Able bodied cunts who park in disabled spaces are selfish cunts who make life even more difficult for those, to whom a shorter walk to local amenities is made much harder by their selfishness and thoughtlessness.

A suitable punishment would be for offenders to have both legs broken and be made to walk on crutches in mid winter to get a pint of milk.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Fucking disabled cunts who lend their blue badges to their fee dodging relatives should be made to walk everywhere and if they can’t then it fucking serves them right!

Ditto genuinely disable drivers who park on double yellow lines when there is a perfectly good legal parking space less than 10 feet away. Lazy fuckers!

Nominated by: Dioclese

I really hate those pseudo-feminist cunts who make fun of Lance Armstrong’s bollocks “condition”. They think they are ‘sticking it to The Man’ when they laugh and cajole about poor Mr. Armstrong’s lightness in the saddle. Really gets on my teats, it does. The cunts don’t realise that they are still just slaves to the horrid Patriarchy they profess to be denigrating with such frivolity.

Belittling the hapless man’s testicular challenges does not a gender-warrior make!

Is it not cruel? Is it just as much fun to make light of Mrs. Pitt who had to endure a radical mastectomy? Is it fun to ask Lorena Bobbitt, “Cut off any dicks lately?” Is it fun to ask a male, “Carve up any vulva lately?”

Nominated by : Cuddling Aquarians