So what if some ‘’extra’ in the absolute background of the 1000-man battle scene in Braveheart was wearing a watch? So fucking what?? I genuinely don’t get why folk feel the need to zero in on totally pointless crap like this, trying to spoil the film for the rest of us by taking us ‘out’ of the film…cunts!!
Is it some desperate attempt to validate their existence and prove how exceptionally observant they are? All it does is prove how much of a 22-carat, weapons-grade shitbreathed cunt they truly are.
If I had a mate who was like this, they’d not be my mate. And I’d probably start a vicious cunt-like rumour about them to ensure they are always alone and without human company – these cunts do not deserve that basic human staple, they really don’t.
But this cuntery isn’t just the reserve of the solo, sweaty, cuntwank film-ruiner, even Amazon Prime have got in on the action – they have these little tidbits on their app now.
It totally baffles me.
Die. Die. Die.
The prosecution rests, m’lud.
PS: I’ve been loitering on this site for a month now, pissing myself at the like-minded comments from you guys…and I want in!
Nominated by Alfred Hitchcunt