(Woke Plod in action – arrest the innocent, give a pass to cunts – Day Admin)

I feel obliged to cunt this bunch of idiotic arseholes who think they can save the planet by sitting in a busy road and stopping thea traffic.

I’ll declare an interest: I am in complete agreement that man-made climate change threatens the planet, and urgent action is required even to limit the damage to something vaguely tolerable. And I even agree that rather than HS2, or NHS management, serious money needs to be spent on home insulation. But antagonising the public? That’s on the far side of counterproductive.

These cunts are not only cunts for blocking emergency services, essential transport and even the poor bloody commuter. They are cunts because they might just as well be working for Exxon. Because they exactly fit the image the oil and coal industries would like to project, of anyone who objects to the fossil fuel industry’s cries of “lalalala, nothing’s happening”, and they alienate the public they should be informing.

I am aware that the Trumpeters among us will disagree with my reasons. But I am hopeful our conclusions will converge. These people are cunts.

News Link

Nominated by: Komodo

Poor old Madonna. The old tart just doesn’t get it, does she?

Encased in her bubble of self-delusion, and no doubt egged on by sycophantic hangers-on, she can’t help but flaunt herself as if she’s still the outrageous, sex-on-a-stick pop and style icon of the 80s.

Sadly no; to the amusement of cunters everywhere, her antics grow increasingly laughable by the week. Take her BDSM-themed appearance at the recent MTV Video Music Awards. What a ridiculous, cringe-inducing spectacle.

Still, at least I was able to amuse myself for a while trying to figure out where the flesh ends and the silicon begins. Her face looks like a death mask, her tits are positively pneumatic. Oh, and have a look at those arse implants. Jesus, I wouldn’t, not even with somebody else’s.

A word in your shell-like, my dear. Growing old is part of life, as is learning to grow old gracefully. Still, if you want to act like a twat and give us all a good laugh, then I suppose that’s your prerogative.

News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

What a total obnoxious cunt he is turning out to be.

Not quite as bad as his father in terms of attacks on old as well as existing female acquaintances, allegedly, but his fucking attitude towards others in as much as thinking that he can barge his way through and that when it goes wrong it’s somebody else’s fault.

I still see him strutting away from the shunt knowing that Hamilton (also an ocean going cunt) was still in his vehicle.

Sport????

It’s time the pair of them realised that there are 18 other drivers on the track and Formula 1 does not solely revolve around them.

What a refreshing sight in the pits and on the winners podium today. A personal well done all especially Mr. Bottas

News Link

Nominated by: Billy Cunter

This fucking annoying trend is clearly here to stay. This is using a rising inflection at the end of every sentence so is sounds like a question. The younger a person is, the worse this is.

What it means to me is that you have no firm position on anything you say. It’s an attempt to not offend the listener with a dogmatically certain statement by demonstrating that you are questioning all that you say. This lines up with the widespread lack of truth we see in society today:

Ok…so…like the Earth’s temperature is rising???…and I mean like we all need to do our part??? That’s why we all should get more solar and wind stuff???

UGH!! I just want to slap the cunt with a wet hand!

Know where you stand. Say it with certainty. Look me in the eye. Only say what needs to be said. Don’t be a wishy-washy, cowardly cunt when you open your soy hole to say something to me.

News Link

Nominated by:Meat Curtains

(I blame that shit on the arrival of Neighbours and Kylie Myarse back in the 80s – Day Admin)

My Mother in law received a tax demand from HMRC just a few days ago suggesting she owes just under £2k in unpaid tax for the current FY. This came as a bit of a bombshell only weeks after losing her husband to cancer.

But on closer detail its all legit because she not only receives a state pension, but also an NHS pension, and her husband’s private pension. Add them all together and it amounts to more than her personal allowance of something like £12500 pa, and therefore is liable for tax at 20%

What she didn’t realise due to how the tax demand letter was set out was that she only owes 20% of that £1900, which still means a demand of about £380. Not as bad but to her mind still quite annoying. (Unfortunately she’s not always rational, and is sometimes hot headed when she sees shit like this when living alone.)

Even though she is 70 and has worked for something like 45 years, paying income tax and of course NICs, she is still hit with tax demands. I realise this affects every retired pensioner with a taxable income, but it really is a kick in the balls to think that paying into pension pot(s) for a comfortable retirement still means being fucked over by the Taxman.

Moreover, what really pissed her off with the news of her sister, who is a year younger, has only worked for about 10 years in her entire life, receives a very small state pension, but is topped up with a number of benefits, which are not liable for tax – benefits that almost equate or perhaps even surpasses what my MiL receives on her state pension alone! (I can’t validate if any of that is actually true though.)

She wasn’t happy about that, but then when she watches the news and learns about how Afghan refugees and dinghy migrants are handsomely treated via the Taxpayer, it just puts her into a vile rage, spouting the usual statements about “I’ve worked for 40 odd years, paid my taxes, and then get stung for a tax demand to fund these bastards!”

And it pisses her off even more at the thought of having to sell her home to pay for residential care purely because she’s a home owner (after 26 years paying a mortgage for  her current home) and has some savings, all of which could take her over the means-tested threshold!

The working classes that live within their means, take responsibility and earn a crust for 30+ years, get fucked over again and again.

Nominated by – Technocunt