Monthly Archives: March 2014

Sol Campbell

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Does this cunt ever shut up?! Built like a brick shithouse, yet he whines like an air raid siren. His latest comments about him being the England Captain for ten years, and not being given the the job because he is black, are total bollocks.

For a start Paul Ince was captain of England when Campbell was playing. So that’s Campbell’s ‘racist’.theory up the spout (Ince was a far better player anyway). Campbell’s claim about him being a dead cert for the England captaincy also show this giant wallflower’s self importance. To be a team captain you need guts, leadership qualities and an ability to inspire those around you (Bobby Moore, Bryan Robson, Franz Beckenbauer, Tony Adams, Dino Zoff etc). Campbell has none of these.

He carps on about how he could have been England skipper (if he was so fucking great, then why wasn’t he?), yet Campbell throws his toys out of the pram when Spurs supporters call him a poofter! That’s real captaincy material, isn’t it? What a big, whinging, mincing cunt.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Paralympians

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Sochi Paralympics

Laid up with a gammy leg so have been passing me time watching a spot of TV, namely sport of Kings. Resigned to enduring the dyke with the mike (Clare Balding cunts), so me butler turned on the only station that now shows the gee gees. What The Fuck me racings vanished to be replaced by some endless Channel 4 politically correct wankfest called the Paralympics beamed out of commie central. Caught sight of that commie cunt with a stiffy Putin – looks like a right dodgy jockey.

If it was called the Paralytics I might have a go meself. Then whoosh it was orf with some legless cripple cunts on skis. Bugger me a pack of raspberries hurtling down the piste. Have been missing me blood sports of late and looked good for a Schumacher finish. Worth a punt but fat chance. Spoilsports had safety netting at the bottom and enough cunts in high viz jackets to change a council light bulb. I say play the game what.

Noted not many cunts representing the al-qaeda countries. Problem being that when the old suicide belt blows orf then the head goes heavenwards and the bollocks go to hell. No categories for trunk only winter sports as yet.

Appreciate overcoming adversity and all that but I say! Can’t stand raspberries that take themselves too seriously. Can’t take a few laughs when your leg comes orf? Then fuck orf back to wheeling yourself around on a tray and begging on street corners.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Tony Hall

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BBC Director General Tony Hall is a cunt for axing BBC3. Not for doing it now, but because the lazy cunt has waited ten fucking years to do the decent thing.

BBC3 aka BBC Chav – that wonderful channel packed with such deeply cuntish offerings as Little Britain, Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please, and any so-called comedy programmes fronted by cunts called Russell. I would rather watch wall-to-wall repeats of Last Of The Summer Wine than BBC Chav.

Good fucking riddance.

Nominated by: Fred West

Dead Pool [9]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Dan who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket … therefore becoming a dead cunt … would be Jimmy Ellis aka Z Cars’ very own Bert Lynch.

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt back in the good old days of black and white telly, when the quality of the programming actually mattered. Mind you, Z Cars was an exception…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 9. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And no – Before you ask, you can’t have Schumacher! Don’t be a cunt.

Scotland the Brave [3]

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When you lot piss off you can take the Jock mafia in the BBC, Labour and Tory party with you. I’d happily take back the several hundred thousand English who live in Scotland if it means the whining, saltire waving Braveheart watching sheeps guts munching lowland doggerel reading Jock cunts fuck off back to that shithole you call Scoortland.

The noo!

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain