Coarse fishing in my eyes is a cunt.

Angler catches 1,080 fish in five hours in Wye Championship | Hereford Times.

I can understand the pike/carp fishing side of it to a point, Its very easy to do while sat tending a fire and drinking your own body weight in beer over a weekend trying to catch some large fish, Some people even eat pike.

But what exactly is the point in the type of fishing in the link I provided, Catching and likely damaging many of the 1080 tiddlers in pursuit of being able to say Ha! I caught more than you?

To me, Fishing is something best done in the sea or lochs for something actually edible.

On my little island theres over 800 lochs, almost all full of wild brown trout, not a stocked fish to be seen.

And 14 sea lochs, Salmon, Sea trout, Cod, Pollock, Mackerel and Flatties galore.

Membership for the trout whipping club is about 40 quid a year which includes club boat hire on many of the lochs and sea lochs, Sea fishing like anywhere is free and the aim is to catch dinner rather than fill a bag with bait and babies for a photo.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
As you do.

This transformation includes extensive tattooing, getting tits like footballs, an arse like a barrage balloon, and a ‘custom designed’ fanny, meant to be ‘the fattest in the world’. Blimey and cripes.

So here you go cunters; judge for yourselves just how successful Ms Mary has been in her endeavours.

The Stun.

Now clearly her efforts have not been received with universal acclaim, and she’s been extensively trolled. ‘People judge the hell out of you’, she wails. Well to be fair dear, you can hardly blame Joe and Jane Public for being, shall we say, negative, if you decide to turn yourself into something that out-monsters Frankenstein’s best efforts. Speaking personally, I can only say that I think you need help. Perhaps you really are the stuff of some bloke’s dreams, but you’re assuredly the stuff of my nightmares.

What a narcissistic, attention-craving twat.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

The Independent Commission on UK Counterterrorism

has warned in its review that conditions in Syrian detention camps such as Al Hol and Al Roj ” constitute inhuman and degrading treatment”

It goes on to say that the “Government should facilitate the voluntary repatriation for British Nationals, including those deprived of British Nationality ”

Now then, playmates, guess who’s a detainee at Al Roj, and who’s recently lost an appeal against the removal of her British Citizenship?

Yes, it’s Shamima Begum. You are correct and win a coconut!

When will these bleeding heart cunts give it a rest?

Sly News.

As a footnote, there’s a link in the news item to a story about a ” British” girl, around 9 years old who has been repatriated from Al Hol, found living with a woman who wasn’t a relative,who can’t speak English and has no idea who she is.

How the fuck do they know she’s British, then? Soft twats!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Apologies to the admins for the brevity of this cunting but I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes putting one of these fuckers on.

Elasticated bed sheets are a cunt. Especially when you are trying to fit a single bed sheet to a double bed. When pissed. I purchased badly but fortunately had a back-up sheet.

Slightly confused Dark Key, are the sheets to be used to keep the bed dry when you are pissed? C.A.

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Nominated by Dark key Cunt.

How the mighty are fallen. Time was when the old pansy of Islington, Peter Mandelson struck fear into the hearts of journalists as he minced round the TV studios. His unctuous voice, even if it sounded as if he were sucking a cock, while he spoke, commanded, ney, demanded attention.

Just a few months ago after it turned out he was best chums with the American paedo Jeffery Epstein, the queen of New Labour lost his crown, and he lost his third government job – the late 1990s and early 2000s revisited.

Now, with his reputation (such as it was) in tatters, the pompous old poof has been reduced to drink, and pissing in the street against a strangers wall. I bet he was only sorry little Wes wasn’t passing by to lick him dry.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs