Peter Mandelson [3]


Peter Mandelson is a major fucking cunt. The serial resigner from the New Labour front bench popped up on TV over the weekend, urging everyone to “rise up” against Brexit – and, with a Spiveyesque flourish, to solicit donations to Blair’s ‘Open Britain’ (ie anti-Brexit) campaign. Apart from the cunt’s sneering, supercilious rejection of the result of a democratic referendum, what fucks me off is the way the media routinely refers to him as some kind of genius political strategist. It’s worth remembering that although New Labour may have won three general elections in a row, during this period the Labour vote actually decreased from 13.5 million to 8.6 million – which is hardly evidence of any kind of strategic genius. Yes, Corbyn is a monumental cunt too, but one thing (perhaps the ONLY thing?) that can be said in Corbyn’s favour is that he was never a fan of the EU and therefore readily accepted the referendum result, being one of the only Labour politicians to call for the early triggering of Article 50. And now we have has-been cunts like Mandelson taking time off from schmoozing Russian oligarchs to openly boast on TV that he is actively trying to undermine Corbyn primarily due to Corbyn’s stance on Brexit.

Mandelson has always looked like a shifty, creepy cunt with a closet full of skeletons and deeply unpleasant secrets. If that guy from the Antiques Roadshow (Eric Knowles?) had a brother who was a serial killer of young boys, he would look exactly like Mandelson.

Nominated by Fred West.

Paul Mason

I think it was uber lefty cunt Paul Mason who said UKIP voters are “sort of blokes that nick your bike” and added they are also “toe rags”. Nice one Paul, typically well judged and insightful comment. Keep it up. Cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart


Most of them in UKIP are cunts. It was the only place that would have them, bunch of weirdy not so bright arseholes who chose another arsehole to lead them.
Nuttall is a cunt for thinking this would never come out, everything comes out sooner or later in politics . Nuttall looks and sounds like a cunt, most of the party do.
I went to a conference once by invitation, never met one you’d want to meet again, deluded tossers. If prices keep going up and jobs are lost, watch them scatter back to the anonymity they deserve.

Nominated by trouserbulge

Tony Blair [10]

I’d like to nominate Tony Blair for a cunting.

His utter contempt of the British people as being “too thick to decide” with regards to Brexit (and that cuts both ways against those wishing to leave as well as those wanting to remain) just exudes everything that is wrong with him and his faux left-wing cronies, i.e., “Ours is the party of the people! Now let us dictate exactly how you live because you cannot be trusted to make any decision for yourselves. Power to the people! We just don’t expect you to use it, we’ll do that for you.”

The conceited superiority of this cunt really needs slapping down! And would he have been so vocal had the result gone the other way? His way, the gravy train for him and his cronies way?

It’s no secret that Tony B.Liar had designs on the top seat in the EU with all of his toadies in tow like Mandy Mandelson and Alistair Campbell, which halted as the WMD scandal hit.

But now the cunt is back and is shilling for another seat in the EU and his vehicle is to rabble-rouse the remoaners into kicking off (not that they need much of an invitation), even after parliament has now decided and passed through that Article 50 should be invoked (House of Lords aside – another nest of unelected cunts).

The cunt has obviously been promised something from Juncker, Tusk or Verhofstadt to attempt to derail democracy because once invoked in the UK they’re bricking it that their house of cards will collapse all over them! And let’s face it, that would be no bad thing, unless you’reof the ilk of Tony Blair and his cronies!

Tony Blair, you are a cunt. An educated lawyer type of cunt (to worm you way out of shit with your smarmy legalese) but when it came to Brexit yours was one vote. When it came to Brexit, mine was one vote.

Your vote does not count more than mine just because you are a cunt of undefined proportions!

Nominated by Rebel Without a Cunt