I nominate “1 billion lumen, brighter than my high-beams, brighter than the sun, ow my eyes are burning, inconsiderate LED headlights-using cunts”.

“Retinas? Who needs retinas? Retinas are for pussies!”……… cunts.

Even worse is when these fucking shit lords drive around in the day time with their LED headlights/fog lights on. Hey Chuckle Fuck! The sun has got his hat on…… and his ray bans …… and he’s squinting because of you, you cunt!

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III