Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live needs a cunting.

Gone are the days of Chase, Aykroyd, Belsushi and Murray… It is a now just a libtard mongfest full of snowflake propaganda and unfunny cunts who masquerade as comedy actors… The tiresome ‘diverse’ cast (fat unfunny woman, fat black bloke, gay dude etc) are only there because they tick PC boxes, and an array of Hollywood celbricunts/slags (Perry, Johansson, Gaga… You know the type): again trying to be ‘funny’ and failing, and making out that a Tinsletown slapper can be a political animal (that is the only funny bit about it)… All these cunts: who have flashed their tits all over the web, done advertising deals with companies not exactly known for their ethics, and had more dicks than the ‘good night’ parts of ‘Laugh-In’… Yet they call Trump a bastard and have a go at his daughter.

What makes SNL, and the cunts that guest on it, believe they are any better?… Cunts.

Dead Pool [54]

Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard who has won Dead Pool 53 by picking the guitarist and voyeur Chuck Berry who has died aged 90. Women using restaurant toilets will be able to rest easy at last. So nominations are now open for Dead Pool 54.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Bruce Forsyth
Brian Cant

 

 

The BBC (7)

I’d like to nominate (a daily occurrence these days) the ABBC for yet another cunting.

This morning I caught the start of the Victoria Derbyshire programme (as the ABBC news channel is always on in the canteen and I have no fucking idea where the remote is).

The start of the programme showed a rabble of “peaceful” cunts kicking off in Holland (Turk or otherwise it doesn’t matter – they’re all cunts) presented by Kasia Madera where the headline read: “Turkey Diplomatic Protest”

And within 1 second – literally – this then switches to the poe-faced Derbyshire waffling on about cancer sniffing dogs!??!

Looks like some producer miscalculated their flip-switch and we managed to get 1 whole second of real news out of the cunts. Which is 1 whole second more than we usually get on a monthly basis from these cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

I fucking hate the fucking BBC.

Their latest shit is about Tanveer Hussain who was allegedly banned from the USA for being a Muslim. BBC headline: Kashmir Muslim athlete denied US visa due to ‘current policy.’ But when this fine upstanding individual was accused of sexual abuse the headline was: Tanveer Hussain: Indian athlete held over sex abuse in US. No mention of the dreaded M-word.

Nominated by a Cunt’s Mate Cunt.

Fuck me, I woke up this morning to the news that some cunt had attacked and injured 5 people with an axe at a train station in Dusseldorf. Apparently he had “psychological problems.” Of course. Then it completely disappears from the cunt news. I have to crawl around the net to find out that the cunt is an asylum seeker from Kosovo. Strangely enough I can’t find any reference to this story on the BBC website although there is a story about a car ending up on the roof of a house in China. I didn’t read it because I don’t give a fuck about what happens in China but, as a citizen of Europe, I am interested in what happens in Germany. I wonder why the BBC doesn’t share my concerns?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

This is just a sample selection of BBC antics from the past week. The list runs longer than Tolstoy’s War and Peace. Please keep them coming cunters!

 

 

‘Child’ refugees

I have heard on the grapevine ISAC Cunt of the Year nominee Tony B.Liar was disappointed to have been pipped to the post by Timmy Far-rong. His Mon Cherie was hoping he would have received at least one award for 2016. In the absence of being included in the New Year’s Honours List and not receiving a Nobel Peace Prize – despite the fact his chum Obummer got one years ago – he is feeling down in the dumps.

So he wanted us at ISAC to be the first to hear of his latest charity venture. We have been given a sneak preview of a speech from the B.Liars on their latest charity venture, as follows:

“As I am sure you are aware, I am devoting more time to charitable causes in 2017 (got to get a gong somehow) having wound down my consultancy work. This has nothing to do with the outcome of the Chilcot report as some unkind commentators have suggested.

My wife holds human rights dearly and in her legal practice has been an advocate of refugee rights. In 1997, I too opened up the doors of Britain to the world’s ‘needy’ and they have proved to be model citizens, ok, apart from a few who have joined ISIS, some who grope young women and those others who shoplift and rob old ladies. The rest contribute greatly to our society, keeping civil servants, housing office and local government staff in employment, processing various claims and applications.

I am aware some of you are unhappy that the country feels a bit overcrowded: the hospital waiting lists a bit longer, you have a little delay to get an appointment to see the GP and sometimes your kiddies only get their fourth choice school. However, just remember, even Mary and Joseph found there was no room at the inn but still managed to give birth to the baby Jesus in a stable, so if we all move down the bus, I am sure we can all fit in.

With the ongoing refugee crisis we felt we should help the poor child refugees. Mon Cherie will be providing pro-bono legal advice to the children, costing them nothing at all. Of course, there will be some expenses and other overheads she will incur, which will be kindly met by HM Government through the Legal Aid system.

In addition, we will also be raising funds through donations from generous people such as yourselves in order to pay for certain essentials.

Most of the refugees are young boys – but are very mature looking for their ages – so we urgently need to buy Philishaves and pay for dental treatment for the removal of wisdom teeth, before they are assessed by the Home Office.

So please donate to this worthy cause, named simply Children Are Safe Here (C.A.S.H).

Unfortunately, we are unable to accept credit card donations at this time but you can make cheques out to C.A.S.H. Rest assured, we will certainly put your money to good use. We hope to roll in, sorry, roll out CASH across Europe assisting young refugees make a better life in Europe (for them, not you).

Thank you all for your kind support.”

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Dimitris Avramopoulos

Dimitris Avramopoulos is a greasy Greek cunt.

This EU shill had the nerve to lecture Europeans by threatening fines for failing to take in refugees.

“In future, the Twenty-Seven will need 6 million immigrants,” said the European Commissioner. If that wasn’t bad enough he also said a blatant falsehood about jihad attacks “As for terrorist attacks in the EU, they were committed by European citizens. With only one exception, it was never done by refugees”, claiming only one had been committed by a refugee. One cunters – just one? What a stunned cunt!

Well you greasy Greek bellend, just off the top of my head, the Berlin attack was done by a refugee, the Bataclan was done by refugees and the Nice attack as well. There have been other knife and bomb attacks in Germany done by refugees. These are large attacks with hundreds of deaths. And there have been others too, regardless, if they were bloody refugees is irrelevant because they were most certainly moslem or radicals “not real Islam” as you liberal apologist cunts like to say.

The statement he made is a gross falsehood. Of course, the Establishment media won’t be correcting his falsehoods, as they are so eager to do so for Trump.

Nominated by TitSlapper.