The blacks hate our culture but the darn jam spoons just can’t stop appropriating it. They have g*llied up everything from Tudor England to Regency London and now its the turn of Long John Silver, the iconic pirate from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island.

I was expecting to see the BBC’s sticky fingers over this but its a joint shit show from MGM+ and Paramount+ casting David Oyelowo as Long John Silver. This is the 18th century for Christs sake, shouldn’t he have been on a plantation somewhere not plundering booty? In my opinion once you have a main character who sounds like a Yardie and more at home robbing smartphones in London on an E-scooter with a zombie knife the rest becomes irrelevant no matter how good it is.

You very rarely if ever get this historical vandalism from other races. A Chinese English pirate? Oh herro, Rong John Silver here, you wanna flies? Ridiculous. Why do they have to shoehorn themselves in to other peoples history? Is it because their own is nothing but one long whine about ‘muh slavery’

Robinson Crusoe will be next or should that be Robertson Crusoe, with Idris Elba and his race-swap Man Friday played by Benedict Cumberknob.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

A cunt or not a cunt?

Some while ago I cunted getting trough airports for the many different stages which passengers had to go through, horrendous queues, Diego cops, facial recognition finger printing and a several mile walk carrying the same weight as a SAS Bergen in the Brecon Beacons on their selection March.

I was sick of it and decided that I to would allow some person to wheel me in a chair through all said obstacle’s and allow Mrs E/C to carry the afore mentioned Bergen or pack less fucking weight.

I wrote on here that it went well breezing through checkpoint Charlie and all the other ones involved, sometimes skipping the eye recognition and finger print stages altogether just because I put on a gormless face, dribbled from my mouth and used an inhaler.

A few weeks ago I buggered off to the canary islands for a post summer holiday. Did the wheeze work as well?
Our plane was delayed for half and hour because of the large number of assisted travellers on board. Oh dear. Biggles then made up the time by burning up more fuel and speeding, the naughty boy.

On arrival at EMA a woman collected me and wheeled me to the meet and greet parking lot and then onto my car. What a woman. 10/10
Thank goodness she fucked off before I opened the boot where my golf clubs where lain. So yes I’m a cunt but assisted travel is brill.

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

There’s a advert on GB News for a pawnbrokers called Kim Rose,
kim stars as himself.

this advert sets my teeth on edge.

The repulsive kim (girls name) is approached by some young bodybuilder called George who’s been left some jewellery by a recently deceased relative and wants to know the value of what he describes as ‘this scrap’
the ungrateful cunt.

Kim who has a face full of warts Lemmy would be envious of, and wears white suits then goes into a completely irrelevant monologue
about how in 1976 he had a car and 50 quid.

while this flashback to 1976 is happening
what sounds like Dire straits is blaring out.

It does make sense.
also I hate Dire Straits,
anyone in a white suit is a bona fide twat an wannabe ice cream man.

just tell the cunt what its worth you fuckin pikey.

island echo

Nominated by miserable Northern cunt link Unkle Terry.

Old Rasputin features is once more in Allegations Land, generally accused of sexual assault and rape over a period of years. Nice to have the now very grey beard cunt back in the frame after those attention seeking early years where he seemed to have opinions on everything and intelligence, none. Cringe at the memory of the cunt’s loudmouth smartypantsness. Appeared as a controversial talking head here there and everywhere. Good riddance we thought until his past caught up with him.

These days fellow cunters you can never keep a good rape claim down. Much money to be made in The Courts me dears and the fair sex are all at it – the monetizing husseys. What is an old roue (should have and acute “e” but alas my old imperial keyboard is without”) to do but pay up and keep taking the tablets. (in Brand’s case antibiotics and Viagra).

Note on Viagra (other brands available) – an old cunt of my acquaintance gets them prescribed on the NHS by a very nubile young filly of a GP and is now permanently on the horn. Has been stopped recently for shoplifting after being spotted shuffling around the Co-Op with his hands suspiciously clasped over his groin. At least his prowess has been recorded and shared around local stores.

Be careful of what you ask for.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

is a cunt.

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Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)

Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.

Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.

Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.

Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.

Nominated by Paul Goddard.