China and Russia

China and Russia are the target for tonight. It seems that cunts have been trying to hack into the networks of Oxford and Cambridge universities, along with other research facilities, who just happen to be currently engaged in the search for a vaccine for the Kung Flu. Anyone care to guess who it’s been found are behind it, and what they were looking for? Yes, our old friends, China and fucking Russia are trying to steal the vaccine, no doubt with the ambition of putting themselves forward as the world saviours that dippy bint feared the UK would lay claim to. Well, at least we’d have legitimate reason for that.

You’d think that, considering China are the fucking reason a vaccine is needed for Flu Manchu, they’d show SOME sense of shame and keep their fucking heads down. But no, the Chinese Communist Party, led by leader for life, Winnie the Pooh, (I mean, how can we even take the CCP seriously, when their leader bans a children’s character, because he has no sense of humour) have no fucking shame. They are sly motherfuckers, who have stolen most of the technology they currently have. Even their space program was built entirely by secrets stolen from the European and Russian space agencies, and NASA. There is very little modern Chinese tech that was actually invented by the Chinese. What’s particularly annoying about what these dog eating cunts are trying to do, is that they were offered the opportunity to take part in the vaccine research program but refused. So they could have got the information they’re currently trying to steal, by entirely legitimate means, but apparently preferred the way of the cunt.

As for Russia, well, they’ve been cunts since the Communists took over. Things seemed to get better for a while, but under former KGB officer Putin, it’s gone down hill again and Russia is once a fascist state in all but name. Political opponents either meet with fatal “accidents” or are arrested on Bullshit charges and critics, such as the three doctors from the same hospital who had a go Putin’s handling of the pandemic all took accidental and entire coincidental falls from windows at the hospital. Nah, not suspicious at all. Then again, that Dobby the elf looking motherfucker doesn’t care if anyone thinks it’s an accident or not. He thinks it sends a message to his critics and political enemies to shut the fuck up. But it doesn’t, it encourages them to continue.

Then there’s his obsession with being photographed topless while horseriding, to show off his old man’s physique, and a pathetic attempt to prove what a macho man he is. Real men don’t need to prove anything. It seems though, that Flu Manchu MAY prove to be his downfall, or at the least the beginning of the end of his reign of corruption and murder. His popularity is currently plummeting. I wouldn’t put it past the evil little prick to put the military on the streets, but we’ll see. Anyway, China and Russia, you are cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

44 thoughts on “China and Russia

  1. China, Russian, N.korea are always hacking and are in a tech war with the west.
    Lip service commies but really just totalitarian regimes after money and power.

    • The UK and US do it as well MNC – the difference is we and the Americans call them ‘State Actors’ sounds a lot more patriotic and noble using that term doesn’t it?

      This Israelis are probably the worlds best though.

      • Morning Harold,
        Yes I know ever country does to some degree.
        We seem to be lagging behind a bit.

  2. China and Russia both seem to have a “One rule for the Plebs…no rules for the Elite” mentally….we,of course,are “all in this together”…..Now,where’s my Dominic Cummings mask?….I think I’ve got a dose of ChinkyFlu coming on,I’d best drive the length of the Country and do a bit of sightseeing while I’m about it.

    We may well criticise (quite rightly) China and Russia but at least they’re open in their contempt for the Plebs.

    • I had a mate in the SPRJ (Yugoslav communist party) and he got in trouble for questioning “The peoples utopia” .
      It was a valid question, “We have been doing this for 45 years,so when will the peoples utopia come about”.
      He ended up demoted and then in prison, Ditto father in law who said that Titto was not a proper communist, he ended up on Goli ortok stripped of rank .
      The whole thing sort of stagnated, when people reached certain levels they just blocked those below them and it all turned into a very poisonous thing.
      The only person who I can think of who has done well out of it is Josip Perkovic head of Ured durzeva bez bjednos who has so much shit on everyone, no one will touch him.

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    China and Russia both seem to have a “One rule for the Plebs…no rules for the Elite” mentally….we,of course,are “all in this together”…..Now,where’s my Dominic Cu’mmings mask?….I think I’ve got a dose of ChinkyFlu coming on,I’d best drive the length of the Country and do a bit of sightseeing while I’m about it.

    We may well criticise (quite rightly) China and Russia but at least they’re open in their contempt for the Plebs

    • Morning Dick,
      Agree with all you said there.
      In regard to Dominic Cummings, Boris was trying to tough it out saying he complied with the rules and did what any concerned parent would do to find adequate child care.
      Its now emerged that not only did he drive from London to Durham, but visited a castle and was seen out in bluebell woods.☺

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        Morning Dick,
        Agree with all you said there.
        In regard to Dominic Cümmings, Boris was trying to tough it out saying he did what any concerned parent would do in regards to childcare.
        But not only did he drive up from London to Durham, he visited a castle, and was seen frolicking in a bluebell woods!
        “All in it together”😁

    • Because China and Russia don’t concern themselves with the quaint notions of openness, democracy and free speech, they don’t care if they’re seen as being contemptuous of the plebs.

      • “they don’t care if they’re seen as being contemptuous of the plebs”….neither does Boris apparently.

        As for the openness,democracy and free speech….we might not have reached China and Russia’s level of suppression of such “quaint” notions yet….but we’re certainly doing our best to try and catch up.

        Morning RTC
        Morning All

      • Morning Dick.

        Quite so. Won’t be long now before the government closes down ISAC and Pornhub*.

        * Other purveyors of filth are available.

      • Morning RTC, if Pornhub closes down, I’ll be offering DVDs from my colossal and extensive libraries for a small fee. There are many categories to choose from, as long as you like indescribably peculiar filth?

      • In fact if Blair, Broon, Cameroon, May and Johnson hadn’t been such liberal wusses ISAC would have been suppressed long ago.

        @ Thomas
        That’s very kind of you, but my taste in filth is relatively traditional. Besides I’m more or less spunked out these days.

        Will be sure to let you know if I require stimulatory material of a stronger nature in the future, assuming there is a future.

      • Morning Mr F, it would appear that your blonde namesake has shot himself in the foot with his very public backing of his light bulb headed adviser, don’t you reckon? This’ll give those Labour johnnies a gift wrapped present of justifiable criticism next PM question time. Much as I dislike slippery Kweer, he’s not stupid and will surely tear Boris a new ring piece over this…

  4. Hopefully our security services aren’t too busy watching suspect Sand Nigge.rs who fancy a trip to London for a stabathon.
    They can give The Red and Yellow Peril something to think about with some crafty hacking of their own.
    Send them a stealth packet of data containing secret footage of Magic Grandpa eating Flabbots murky flange out.
    That will fucking learn them.
    The rotten cunts.

    • Judging by the perpetually maudlin expression on their faces I reckon they’ve already seen it

      • I left under a cloud.
        Something to do with ovens not being allowed.
        The mard cunts.

  5. Good cunting.

    Don’t quite get it when a few conservative types come out in support of Putin. He may indeed anger the far left, but the cunt thought it fine to spread lethal nerve agents around our country to get rid of the odd critic.

    Indeed, both leaders stamp on the necks of anyone who dares question anything they do or say. You can’t even try and win an election against them. They are both dictators. Winnie the Pooh is probably even worse though as he’ll even lie about a fucking pandemic and kill those trying to warn others.

    I’m a big believer in the rise of the ‘Anglosphere’ as a united front. Problem is, NZ is run by a far leftist and Canada has similar issues. In my ideal world. the likes of the USA, UK, Canada, Australia and NZ will unite in terms of trade and movement (for ‘proper’ citizens only, of course) and have nothing to do with despotic regimes like in China, Russia, Saudi Arabia etc etc. Fuck them all. Let the corrupt cunts trade with each other.

    About time the free world had fuck all to do with cunts like this, but sadly, ‘where there’s muck, there’s brass’.

    • I never understood why 2 russian agents could walk around England unmonitored by the security services and use a nerve agent?
      Because If I went to Russia im pretty sure as a foreigner id be under suspicion, and if I had any links to the UK security services id instantly be shadowed or bundled into the back of a van.

      • The locals are all under suspicion. You, or I, as a foreigner visiting could quite likely expect a personal minder. The Ivans are nothing if not paranoid.

      • Morning Kiwi.
        Paranoid? Yes.
        But as security services so they should be!
        Here 2 russian spooks waltzed into the country, went site seeing then used novochok to settle a old score.
        Our spooks were probably on a diversity course.
        “Why James Bond is Racist/sexist/transphobic”

      • Evening Miserable.

        I watched a series by Simon someone-or-other, an English journalist who traveled from the China/Russia border to St Petersburg. He and his camera crew were hassled and arrested on more than one occasion. It’s a beautiful looking country, sadly inhabited by cunts who don’t tolerate outsiders.

        A friend of mine has been Moscow and he said it was, by a wide margin, the most expensive city he’d ever visited. Plus the massive disparity between the haves and have-nots, which put most other countries to shame.

      • These two cunts can basically be summed up as the international version of Royston Vasey.

      • Miserable may I just point out that the former Yugoslav secret service carried out more overseas hits than any other service, including operations in the UK (scotland) but they fucked that one up.
        in the balance I know who I would rather argue with.

      • The British security services couldn’t do the average plod job.

        We are overrun with useless muppets.

    • Evening Cunty.

      The jury is definitely out at the moment regards Jacinda. She started off with all the virtue signaling bollocks, but has since shown herself to be made of slightly sterner stuff. If she and her goons can guide us out of this covid panic, as well as they handled the lockdown, she’ll be deified, and probably rightly so.

      “Fuck everyone else, Kiwis first” seems to be her mindset at the moment, and I’ll bang my frying pan on a Thursday for that.

      • Which kind of shows how the champagne socialist far left operate.

        She’s all for diversity, opening her borders and all that shite, but once it’s her life (and her family’s lives) under threat it’s ‘Kiwis first’ indeed.

        NIMBYs. I don’t know if she had a son or daughter, but if it’s a girl, she should try living in the backstreets of Rotherham or other Northern towns in England and let her become ‘friendly’ with the local taxi drivers and kebab shop owners.

        These fuckers who tell us how things are have no fucking clue. At least Covid hasn’t just shat on those not of the elite. A bit of reality for the cunts at last.

  6. It would be fascinating if the UK became a communist country under the auspices of Russia and the Dinks. Obviously it would be bad news for any right-minded individual (with special emphasis on “right”).

    But given that the libtard left are always espousing their socialist dogma, and anything remotely touching Centrist dogma is immediately deemed far right fascism; and that for them democracy is freedom of speech, just so long as you agree with us. Then having the country run by hard core communists should be warmly welcomed by these cunts!

    Except of course they would quickly realise exactly what REAL socialism, communism, Marxism and any other far left “isms” are all about. All those rich celeb cunts would be stripped of their wealth and assets; and social media closely censured, and everyone would have to conform on a daily basis. And perhaps even food rationing might be in order – queueing for hours outside a shop for one loaf of bread and a tin of cat meat (just like the Cold War Brezhnev years).

    We may even having national service/conscription – all the young Gen Zs and Millennials forced into 2 years in the services commanded by rock solid drill sergeants who won’t stand any namby pampy whinging from the cry babies as their forced into dangerous situations and lots of square bashing.

  7. The chinks might have high IQs but the cunts 5000 year old “culture” didnt even get round to inventing the fork the yellow cunts.

    • Good Morning

      Anyone old enough to remember the James Clavell novels of the 1970’s, Taipan, Shogun etc. will know that that China has always played the long game. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find that this Covid-19 pandemic was caused deliberately.
      The Chinese are the international leaders at hacking, with no respect for intellectual property rights or patent law. Even the BBC acknowledged this when they made a programme about the hacking of a German sunlight energy panel company who were hacked and had everything stolen and went but about a year later when the Chinese were producing as technically advanced panels for half the price.
      The Chinks need to be but back in their box and firmly told they have to respect international traditions and values. CLOSE THE WET MARKETS for a start.

      Dominic Cummings has been a cunt and so must go. Boris has been a cunt for defending him.

  8. Asia, generally, is a cunt hole. Full of shifty,untrustworthy, dirty bastards, who will eat anything that walks, crawls, slithers, jumps or flys.
    There was an article on th the telly a few days ago, filmed secretly, in a Thai wet market. Fucking disgusting, we’ll no sooner get over this pandemic, when another one will come hurtling down the track.
    As stated in this excellent nomination, the Chinks are out and out technology thieves, who are noted for their ruthless cruelty.
    As for Russia, there’s never been much love lost between us and them, since the communists butchered the Czar and his family. The only reason we were ‘ allies ‘ in WW2, was the fact that we had a common enemy.
    During the Battle of Britain, German planes were flying on Soviet supplied fuel. Then there’s their history of poisoning people with various noxious substances, on British soil, flagrantly putting the general population at risk.
    It’s a pity Adolf didn’t wipe the fuckers out.
    The West should isolate China and Russia, both diplomatically and economically, it’s no more than the cunts deserve.
    Good morning.

  9. The Chinese lack in emotion. To encourage emotion the CCP have commenced firing tear gas at people in Hong Kong.
    The Russians, rude obnoxious and cunts of the highest order aren’t interested in copyright fraud. Everything they make rusts and falls to bits. For this I applaud them. CUNTS!

    • I think it fair to say that they’ve not been doing much to enhance their reputations of late.
      Cunts.
      Another great job Quick Draw.

  10. We should do to Russia and China what we did to Nagasaki in 1945 – bomb the cunts to smithereens.

  11. The UK needs to start taking this seriously. When it comes to international trade and allowing international teams to bid for contracts to build, say nuclear reactors, we need to deliberately exclude any Chinese bids. Stop just going with the cheapest solution. Bite the bullet and realise that national security concerns should always override free market practices. Any teams bidding need to be carefully vetted and scrutinised to within an inch of their life going forward. I’m not holding my breath though, we are far too complacent in this country and its going to be the death of us all.

  12. My best advise is don’t buy anything Chinese vote with your pocket or wallet 😁😁
    Chinese infect the World then try to hack,then try to pinch the vaccine proper slant eyed fuckers let them wither on the vine don’t buy their tat buy 🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

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