
A two cheeks on the same arsehole cunting for that gruesome twosome Prince Andrew and his chiselling frump of an ex-wife Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson. Struth, where the fuck do you actually start with this pair of charmers?
Well, good ol’ ‘Air Miles’ Andy, huh? As arrogant, greedy, selfish, entitled, shifty a cunt as ever walked in this fair land. We’ve known about him for years of course, with all the seedy stories of his appalling and boorish manner, and his ‘contacts’ with various shady characters of dubious reputation from unsavoury regimes, often, it seems, with his mind firmly fixed on what was in it for him.
But what’s properly blown him out of the water has been the enduring scandal of his slimy relationship with the now conveniently deceased American billionaire p@edo Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew can duck and dive like Del Boy, he can try to fudge and dissemble about the extent of his involvement in this massive sex scandal, but the shit has stuck, and still more is coming his way. As I write, the latest from the dripping tap is that he ordered one his police bodyguards to try and dig up some muck on Virginia Guiffre, the woman he paid millions to for not having sex with, and who he claims never to have met.
Anyway, some damage limitation has finally been undetaken by the Palace, and his Dukeness will no longer be referred to as ‘Duke of York’. Yet even in agreeing to forego this and other titles, he still couldn’t help but lapse into his usual pompous and bombastic manner. He wrote in a statement ‘I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and my country first’. Wow, what a sack of pretentious, self-deluding shit. No wonder everybody loathes the cunt.
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But what of his long-time partner in crime, the forever on the make grifter Fergie? She too has been someone that the rest of the royals must have longed to see the back of, from the notorious ‘toe-sucking’ sensation, to the scandal of being caught red-handed by journalists as she tried to peddle access to Andrew in return for shed loads of cash.
But just as in the case of her oaf of an ex-husband, what has really hung her out to dry is the unfolding drama of her involvement with Epstein. Ever more greedy for cash it seems, she apparently leeched off the disgraced billionaire for years as she ran up enormous bills, and even got her daughters involved. And just like the clod Andrew, she kept up her contact with Epstein after claiming that it had been broken off. Well, she can now forget the ‘Duchess’ title; it’s back to being plain old Sarah.
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I suppose that the Palace must hope that this abandonment of the use of titles might draw some sort of line under this sorry saga, and that these two sleazebags might just fade quietly away. I think that they’ll hope in vain. The cat’s well and truly out of the bag now on this pair, and you can bet that the revelations are just going to keep on coming. This is simply too good, too juicy a story to go away. Maybe the graceless chancers could run, but they can’t hide.
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