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Dead Pool [159]

Posted on April 12, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.

On to Deadpool 159:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of

My Nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Doug Hoyle
Paula Tilbrook

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [159]”

Liberal Liquidator on April 12, 2020 at 5:01 pm said:

Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Raul Castro
Beverly Cleary
Thelma Barlow

Nice work King Cunt.

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J R Cuntley on April 12, 2020 at 5:02 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Ian St John

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Gutstick Japseye on April 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Michael Adebole

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on April 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Imelda Marcos
Michael Aspel
Lady Antonia Fraser
Juliette Gréco

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Freddie the Frog on April 12, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Norbert Stiles
Everton Weekes
Lord Hezzelslime
Ian Huntley

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Lord Biryani on April 12, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:

Sonny Barger
Jill Gascoigne
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
Mike Harding

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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on April 12, 2020 at 5:13 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Little Richard

Good Shot, King Cunt

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Baron Bastard on April 12, 2020 at 5:15 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Good darts KC…

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CuntyMcCuntface on April 12, 2020 at 5:16 pm said:

Jackie Stallone
Ray Reardon
Kenneth Cope
Betty Boothroyd
George Alagiah

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Dick Dribbler on April 12, 2020 at 5:22 pm said:

Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek & The Guns of Navarone
John Nettleton British actor best known as Sir Arnold Robinson, cabinet secretary prior to Sir Humphrey, in Yes Minister/Prime Minister
George Shultz US economist, businessmen & politician under Nixon & Reagan
Billy Bingham Northern Ireland footballer & manager
Len Deighton British author e.g. The Ipcress File & Funeral in Berlin

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Captain Magnanimous on April 12, 2020 at 5:22 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck, King C.

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HBelindaHubbard on April 12, 2020 at 5:27 pm said:

Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Norman Lebrecht

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on April 12, 2020 at 5:30 pm said:

Stephen Sondheim
Tom Lehner
Zizi Jeanmaire
Rhonda Fleming
Marge Champion

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SimmyJavil on April 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm said:

Big Fat Ron and his claret and blue army Atkinson
Brigitte Macron
Ian Lavender (Don’t tell him Pike!)
Roy Wood
Geoff Lynne

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General Tso's Chiggun on April 12, 2020 at 5:35 pm said:

Donald Rumsfield
Henry Kissinger
Tom Smith (rugby player)
Dick Van Dyke
Valery Giscard D’estaing

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General Tso's Chiggun on April 12, 2020 at 5:36 pm said:

I was gonna say, I would’ve been stunned had we managed to miss this one.

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on April 12, 2020 at 5:36 pm said:

Dick van Dyke
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Gary Glitter
Bob Barker
James earl Jones

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- The Sheriff of Cuntingham on April 12, 2020 at 5:37 pm said:
  
  Dick van Dyke for Ric Flair
  
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Miserable northern cunt on April 12, 2020 at 5:37 pm said:

Katie price
Beast of Bolsover
Sheridan smith
The other 2 Goodies

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Jack The Cunter on April 12, 2020 at 5:43 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
John Astin

Bang on, King Cunt.

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Smells Fishy on April 12, 2020 at 5:56 pm said:

Shirley Bassey
Stevie Wonder
Rick Wakeman
Prunella Scales
Felicity Kendall

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on April 12, 2020 at 6:11 pm said:

Sheila Hancock
Roy Hattersley
Leonard Fenton
Stan Bowles
Esther Rantzen

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Allan on April 12, 2020 at 6:11 pm said:

Xi Jinping

Oh I’m sorry, you didn’t say ‘deserves’ did you?

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Spoonington on April 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm said:

Billy Connelly,
Jo Brand,
Elton John,
James Corden,
Paul McCartney

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Odin's balls on April 12, 2020 at 6:29 pm said:

Tony Blair
Meghan Markle
Kate Moss
Pete Doherty
Cara Delevigne

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Deploy the Sausage on April 12, 2020 at 6:30 pm said:

Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Mikhail Gorbachev
Larry king

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Shitty Buttocks on April 12, 2020 at 6:38 pm said:

Harrison Ford
That fat bearded cunt Hoffman off of Gold Rush
Joe Montana
Tom Beringer
Zippy off of Rainbow!

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YourCuntingDaughter on April 12, 2020 at 7:03 pm said:

Harvey Weinstein
Jim Dale
Steve Jones (set pistol)
Martin Scorsese
Sean Connery

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- YourCuntingDaughter on April 12, 2020 at 7:04 pm said:
  
  seX pistol
  
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God on April 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm said:

Dame vira lyn

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Shackledragger cunt on April 12, 2020 at 7:15 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld (nice try Opinionated cunt but check your spelling).

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Harold Steptoe on April 12, 2020 at 7:18 pm said:

Rolf Harris
John Cooper Clarke
Selma Blair
Norman Tebbit
Stephen Adler

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