is a cunt.

Brace yourselves members, the form filling cunts at the Home Office have finally had enough.

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The Home Office spokesperson said: “We are furious at the level of illegal migrants and asylum hotels.

“This government will close every asylum hotel. Work is well under way, with more suitable sites being brought forward to ease pressure on communities.”

So to be clear and free of govt doublespeak,they will indeed shut the hotels and reduce the backlog of asylum applications…

By dumping the mad muzzie cunts anywhere they can and hang the consequences..

Consequences we see the result of almost daily.

Our very government is a megaphone for Islamic terror and the migrant faery tale of lies….and murder.

Nominated by Unkle Terry

So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off.

This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….

if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right.

Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.

Nominated by : Chuff chugger

I suppose it had to happen. The ex footballer, turned knicker model, turned international playboy with a taste for underweight tarts, and self-titled father of the year – any year, has now, with far too much time and money on his hands, decided to become a farmer. Or at least he likes to grow broad beans in his weekend home back garden and pose in tweeds and shepherds crook. This has impressed the formerly tasteful magazine Country Life to employ him (for one week only) as “guest editor”. Apparently it has taken them the best part of a year to bring out the issue – no wonder, I daresay Dave is yet to master using all the crayons in his kit.

The tosh they have written about them is as sickening as his posing. The author of the deathless pose clearly fancies him. He or she gushes as Dave bends down to puck some berans and offer them to the assembled crew.

In reality this over-tattooed elderly poser probably has staff that run his “farm” or market garden (at best) -more likely a couple of rows of beans behind the dahlias and lobelia.

No wonder his eldest son wants nothing to do with him – probably the result of years of having to indulge his various delusions – not least that he is a good father – that has sickened and embarrassed the lad, like this latest improbable stunt. He says the countryside matters to him – publicity matters to the old hasbeen even more.

Country Life.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

These stupid punkahwallahs insist on days of loud fireworks until 4:30 in the morning in spite of regulations.

What do the authorities do about this law breaking? Nothing.
We wouldn’t want to upset our smelly brown friends now would we.
My understanding of the ragheads culture is that it is a celebration of light, so what’s with all the noise?

Another example of a foreign culture forcing its way into the everyday lives of UK citizens no matter how alien or irritating it is.
Listen Gupta, fuck off back to India and take your entire family and fireworks with you, and if you intend getting to the boat on a motorbike, lose the rag and get a crash helmet like the law demands the rest of us use.

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Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

is a cunt.

You know cunters, if I’d been asked before today to name the biggest cunt in Parliament, what answer could I possibly have given other than to name that lying, cowardly hypocrite Sir TwoTierFreeGear Keir? But honestly, I’m beginning to wonder if we aren’t witnessing the emergence of an even more monumental twat in the House in the shape of bull-necked fuck David Lammy, our beloved Justice Secretary and Deputy PM, who made an utter spectacle of himself today as he stood in for NeverHere at PM’s Questions.

Cunters will of course be familiar with the farce surrounding the accidental release from prison of one Hadush Kebatu, an illegal migrant convicted of sexual assault, and now thankfully deported back to the busom of his homeland, with a monkey from the taxpayer for his trouble.

In the wake of the Kebatu debacle, Lammy was asked no less than FIVE times by James Cartlidge (for the Tories) to state whether or not another migrant sex offender had accidently been released. In an increasingly cringeworthy spectacle, WhamBamma repeatedly stonewalled, ducking and diving like Del Boy dahn the market, before losing his rag in typical fashion, yelling at Cartlidge to ‘get a grip’, then launching into a rant about the state of the prison system bequeathed to Labour by the Tories.

All good PM Questions knockabout you’d think, except that, as the session drew to a close, news broke that guess what, an Algerian sex offender had accidentally been released from Wandsworth nick on 24th October, and that Lammy knew this when questioned in the House.

One can only conclude that in his obfuscation, blustering and bullying, Lammy’s intention was to deny the truth to MPs, and even worse, to the public, presumably for the avoidance of political embarrassment. If this is indeed the case, it has to be said that Lammy is an even bigger fool than I took him for, because the truth has inevitably come out anyway, making him look like a right shifty prick on top of everything else.

What an utter tosser. Trouble is, he’s far from alone on that Labour front bench. Remember how we were told after the election that the grown-ups were now in charge? Looks more like a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum to me.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.