Cunts who make websites dedicated to faux pas and anachronisms in (usually) classic and groundbreaking films.

So what if some ‘’extra’ in the absolute background of the 1000-man battle scene in Braveheart was wearing a watch? So fucking what?? I genuinely don’t get why folk feel the need to zero in on totally pointless crap like this, trying to spoil the film for the rest of us by taking us ‘out’ of the film…cunts!!

Is it some desperate attempt to validate their existence and prove how exceptionally observant they are? All it does is prove how much of a 22-carat, weapons-grade shitbreathed cunt they truly are.

If I had a mate who was like this, they’d not be my mate. And I’d probably start a vicious cunt-like rumour about them to ensure they are always alone and without human company – these cunts do not deserve that basic human staple, they really don’t.

But this cuntery isn’t just the reserve of the solo, sweaty, cuntwank film-ruiner, even Amazon Prime have got in on the action – they have these little tidbits on their app now.
It totally baffles me.

Die. Die. Die.

The prosecution rests, m’lud.

PS: I’ve been loitering on this site for a month now, pissing myself at the like-minded comments from you guys…and I want in!

Nominated by Alfred Hitchcunt

Those fucking adverts are really cunting me off watching and listening them mealy mouthed cunts pat themselves on the back about how they’ve provided thousands of new ventilators and PPE for hospitals then asking us to text a number to donate money . Those cunts have some nerve don’t they not preparing for pandemic then when they fuck up ask us to pay for it ? The cunts receive enough money through taxes and want more ? They can fuck right off from where I’m standing what do you get for donating a text back saying ‘thanks now stay at home’ and no doubt any excess cash from the donations will be pocketed by the government as if to say what a good job they did handling the virus, why don’t they donate their fucking money rather than asking us to give ours however from the state of Johnson it looks like he’s more in need of the money for himself the fat odious little man.

Nominated by Lord Cuntington

I want to nominate the as yet, nameless cunt, who flew his private plane from Surrey to a closed RAF base in Anglesey (I think), last bank holiday. He did this because he wanted to go to the beach and was not going to be kept at home on such a lovely day. When confronted he then flew off again. Why wasn’t the cunt arrested for trespass on a military site. He said he was not breaching lockdown because he already had recovered from covid 19.
Cunt should have been arrested, fined and had his plane crushed. Irresponsible silly cunt.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Labour lockdown flouters.

Stephen Kinnock broke lockdown rules, driving from Wales to London, to be with his bald old dad Neil for his birthday.
Then we had Tahir Ali, who represents Birmingham Green, among some 100 guests at a funeral.
Next up we have Labour’s Kevan Jones, who represents North Durham, attending a 100th birthday celebration for a Second World War veteran during lockdown.
All given a quick rap over the knuckles.

The BBC, Guardian & Mirror strangely didn’t have so much to say. Where was the BBC driven desperate attempt to get these fuckers to resign? Where was the Newsnight starting monologue telling you what you are supposed to think?

Galling hypocrisy by the loony hate filled left and further proof of Al-Beeb’s liberal agenda.

Nominated by Four Eyed Cunt

Online busking is a cunt, isn’t it.

It’s tedious enough having to suffer these wailing ghouls when attempting to enter Sainsbury’s, carefully giving them a wide berth while they mewl renditions of hoary old turd tunes. Now these talentless greebo crows are begging on-line.

The Chînk virus has wiped own towns clean of these beggars but now you can still torture yourself without leaving your gaff. Marvellous. Even more dire versions of Wonderwall, Torn, Maroon bloody 5, and Bob fucking Marley. Even more African drumming. Nobody in their right mind wants to hear ethnic tribal drumming. I’d pay NOT to hear it.

Buskers should be taxed or better still, like Living Statues, Fire-breathers, and jugglers, they should be banned. All buskers. That includes the grinning tramp doing political rubbish, the whiny lesbô caterwauling Alanis Morisette tat, stripey blanket-wearing Chilean pipe-players, Yewtree ukulele cunts, or ràpey Jamaicans banging away on dustbins. All banned, all cunts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Fella at work invaded my personal space yesterday. No problem to me. Thing is, he started going on about “social distancing” (cunt, I didn’t invite him over!) even though he was wearing a mask. Why is he even wearing a mask? And why does the mask sometimes dangle round his neck, or sit on top of his head like a party hat? If you think I’m riddled with the pox, stay away pillock.

He’s a fucking covidiot, is why. Yes, I’m re-purposing that term. It now refers to idiots like him who are quite content to chew the cud while the media and Bojo tell him what to think.

The WHO (cunts) guidelines recommend 1 metre, not 2. So that’s pretty much your normal personal space. No need for all the queuing. No need to shut everything down. No need to practically cross the road to get away from the postman, you cunts. No need to let your elderly mother go months without a visit, which is what’s happened to my mother in law because her other daughters are too thick to pop round and take precautions. If *we* were closer, it would be a different story.

Supposedly, I’m not supposed to have been visiting my mum or aunties. But it’s perfectly OK for me to visit OTHER PEOPLES mums and aunties, as their postman.

How am I supposed to take any of these “rules” seriously when they are so fucking stupid? The fact is, if you take appropriate precautions you can go anywhere and visit anyone.

The latest thing I’ve heard is that from Monday (not Sunday though!!) we can gather in groups of 6. And then presumably go off and join a different group of 6, and so on. So why not groups of 36, or 72 or whatever? What’s the farking point?

I’m sure that a lot of people are keeping their distance because they don’t know that that other people also think it’s bullshit. I’m going to start wearing a badge that says “hug me”. If you are scared of the virus, wear a mask and feel safe. If you are not scared, wear the badge instead. If we are ever going to get back to normal, WE have to be the ones to do it.

Nominated by Paul McCuntley