Justin Welby [6]

God-Squad

Jesus must have been otherwise occupied when the religion of peace was terminating an 82 year old priest giving a sermon.

Maybe he is now on a zero hours contract and didn’t get a shift today? Phillip Green, Mike Ashely and the Arch Bishop all would rather we believe the meek shall inherit the earth.

When Welby was raking it in in the oil industry did he give a fuck about the poor or the earth.

Time we had an Arch Bishop who told the truth.

God helps those who help themselves and the meek inherit fuck all.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

That cunt the archbishop of Canterbury has been at it again. Today the pathetic,creepy wanker announced that evil can be defeated through Jesus Christ.

I think that it might take something more than his whiney voice and imaginary friends in the sky to defeat a tooled-up psychopath looking to behead a geriatric priest. Take your cant, you delusional prick,and shove it up your arse. Just bend over and let the Prophets’ henchmen tickle your colon.

That old kiddie-fiddler apologist,the Pope, can do the same. Cunts,the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

“Je Suis…”

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Apparently our frog faced neighbours are now united in grief (again) and are saying/writing/tweeting/whatever ‘Je Suis Priest…’ Just like their ‘Je Suis Charlie’ thing…

Well, that is going to achieve a lot, isn’t it?

What a load of hippy crap…

Nominated by: Norman

The Guardian [4]

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Can I nominate The Guardian (again!) please? Latest irritating headline : “Huge rise in Britons trying to change gender”.

This headline sums up what is wrong with this pathetic excuse for a newspaper. War in Syria, British politics all fucked up, Putin in Ukraine, anti Semites in the Labour Party, etc., etc.

But not this rag. Even the Daily Express is more grounded than this shite. No wonder Corbyn is staying where he is. Cuntish bollocks of the worst sort.

I don’t give two fucks if someone wants their cock cut off and reshaped into a vag. Go and do it if you want but please don’t bleat about it. Just do it and fuck off. And Guardian- no one gives a shit apart from your stupid fucking “inclusive” journalists. Fuck off. Start reporting about what really matters and you might sell more newspapers Then you could probably stop begging for money and from your readers.

Alternatively, keep it up because your bullshit keeps us all going. Still cunts though.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Foo Fighters

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The Foo Fighters should be cunted.

Release the Colour and the Shape and appear as if they’re going to change popular rock music for the better. But, instead, they break up, Grohl keeps the band name and then release the same fucking song for the next 20 years.

What a waste David, you toothy cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto