Paddy “Hair Transplant” McGuinness is an unfunny fuckwitted Cunt of the first order.
Fair play , the fucker has done very well for a talentless sad cunt; having made an entire career out of being Peter Kay’s arse licker.
Jules Hudson, presenter of Escape to the Cuntry and Cuntryside is a proper smary fucking Cunt.
With his fake smile and shiny red nose he could really do with a good twatting, fuck knows how the sad mongs on his shows dont lamp the bastard.
What a Cunt.
Chris Packham is a smug bastard with a irritating lisp who thinks he knows it all, shame he does not know he is a right Cunt.
The Fucker even had the audacity to get Bill Oddie the boot thus renaming the show Cuntwatch. How about sorting out your flouncy fucking hair cut you sad cunting Tosser.
Countryfile (or is it Cuntriphile) is a boring, unnecessary programme about fields, tractors, beetroot, ducks, woods, farms, green-wellied conservation, sheep, more fields and general boring shit involving being out in wellies in the mud in grey, dismal, cold fields talking about cowsheds, hawks, combine harvesters, badgers, landrovers, plums, owls etc – as if Sundays weren’t boring enough.
Makes you want to commit cuntricide.
This does not include John Craven though, he’s just too boring a cunt to cunt.
Harry Redknapp is a rubber faced, dodgy as fuck, geriatric bedwetting type of Cunt.
Lets hope you go down for Tax Evasion you tight fisted old bastard as you will get a good few “Bungs” up the shitpipe once you get locked up.
See if you can sign your shit fucking son Jamie to play for HMP Pentonville X1 when you get there, after all you have signed him for most of your teams even when he has been a useless fucking cripple.