Rita Nunn

 

is a 22ct, gold-plated cunt.

She joined the company in August 2022.
At that time it was company policy on an internal group chat to to congratulate people on their first year anniversary of working for the company.

However, after a complaint from another member of staff about the volume of messages, celebratory messages were restricted to birthdays and long service notices.

This star employee started in August 2022, declared her pregnancy in June 2023, and resigned in September 2024 at the end of her 10 months paid maternity leave.

Assuming she didn’t go on sick leave, and I’ll bet any money she did, by my estimation, she actually worked until November 2023, so a total of 15 months.

She took her former employer to an employment tribunal, who laughed her out of court.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Being “considered unlawfully at large”

 

is a High Court Cunt.

A wôg is on the run after absconding from.. an open prison despite a conviction in 2014 for attempted murder which attracted a 25 year sentence.

Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief however as the Prison Governor has “revoked his licence to leave the prison and he no longer has any authority or lawful licence to be in the community and is therefore considered unlawfully at large”..

That’s fine then, you hapless cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The Righteous Fury of the Home Office

 

is a cunt.

Brace yourselves members, the form filling cunts at the Home Office have finally had enough.

bbcnews

The Home Office spokesperson said: “We are furious at the level of illegal migrants and asylum hotels.

“This government will close every asylum hotel. Work is well under way, with more suitable sites being brought forward to ease pressure on communities.”

So to be clear and free of govt doublespeak,they will indeed shut the hotels and reduce the backlog of asylum applications…

By dumping the mad muzzie cunts anywhere they can and hang the consequences..

Consequences we see the result of almost daily.

Our very government is a megaphone for Islamic terror and the migrant faery tale of lies….and murder.

Nominated by Unkle Terry

Heating Bill Scroungers


So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off.

This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….

if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right.

Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.

Nominated by : Chuff chugger

David Beckham [13] – Farmer


I suppose it had to happen. The ex footballer, turned knicker model, turned international playboy with a taste for underweight tarts, and self-titled father of the year – any year, has now, with far too much time and money on his hands, decided to become a farmer. Or at least he likes to grow broad beans in his weekend home back garden and pose in tweeds and shepherds crook. This has impressed the formerly tasteful magazine Country Life to employ him (for one week only) as “guest editor”. Apparently it has taken them the best part of a year to bring out the issue – no wonder, I daresay Dave is yet to master using all the crayons in his kit.

The tosh they have written about them is as sickening as his posing. The author of the deathless pose clearly fancies him. He or she gushes as Dave bends down to puck some berans and offer them to the assembled crew.

In reality this over-tattooed elderly poser probably has staff that run his “farm” or market garden (at best) -more likely a couple of rows of beans behind the dahlias and lobelia.

No wonder his eldest son wants nothing to do with him – probably the result of years of having to indulge his various delusions – not least that he is a good father – that has sickened and embarrassed the lad, like this latest improbable stunt. He says the countryside matters to him – publicity matters to the old hasbeen even more.

Country Life.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs