Theresa May [6]

What a cunt, May has called a press conference for 11:15. The media suspect she is going to announce an election. Why do that, hardly fair on the others is it. Labour don’t have a leader and the LibDems have Tiny Whiney Tim. UKIP have imploded into a comic side show. So I have a wish list of announcements she may make.

She is having Teflon Tony arrested and put on trial for war crimes
She is going to bitch slap Tim Farron
She is exiting the EU now no more fucking about
She has found David Cameron’s balls and she wants him to come and collect them

Who knows what the daft old biddy wants to tell us?

Nominated by sixdog vomit

Antifa

Antifa have been busy showing their true colours recently, especially in the US. In the last week, a group of these unwashed cock jockeys turned at UC Berkley to try to deny a group of Donald Trump supporters their right to free speech. Thereby proving Churchill correct when he said, “The Fascists of the future will call themselves Anti-Fascists”. Although despite turning up with weapons, with which to beat the unarmed Trump supporters, they managed to turn victory into defeat.

It started with pepper spray, bricks and stones. Then someone had the bright idea of throwing a smoke grenade to cover an Antifa charge. From a military perspective, that’s not a bad idea. Unfortunately for Antifa, they’re not very bright, especially the clown who threw the grenade, because nobody thought to check which way the wind was blowing.

Anybody care to guess what happened next? Yeessss! The smoke from the grenade blew back into the Antifa ranks, allowing the Trump supporters the chance to defend themselves. Despite being unarmed, they turned an unprovoked attack by left wing scum into a rout.

One of the funniest things about this, has been the whingeing from the left after a video of a female Antifa dickhead getting punched squarely in the face by a male Trump supporter. Now, I don’t normally support violence against women. However, this bitch had gone their specifically to fight, having boasted that she would get “100 right wing scalps”.

Her getting punched isn’t what amuses me. It’s all the left wingers, who continually tell us that gender is irrelevant and that the concept of man and woman is a myth, are now whingeing that it’s wrong to hit a woman. Well, welcome to the real world snowflakes. A world where, if you turn up to an otherwise peaceful gathering of people whose views differ from yours, with the intention of committing violence, you’re going to find that people will not simply stand by and let you hit them. They will hit back.

The saddest thing about this, is that the police were apparently ordered to stay in their vehicles and do nothing. An order which they cravenly obeyed to the letter. Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy is a cunt. It suppresses the populous and stifles innovation and development. Bureaucracy is pro the status quo, the reason dictatorships love it so much. Every dictatorship in history, from the Romans to the Nazis had huge bureaucracies to regulate and stifle change.

Spain is no exception. Until the death of Franco in 1975 Spain was a fascist dictatorship and true to form had a huge and complex bureaucracy which persists to this day. It is not just official government bodies which are bureaucratic, but private organisations and companies have hugely complicated internal systems too. A private housing estate of 200 houses and flats has a president, a vice president and 3 deputy presidents. Why?

I’m currently selling a motorbike in Spain. In UK a simple task to change ownership of a vehicle, just fill in the log book and send it off to DVLA and within a week new papers will be issued. Costs you the price of a stamp and an envelope. Not is Spain however. I can’t even describe the process for transferring a vehicle in Spain, it is so complicated. Not only that but costly, I have to pay tax on the selling price, the buyer has to take a day off work to visit the traffic department in person and pay a fee to have new documents made in his name. Most people, including the Spaniards themselves, employ a professional to do it for them, a kind of paralegal called a Gestor, more expense.

On top of that cancelling the insurance is no simple task either. You must inform the insurance company, in writing on the correct form that you no longer wish to renew the insurance at least a month before the renewal date and if this is due to sale of the vehicle official documents to prove the sale must be provided. Failure to comply with the letter of these requirements will result in them charging you the full premium by direct debit which you cannot stop, every year, FOREVER!!! And there is not a fucking thing you can do about it!

It’s a fucking Kafkaesque nightmare of a place. By all means visit Spain on holiday, enjoy the sunshine and cheap booze, but never ever contemplate living there.

Not only does bureaucracy stifle innovation and growth, it actively encourages corruption. The more complex the rules, the more likely people are to circumvent them. Is it any wonder that highly bureaucratic places have poor economies and high corruption? Not only this, it is expensive to maintain all those cunts doing mindless paperwork, that is why taxes are high in large bureaucracies, prime example the EU which spends £130 million a year just to allow the European Parliament to decamp from Belgium to France every month, because it is in the rules that they should do so.

And those working in bureaucracies are cunts and all, dictatorial jobs worth twats who know full well they are in a job for life so long as they continue to enforce the same repressive procedures. Bureaucracies are full of people doing their job but precious few actually working. Cunts!!!

Nominatd by Skidmark Eggfart

Lorde [2]

Lorde is a cunt.

Our talentless, keeping-it-real heroine was in New Yoik recently, putting the finishing touches to her latest masterpiece, when who should storm into the recording studio but none other than Bonio and the rest of U2 (are cunts).

Apparently Bonio had booked the place and little Lordy had jumped the queue somewhat.

What makes her a cunt is that:

1. She thinks she’s such hot shit she can pull a stunt like that.
2. She missed a golden opportunity to nut Bonio in the face while calling him a sanctimonious, preachy wanker.

Epic fucking fail all round, I reckon.

Nominated by Kiwi Cunt

I still would though -Shaun

June Sarpong [2]

Caught The Pledge on Sky News recently, is a weekly news themed debating show fronted by arch anti Brexit bitch June Sarpong. What a cunt! Debating is about putting your point across with reasoning, facts and logic not talking over people repeating some Guardian propaganda that has been proven to be bollocks. This cunt has no off switch.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator