Supreme Court

I’d like to nominate The Supreme Court for a cunting.

They have ruled that the government cannot trigger article 50 without interference from everyone and their dog in parliament sticking their oar in!

The vote was a majority of 8:3 – so we have 3 loyal servants who agree with the people and 8 traitors who agree with some Guyanan cunt who doesn’t realise how lucky she is in being able to enjoy the freedoms of this country!

Tell you now if they think they can stop the Brexit Theresa May advised of last week (out of the EU, out of the single market, out of their laws and out of having to suffer every Tom, Dick and Stavros coming here) then the marches on London will make the ones against Donald Trump look like a card school in comparison!

I’ve never marched on anything in my life but I’ll be at the head of the queue on that one.

Utter, utter, traitorous cunts!

Nominated by Rebel Without a Cunt

Tim Farron [3]

Talking of Rats extremist cunt (by which I mean he takes being a cunt to the extreme) Tim Farron is now saying that Brexit is the theft of Democracy and and an attack on our economy. The duplicitous cunt has done nothing since June 23rd except attack democracy and a real attack on our economy involves voting cunts like him into parliament and possible power. As Clegg proved the LibDems would sell their own kids to get a seat near the table of power.

What a vomit inducing piece of work he is….the cunt

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Please an emergency cunting for Tim Farron, I have been wiped out with the flu or some cunt of a virus. I finally get out of bed after being in the cunt for the best part of two days, eat some breakfast after not eating for a day put the telly on and that cunt Farron is going on about the ‘single market’ and blah, blah, fucking cunt blah. Apparently according to him his party are the ones who can represent the 48% and can pressure the government to get a deal for all or whatever. You can’t help but notice his desperation to try and save the Lib Dems who are a total fucking joke after that even bigger cunt Clegg lied about tuition fees etc and joined up with the Tories which is an even bigger joke considering their differences as parties. Anyways Tim Farron is a cunt who needs a kick in the bollocks everyime he mentions Brexit, the single market, or the people didn’t get a vote on the direction we are taking. Fuck it he needs a kick in the bollocks before he attempts to say anything.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

Ben Bradshaw [4]

A mega cunt for sure and here is another that needs a really heavy cunting. Ta Da the labour mp Ben Bradshaw. Just read an article in which the cunt claims that Russia had a hand in the brexit vote being bigger than the stay in cos I’m a cunt vote.

Thinking back to that fateful day I seem to recall fuck all about anyone or anything making me vote out apart from the tsunami of cuntishness that is drowing this poor wee isle. I do not need Russians telling me that so many of my country men and women are fucking ‘tards the fact is obvious when I leave the house. This arsewipe is drawing a massive salary paid for by you and me direct action anyone?

Nominated by: Black biscuit

Ben Bradshaw needs a cunting. Not content with being a bat shit crazy, immature, loser Remainer, Bradshaw has made the most outrageous claim yet as to why Brexit won the Referendum. Russian hackers skewed the vote in favour of Brexit. I mean, what the actual fuck is Bradshaw on? He was ridiculed in the commons today, and rightly so. He was also challenged to provide proof, which he couldn’t do, because there fucking is none.

I know that those Remainers who haven’t resigned themselves to the fact that Brexit WILL happen are generally mentally unstable, left wing dickheads. But even by their standards, this claim is so outrageous that I would not have blamed any MP who had jumped from their bench, and repeatedly beaten Bradshaw upside the head with the despatch box. What…a…fucking…dildo.

The fact is, Ben, the majority of British voters opted for Brexit, because we’re sick of being treated with contempt, and as a cash cow, by a bunch of unelected, unelectable, ignorant, arrogant, shit eating, incompetent assholes at the EU commission. Manuel Barosso recently said that if the EU had actually listened to the concerns of the British people and acted upon them, we never have voted to the leave the EU. And he’s probably right. The British are known for their tolerance, but that tolerance only goes so far. And being treated like shit for the past 20 years has pushed us over the limit. THAT is why we voted to leave the EU.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Brexit judges


So these supposedly wise bunch of bewigged creaking worn out fuckwits have the ‘knowledge and experience’ to ‘interpret’ the so called ‘Law’ and come to an ‘enlightened’ decision based on said ‘Law’ regarding Brexit.

‘The Law’, being (usually) a whole host of rambling rules that are needlessly complicated, written by a similar clump of deceptive retards with the sole reason to keep their fellow ‘besyrupped’ shyster chumps in a job in the first place.

The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.” ― Lao Tzu (Died 531 BC ) ……. How true this is.

In my opinion any cunt that makes a career in Politics or Law have taken this decision due to their lack of intelligence and deep down they know it, but this choice does attract them as they can earn big money with their limited capacity. (How much is this latest High Court case earning these sponging parasitic Cunts?)

Anybody undertaking a path in Engineering, sciences etc has to stick to ‘Natural Laws’ as you cannot ‘argue’ with Nature, as opposed to this man-made trivialty, where the goal posts are always moving.

Nominated by: Gareth Davies



I would like to cunt the Remainers or Remoaners or whatever they are called these days. Like a bad smell they just won’t go away. It seems they are now plotting another coup headed by Tony B.Liar.

Anyway, I nearly spat out my genetically modified cornflakes, as I read Teflon Tony is thinking about another comeback. He has had more incarnations than the iphone. Unfortunately, unlike the iphone, he is only unidirectional. He speaks but never listens.

I’m guessing since he heard how much his pals Killary and Bill (sounds like the title of a new Tarantino sequel) have creamed off over the years, somewhere in the order of 90 million pounds ( 110 mil dollars) he felt he and his mon Cherie were being left behind, with a mere 50 million quid. So, in the spirit of 1990’s optimism, the “People’s Prime Minister” feels there is plenty more filthy lucre in the world to be trousered and since his pockets are not bulging to bursting point yet – or at least that’s what his Mon Cherie tells him at bedtime each day – he must crack on, or is it crack one off, whichever.

So just like a perennial weed, no amount of Round-Up can get rid of, he re-appears to spread his roots deep and wide, infesting the British countryside, well, in fact any country’s side, back or front, wherever a pound, yen, dollar, euro, swiss franc, ruble, shekel, dinari, won or yuan can be made.

Fresh from having stuck the boot up poor old Corbyn’s jacksee at every opportunity, with the help of a certain PR firm, he now seeks to defecate on pastures new. Planning coup after coup, like an El Presidente dictator of a banana republic.

Since, he survived Chilcot, his armoured coating slightly scratched but not dented, he is free to crusade. This time it’s against Brexit.

Watching his beloved European Union gravy boat get holed – but not sunk – by the HMS Brexit was a painful, as opposed to, gainful experience for him. Yet undeterred, good ol’ Cap’ain Ton is now hoping to scupper the good ship Brexit like a Somali pirate, to plunder and pilage it and relaunch the E.U battleship Bismarck complete with a crew of old sea dog remoaners.

Using the same PR firm, for the JC (Jeremy not Jesus, even Tony wouldn’t try that) shoeing, to manage the new campaign, plus his merry crew of bandits, including Long Dicky Silver Beardy Branson (a real modern day Judas Iscariot) and his chest full of pieces of silver…well OK….a measly 25 grand…and Nick One Leggy Cleggy, Tim Far- rong and other swashfuckling remoaners, they have been plotting a mutiny for months. Every bit of effort has been put into this mutiny using the collective cunning of a fox chased down it’s hole by Tory toffs on a weekend hunt.

So, don’t be surprised if we hear old friends, like Alastair Scumball and Peter the Prince of Darkness, spinning furiously in the background. A cast of hundreds will be feverishly beavering away in the MSM ( More of the Same Misinformation) to support this cause backed by the rich and (in)famous, like Bob – give us yer fookin’ mooney – Geldof, adding his mouthiness to the cause but needless to say not his money. I wouldn’t be surprised if they register the new campaign as a charity at the UK taxpayers expense AND domicile it in Luxembourg, probably getting a tax rebate from the EU in the process.

Maybe, Wikileaks will be able to spill the beans and come to the rescue, before they drone Julian or he gets shipped off to Guantanamo via Stockholm on a one way ticket, never to be seen again.

Finally, we can hope the Dutch, French and German people see sense and join the good ship Brexit in 2017. Where is a U-boat when you need one to sink this motley crew, the Brussels mobsters and their Fuhrer Frau Fuckface, once and for all?

Nominated by: Mike Oxhard