bloody watch?! There are some real wankers out there…
As for the Apple iWatch, what sort of knob would wear that? I couldn’t go into my local Moston boozer with that on and live it down. Even though I can afford one I would never buy one…. It’s flash, it’s poncey, and the almost religious zeal that meets every new Apple product is sickening…
Nominated by: Norman
( Posted from my Apple MacBook Pro. Ed.)
She hates Tories so much that she’d rather fuck Scotland that David Cameron.
Nominated by: Dioclese