Now, Nanny T, according to Reuters, spent last Friday showing her withered old box to a lot of people and trying to get them to all agree that it was a lovely box full of wonderful plans. Well, children, when we try to get everyone to agree to something this is called “finding a consensus” and it involves all the people who Nanny T thinks are important.
On Friday Nanny T tried to find a consensus of her ministers, her divided Conservative Party and the Northern Irish lawmakers who prop up her minority government. But naughty Nanny T forgot some people didn’t she, children. Can you guess who she forgot? Come on, hands up if you know the answer.
Yes, Boris – please Miss, is it pikey bastards? Good guess Boris but no, that’s not the answer.
Yes Jacob – is it Albanian criminals Miss? No, Jacob – good try but not correct.
Yes Nigel – is it peacefuls driving on the pavement Miss? No, Nigel.
David, you’re a clever boy, who do you think naughty Nanny T forgot about? Is it spineless senior police officers Miss? No, David.
Well children, it is a difficult question so I’ll give you a clue to the answer – 17.5 million voters. Treacherous cunt.
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