is a 22ct, gold-plated cunt.
She joined the company in August 2022.
At that time it was company policy on an internal group chat to to congratulate people on their first year anniversary of working for the company.
However, after a complaint from another member of staff about the volume of messages, celebratory messages were restricted to birthdays and long service notices.
This star employee started in August 2022, declared her pregnancy in June 2023, and resigned in September 2024 at the end of her 10 months paid maternity leave.
Assuming she didn’t go on sick leave, and I’ll bet any money she did, by my estimation, she actually worked until November 2023, so a total of 15 months.
She took her former employer to an employment tribunal, who laughed her out of court.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.




