The Mosque in the Lakes

 

is a cunt.

Seems there’s quite a bit of argy bargy in the countryside as permission for a mosque has been granted by the local council.

Not to worry though,to quote..

“But Faizudin Ahmadi, who was granted refugee status last year after fleeing the Taliban, said asylum seekers were “just ordinary people”.

The former barrister lives with other Afghan refugees in Barrow, where he works as a garage mechanic while learning English, with a hope of resuming his legal career to help other asylum seekers.”

Well that’s fantastic news then.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey

 

is a cunt.

Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?

Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.

This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).

You take your immo in, your immo out
In out in out shake him all about
Etc.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

George abaraonye (2)

 

This cunt again, new nom going in a mere 3 weeks since his IsAc debut?

Yup.

And still in relation to the previous thing. Having acted like a stupid braindead childish cunt, woo-hooing an assassination on ‘the socials’ … he subsequently pulled back (and deleted his posted wisdom, of course ; an example being : ‘LoooL’) … pulled back with nominal contrition and smart-arsedly worded statements, such as this one, when the cocky bastard triggered a confidence vote in relation to himself…

“…take true accountability and (reaffirm) that the Oxford Union must remain a place where students can make mistakes, apologise sincerely, and learn from them”.

He was dictating the level of supposed sincerity, the cunt. Cock-sure the vote would come down on his side.

But it didn’t. By a greater than 2/3 majority after the results were announced, the cunt was technically ousted, but immediately refused the validity of the 1228-501 defeat, alleging cheating and interference blah blah.

Not only that .. his rabble of acolytes had harassed the returning officer so much during the vote, that the process had to be suspended. And not only THAT, but while this Oxford Union ‘president elect’ narcissist refuses to honour his word and step aside, his rabble, or ‘followers'(wtf?) have since triggered a vote of no-confidence against the *current* prez ; in a dirty-pool attempt such that were HE ousted, abaraonye would be automatically promoted to acting president. Luckily the incumbent comfortably survived this attempt at a coup.

As I nominate, this double-nommed cunt is now claiming a movement against him because he won the vote that made him president elect … against a woman, firstly, abd secondly.. she is a friend of the current guy, which abaraonye also WAS, but no longer IS.

If it was going on in a playschool, it’d be bad enough. But this is Oxford University, what what, old bean?

Anyways this second, hot on the heels nom. Because (a) it’s evident this guy is an *absolute* cunt, and (b) hopefully is made fuck off as per the vote, fades into obscurity and thus we never hear the cunts name again from the end of 2025 onwards, so – as I said – one of such concentrated cuntage should maybe have a second helping on the world’s premier cunting site… though I do apologise that triggering a successful cunting will expose us to another picture of the self-important wide mouthed omni-grinning wanker for another day or two. Please, Admin, not the one with him doing the ‘gangsta’ hands in his robe and silly flat hat with the tussle lost in his dirty dreads.

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Nominate by Cuntemall.

The Kings Birthday Message (or lack of)

 

is a cunt.

Lawrence O’Hara Hutchinson is a WW2 veteran who fought with the Parachute Regiment in the war seeing action at the Battle of Arnhem and helping liberate Belson concentration camp. After the war he settled in Chesterfield and raised a family.

In 2022 as he approached his one hundredth birthday he looked forward to a birthday message from the then Queen but none arrived, you see ‘Dublin’ as he is known didn’t get one because he was born in the Republic of Ireland and not part of the realm. This old soldier is 103 next month and it seems just a small bit of recognition is too much for the palace. Its particularly galling as King Charles is commander-in-chief of the Parachute Regiment and will be stood in all his finery and unearned medals next month at Remembrance Sunday.

Now I personally couldn’t give two lumps of cold shit about this family of grasping inbreds and wouldn’t want a birthday message from the king or queen even if I outlived Methuselah, although Kate would be welcome to send me a pair of her granny panties.

If he was a Pakistani bus driver or the sacred cow of the Windrush Generation he would have got a card. ‘Diversity build Britain’ as we are constantly told but only the black and brown sort.

Rules are rules.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.