Clement Freud

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This blog had it first a few years back linking old dog face with kiddy fumbling. Now allegations come thick and fast. Have to give the cunt some Clemency for being screwed up by his trick cyclist father (who should have put more time into psycho analysing himself).

Recall the cunt back in the fifties and sixties promoting him himself as “droll comedian” forever orn the BBC doing the suffocating panel games orf the time (bugger me I think they are all back orn TV now). What was known as “Dead Pan”, a mirthless style orf alleged comedy in which the performing cunt moves not a facial muscle (and remember this was long before Botox). Needless to say loved by Froggy Rive Gauche type cunts. Allan Arkin. Need I say more. If so look the yank cunt up.

Clem extended his sell by date by teaming up with a blood hoinde type dog name orf Henry to supply the talent. When the dog died so did Clem.

Back to the kiddy fumbling and historic allegations. Needless to say all sides angling for compo. Turns oit old Clem had a delicious circle orf upstanding establishment friends. Cyril Smith (shared an office with him), Jeremy Thorpe (best mates with him), Greville Janner (went to school with him). Allegations are that Clem liked to fuck young girls. Well he can’t claim that his father would not understand.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Wellness

Wellness wooden sign on a beautiful day

Have to cunt…

Wellness…

Just WTF is it? Is it “Health”, as in spa etc? Some twatty hipster-speak? And “Sexual Wellness”??! I haven’t really got tertiary syphilis… No, honestly, my sense of humour’s always been this rank.

eg. My parrot is not in a considerable state of wellness

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Turks

Leftist Turks shout slogans during a protest against the United States outside the U. S. embassy in Ankara, Turkey, Friday, March 5, 2010

If you have seen the trouble Turks have caused in Germany and Denmark, you wouldn’t want them anywhere near Europe.

Violent, moronic, lazy, thug scum. The female of the species is perpetually pregnant to claim ever more welfare and raise the next generation of violent, moronic, lazy thug scum that fails to integrate.

The male of the species spends most of it’s time slowly figuring out how to cheat the welfare system, dealing drugs and beating the shit out of any locals they don’t like the look of as part of a street gang of like-minded retarded thugs.

If for some reason, you believe that your country doesn’t have enough violent, unemployable, inbred, benefit breeding rapists and murderers, then letting Turkey into the EU is the way forward.

Believe me, I speak from experience.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Liverpudlian comedy

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Why the mistaken belief that Liverpool is a birthplace of comedic genia?

John Bishop, Boardman, Tarbuck, Les Dennis, Ken Dodd, Freddie Star and I’m pretty sure we can all remember where we were the fist time we saw Norman Vaughan.

Liverpudlian comedians….don’t make laugh.

No they don’t.

Nominated by: JR Cuntley