Coffee shop surfers

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I’ll tell you who are cunts: those poncey fuckers who spend all day in coffee shops with their laptops out, posing as writers or digital entrepreneurs.

Hogging all the tables, acting as though the coffee shop in question is their personal office and looking down their noses at customers with less interesting jobs than themselves, when everyone knows that REAL writers or digital entrepreneurs put in a hell of a lot of hard graft and don’t have hours to waste drinking overpriced coffee.

One day very soon I’m going to smack one of these cunts in the face with their cunting MacBook Pro.

Nominated by: Fred West