Guy Verhofstadt [2]

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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world!
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Brexit, the go to excuse for any negative financial, legal and social incident. Happily spun by the beeb and their meejah-mates, when the reality is that fuck all has changed, the economy has stabilised, the workforce is doing well, and Juncker and his cronies are bricking it.

Actual quote from Belgian MEP Guy Verhofstadt (EU lead negotiator on brexit): “…the EU still offers the cure for the cancer of nationalism.”

I’m British, proud to be so, so fuck you very much, you EU cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Tania Farah

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I notice Farah’s missus is blabbing to the press about how her ‘Olympic Champion’ husband was ‘humiliated’ by US airline staff… She claims he wasn’t believed when he said he had a first class ticket… But it was probably him just being told to wait his turn…

Full ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ routine automatically deployed… ‘You can’t do that! That’s Mo Farah (drum fucking roll) Olympic Champion!’….. They’re going to dine out on that for years…

As the late Mrs Merton would say: ‘Tell me, what first atracted you to the millionaire, Mo Farah?’

Nominated by: Norman

I feel for Tania Farah.

Having been forced to wait in the queue with all the other scum when you’ve bought a first class ticket is just not on.

Just because her old man is a plastic Brit born in Somalia does not excuse this sort of disrespect…

Fucking jumped up tart!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bake off

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That fucking pile of turd, the Great British bake off has started again, for fucks’ sake. I have never seen it, and never will, but like everything I hate, it gets inescapable.

Who gives a rats arse about watching some nobody baking a fucking cake? Cunts, that’s who. Fuck the BBC, drivel peddling thieves.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Apart from being cunts, what do spray tan pikey Paul Hollywood, scrotum skinned Mary Berry and that lesbian and her pal have in common.

They all got £500,000 from the TV license payer last year to watch other cunts baking.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

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