Dead Pool [159]

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted Formula 1 perennial runner up Stirling Moss would be next to conk out aged 90.

On to Deadpool 159:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have hear of

My Nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Doug Hoyle
Paula Tilbrook

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [159]

  1. Giovanna Ralli
    Angela Lansbury
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Little Richard

    Good Shot, King Cunt

  2. Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek & The Guns of Navarone
    John Nettleton British actor best known as Sir Arnold Robinson, cabinet secretary prior to Sir Humphrey, in Yes Minister/Prime Minister
    George Shultz US economist, businessmen & politician under Nixon & Reagan
    Billy Bingham Northern Ireland footballer & manager
    Len Deighton British author e.g. The Ipcress File & Funeral in Berlin

  3. Big Fat Ron and his claret and blue army Atkinson
    Brigitte Macron
    Ian Lavender (Don’t tell him Pike!)
    Roy Wood
    Geoff Lynne

  4. Bert Newton
    Kamal
    Paul Hogan
    James Hong
    Donald Rumsfeld (nice try Opinionated cunt but check your spelling).

  5. Virgil van Dijk (Dick to his mates)
    Mohamed Salah (dick)
    Roberto Firmino
    Jordan Henderson
    Alisson

    Hopefully all painfully.
    Scouse cunts.

    • Congrats King Cunt, but sad to see Stirling drive his last lap.

      Prince Albert of Monaco
      Prince Michael of Kent
      Harry Redknapp
      Virginnia Wade
      Dickie Davies

  6. Matthew “sooty” Corbett
    Robbie “the fat dwarf”Coltrane
    David “the even fatter dwarf” Lammy
    The skinny dwarf from star wars
    Ken Livingstone I presume.
    If Sooty fister Corbett is already dead then the zombie corpse of Cilla Black risen from the grave. (As it’s Easter)

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