Robert Peston [5]

Posted on June 29, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Robert Peston is about due for a cunting.

Apart from….his…Irrrrrrrrrrrrrritating…hab…it…of talking slowly and raising and lowering his voice whilst pronouncing certain words, the insufferable prick has just suggested that the newest member of the Royal Family…no…not Meghan, Louis Arthur Charles, has been given names that are “basically Remain names”, and thereby suggesting that the Royals are pro-Remian. First of all, I don’t remember any member of the Royal family making any comment that even came close to supporting those traitors in Remain.

And second, no, Peston – Louis, Arthur and Charles are NOT basically remain names. They are not basically Brexit names. They are just…fucking…names. That’s all. We all know that, like all the other smug, self-important London based wankers, you have a needle dicked hard on for the EU.

But to suggest that names are pro-Remain hits a cunt factor of 1 billion. Even by your standards, that’s fucking impressive.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Robert Peston [4]

Posted on October 6, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This smug bizarrely annunciating pain in the gonads has been riding the BBC gravy train for years. The egocentric economics commentator cunt is currently stamping his little piggy trotters trying to hissy fit his employers in to paying him loads more moolah (a very good reason not to pay the licence fee) and threatening to take his talents elsewhere. Well fuck orf Peston I say and let us take a look at what the cunt has to offer.

The ugly tosser’s ego is legendary and precisely complemented by a scruffy and poorly dyed barnet. His mangling orf the Queen’s English is a crime against humanity so naturally the BBC PC Brigade has the cunt popping up all over the place. Had an ancient 2CV on the farm that would stutter to a halt like that in the rain then suddenly shoot forward full power without warning. Got £40 scrap for it. Peston’s manufactured pauses and strangulated vowels are the egocunt’s attempts to mask the simple fact that he does not know what the fuck he is talking about.

Pay the man another £Mill a year.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke