We’ve all heard the expression about somebody having ‘their head stuck up their own arse’.

We know that it’s just a way of saying that somebody’s a narcissist, or a smug, self-regarding twat. It’s not possible for any person actually to shove their head up their own arse.

That’s not to say of course that some people don’t have a damn good shot at it. Take the example of journalist Shivani Dave, seen below acting the supercilious cunt on the Julia Hartley-Brewer Show, on the subject of pronouns;

Shivani is a self-proclaimed ‘very special non binary transperson’. Thanks for telling us dear; we really needed to know. Just like we really needed to all about your operation;

After surgery, sunbathing topless makes me feel euphoric

You’ve really made my day.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Eid is a cunt.

So a brutal, barbaric, terroristic faith celebrates its Chinese knock off version of Easter (with all the chocolate and fun removed) and the media are wetting themselves.

It’s not a British holiday, and it’s being celebrated by people who for the most part are here illegally, and yet apparently we should care about it. If the Mudslimes want to starve themselves half to death and have their little celebration then so be it, but we don’t need to hear about it.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

And supported by: mystic maven

A supporting nom for Opinionated Cunt’s Eid nomination, now ITV have decided to celebrate Eid and have incorporated it into their logo.

LBB Online

Did anyone see the peaceful celebrations of Eid in Southall yesterday?

GBNews

There are cunts, and there are cunts, and then there are people so despicable they actually make my blood boil and crave the return of the death penalty.

Enter Archie and George Tilley (and one of their mates); vicious and feral scum, a sub class of human bred by welfare and a general collapse in society brought upon by the career politician and their abandonment of hardworking tax payers.

A young autistic lad was playing in the park when he called his dad to collect him as he was being bullied, when his dad arrived he was set upon by these cunts and beaten repeatedly, even after he was prone on the ground, with logs.

Poor man now has locked in syndrome, his entire family have had their lives ruined and these bastards had the arrogance and temerity to snigger in the dock – evidence enough of how low we have sunk and how rights have trumped responsibilities in this country, so that youth today know the system is fucked and they have no respect for it.

The Argus

Being local enough to Worthing I know that the family these cunty shits belong to is well renowned. In a just world the exits of their home would be sealed and the building torched to the ground – with them in it.

This happened a while back, but what prompted this cunting is that I just found out some judge reduced their sentence! Fuck scum, fuck lenient judges (justice and the law are mutually exclusive) and fuck this country for not dealing with scum like this with extreme fucking prejudice.

The Argus

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

 
”OPINION – Knife crime in London is ignored because it disproportionately affects black people”

This by someone called Nimco Ali. Who goes on to say:-

”But the reality is, irrespective of recorded levels of knife crime, the public perception is that crime is on the increase. Within black communities, who are the most impacted by knife crime, that feeling is even stronger and deeper. If people don’t feel safe, that’s a big problem.”

So, black communities are ‘impacted’ by knife crime. There is no mention in this chip on the shoulder bollocks that ‘impacted’ actually means perpetrators.
Until these bleating victim fuckers stand up to the realities of their savage fucking ‘communidees’ fuck all will change.
Racism innit.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

I despise this program. For various reasons. My points are:

1. Up to 2018/19 they started to cover EVs and were often critical of their shortcomings.  Since the rebrand it is a case of “electric good, fossil fuel bad.”

2. They sacked their best presenter Tiff Needell. He was on R4 recently rubbishing EVs as being affordable by the wealthy middle classes only. His replacement is that black pop eyed geezer from Top Gear who is a born again electric zealot.

3. They really are total turncoats.  Vicki Butler-Henderson now wets her knickers over hybrids but only when the petrol engine is roaring.  Jason Plato looks and sounds like a man who is pretending to be enthused by electric power. His heart isn’t in it.

4. The whole series has become an advert for woke environmentalists trying to brainwash the nation when the truth is that EV sales are falling and the Electric Revolution is crumbling amidst a sea of misinformation and lies.

5. It should be entitled FIFTH GEAR (RETARDED)

Nominated by: Lord Helpus