“I believe Labour has always been the party of the working man and always will be. I believe the Tories have always been about looking after their own rich types and always will be.” – Sir Alex Ferguson.
What, like selling out every working class person in Manchester and Salford who supports Manchester United by selling your soul, arse, and our football club to those capitalist capetbaggers, the Glazers? Fuck off Fergie, you old Judas cunt!
Nominated by: Norman
Bin men
You empty bins because you are thickoid no hoper cunts, with no other options for employment in society. Its your station, so get used to it. At least people will always need bins emptying, I have 22 years experience in my engineering field and I’m currently unemployed…
Its that parasitic socialist sense of entitlement that they all display, ‘I work for a living too therefore I also demand a new car and you should pay for it too’ not realising of course the amount of effort one has to put into education and the said job to attain such levels of independence. This rebuttal is usually met with with ‘you think you are better than us’ comments from the knuckle draggers in question.
Cunts.
Nominated by: The Captain
David Evans, ‘The Edge’
Bono has been cunted before, but how about his hat wearing guitarist David Evans aka ‘The Edge’? A couple of days ago, the cunt fell of the stage in Vancouver during the opening night of U2’s latest tour.
Worth cunting for that, surely, regardless of his music and hat?
Nominated by: Fred West
Anyone who calls themselves ‘The Edge’ has to be a cunt – along with Sting, Bono and Slash although – to be fair – Slash is slang for piss.
What the fuck was the cunt thinking when he fell of that stage? And why the hell didn’t he break something? A leg or a guitar, I don’t mind which although having heard him play, I think I’d prefer the guitar…
Pretentious cunt. Should fit right in with the Bonio cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese