Simon Cowell is a high trousered, man boobed, greedy Susan Boyle shagging cunt
Nominated by Anonymous
Simon Cowell [4]
Monthly Archives: January 2012
Carol McGiffin
Carol McGiffin. Do I need to say anymore. Just Carol McGiffin.
The thesaurus says…
“DOG UGLY MUNTER WITH FACIAL FEATURES LIKE A BULLDOGS ARSE HOLE.
WEEPING JAPS EYE.
A BROWN SMEAR OF A CUNT THAT SHOULD BE WIPED OFF ONE’S SHOE. FUCKING LICE RIDDEN.
TALENTLESS LEATHER FACED OLD BITCH.
AN URGE TO PUNCH A RANCID OLD MOUTHY GOBSHITE OVERPAID LUNCHTIME TV CUNT.
SUE POLLARDS RIGHT SIDE PISS FLAP.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOUR? – CAROL MCGIFFIN (SIC)
A TOTALLY ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED NEW YEARS CUNT.”
Does that cover it?
Nominated by HurlingDervish
Anthony Worrall Thompson
Anthony Worrall Thompson is a short arse, stroppy, shoplifting celebrity chef of a cunt.
Getting his vicarious kicks from nicking cheese and wine at the self service checkout by not scanning it and walking out without paying when he can easily afford it. At least the cunt had the good grace to thieve from Tesco who are the biggest rip off merchant cunts going.
Apart from Waitrose!
Alex Salmond [4]
Alex Fucking Salmond, is a little Fat obnoxious cocksucking smug Bastard type of Cunt.
A jumped up short arsed pie eating fucker who has the audacity to dictate to the rest of the United Kingdom.
Fuck right off you useless Nationalistic fake smily faced prick and take all your dole scrounging fried Mars Bar eating jocktastic fuckwitts with you.
Bunch of smelly unwashed thick as fuck animal shagging SNP Cunts.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Fearne Cotton
Fearne Cotton…
Where to be begin with this arrogant, self-centered, immature, peodaphilic, war-profiteering cunt. She is all over the fucking radio, the fucking tv, fucking youtube not to mention Holly Willoughby’s (probably) over-sized labia (now theres a thought). What does this ill-informed cunt know about music?
She is a coldplay loving, Jay-Z loving, Keisha loving, Tiny fucking tempa or whatever loving (he’s another cunt) CUNT.
Nominated by Fat Prick