are fucking stupid cunts.

Drug raid séx toy compensation.

Suffolk police have paid compensation to a lady after raiding her property and discovering her stash of rubber dicks decide to have a spot of fun..

Then rummaged through her knicker drawer.

The point of the raid was drugs related but they didn’t find any and ended up forking out £3,500 to the humiliated lady instead.

Has “compo culture” gone mad or are the police so hard up for recruits they have started employing 12 year olds?

What a riddle.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Now, I don’t know if I have just invented this name. But I want to nominate the crap that masquerades as popular music and pop stars in today’s world. I shall, of course, explain what I mean by the term Disney Pop.

The modern music industry is full of vacuous, manufactured and talentless cunts. Probably the worst musical period since the gruesome pre-Beatles ‘teen idol’ era of the 50s. Cunts like Fabian, Frankie Avalon and shite like that.

But, now it’s women, and not at all nice or talented ones either. The music is crap, that’s an absolute given. However, the horridness doesn’t stop there. These dressed up dolls get young kids (mainly young girls I should imagine) to buy their substandard shit by masking it as (wait for it) Disney Pop. But…. But what is Disney Pop?

Well, it involves some tart who cannot write, play or sing. Doing her empty headed routine and spouting made to order liberal woke misandrist crap to the media (always aimed at white men, obviously). Yet they still adopt and use the image of the female cliche that is the fairy princess or something similar. They all do it. Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande, and the worst offender is Chappel Roan. Recently she ‘played’ the Reading Festival, with a ‘fairytale’ themed set. People like Roan act like they are politically minded and have a social conscience (which basically means hating and slagging off white men). Yet they will dress up as Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella to cynically get kids to buy their records and ‘merch’.

That cunt Emma Twatson is another one. OK, she is not a pop star. OK, she has no talent at all. But for all her woke bullshit and ‘feminist’ shite, she will cash in on the Disney princess thing to hoover up loads of cash. But – let’s face it – she can’t do anything else.

The point is these bints will spout their claptrap about ’empowerment’ and other such tripe. Yet they will use a well known and well worn female stereotype to get money and publicity when it suits them. What? Double standards? Surely not?

Needless to say, young ‘uns will lap this up, and I dare say a good few older idiots – wimmin and poofs alike – will also fall for this cynical rubbish. And, let me guess, the ‘villain’ in Roan’s fairy story set was a nasty white man?

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Nominated by Norman.

In a party chock-full of quares, dykes, liars, hypocrites, Muslims and general half-witted incompetents, the Labour party are certainly not short of cunts, but amongst this heap of shits, one name is on everyone’s lips – it is not a very nice name – Angela Rayner, who must collect this weeks prize as top of the Labour scum pops.

Dirty Angie doesn’t like people to have second homes technically she already had two homes) – she has arranged that councils can apply extra council tax on them to discourage them. She doesn’t like “posh” people (though, with their own business, Steptoe & Son would probably be posh to her). However, it seems that Rayner has decided to join them, as she has bought herself an £800,000 “holiday” home in Hove in Sussex (Queenie Kyle’s constituency – no doubt he will mince round for Earl Gray and fairy cakes). The question remains, how many times did she have to drop her knickers and get on her back to pay for it?. She will be able to go on the beach and catch crabs, I can see Hove Special Clinic receiving many state visits from the old scrubber. It seems that she spends time there with her ex boyfriend Sam Tarry, the MP who got deselected from an East London constituency – perhaps they are planning the glorious revolution on the South coast, or perhaps she just wants a nice quiet place to entertain her clients. Who knows?, but the stink of hypocrisy almost equals the stench of Dame Kweer’s farts:

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N0minated by W C Boggs.

are cunts.

Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.

(Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)

Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.

(That`s in France, cunters.)

“This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”

Is it?

Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.

And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.

Repeat, ad infinitum.

Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?

And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?

Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

Crick is a picture perfect English country village. It’s home, with it’s village green and thatched houses, to approximately 2000 folks.

Thanks to a 111 room Ibis hotel nearby, it’s also home to several hundred illegal immigrants who have been housed there by Serco.

Apparently, the immigrants have taken to using a children playground area and playing field over, as their recreational facility ( what, no gym or swimming pool at the Ibis, for shame!)

The locals have asked for a curfew to be imposed, as the illegals activities are disturbing peoples peace.

Here’s one response.
“It is worth reiterating that the decision to house immigrants at the Ibis was a central Government decision and was not supported by West Northamptonshire Council or Crick Parish Council, both of whom strongly object.”

Serco says” they’re not prisoners (why not?).

Everyone is passing the buck.
“Not my monkey, not my circus” seems to be the attitude.
Personally, I think we need to create/build, Nightingale style, displaced person camps. Minimum basic requirements met, no freedom to leave, no pocket money, no mobile/Internet access.

I’d go further, but better not.

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Nominated by Jezzum Priest, edited by C.A.