(A reminder to all British cunters out there. BST ended at 2am earlier this morning.. So don’t forget to put your clocks back, and enjoy an extra hour in bed ogling this pic or St Greta in yesterday’s nom! – Day Admin)

Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration:

Hangovers.

Following on from the nomination about that world record pub crawl, that wasn’t, I nominate hang overs.

I never really suffered a bad one until I hit my 20’s-after a particularly heavy session, which lasted nearly 12 hours, culminating in my waking up in A&E.

The older I get, the the fuckers seem to get worse.

I look forward to hearing drinking tales from my fellow cunters.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Yes fellow cunters it’s that time of the year again when we get to nominate our favourite cunts for the prestigious award of ‘Cunt of the Year’

This year’s categories are :

* British cunt
* Foreign cunt
* Political cunt
* Sporty cunt
* Corporate cunt
* Covid cunt
* Luvvie cunt

Nominations will be open until the end of November when voting will then commence with the results revealed as usual on the stroke of New Year.

It would help us correlate the voting if you could please nominate your chosen cunts in the same order as the list above.

Fill yer boots!

A seasonal cunting for the abomination that is G.M.T.

This year the clocks go back on 31 October. I make that around 50 days before the Winter Solstice. Logically that should imply they go forward again on 10 February when daylight hours are the same as 31 October. Except they won’t ; B.S.T. returns on 27 March 2022, around six weeks – SIX WEEKS !- too late. What’s that all abaaaht? Brussels time still?

I’ll admit it’s been getting bloody dark in the mornings lately and fuck knows about Scotland. It should be a devolved matter anyway….. the local time in Edinburgh is of zero significance to 99.9% of the population just like the time in Paris isn’t of relevance either. Bring on WKT I say . (Wee Krankie Time).

With all the hysteria over rising energy prices and climate change I’d have thought that an easy ‘win’ would be to not lengthen our evenings unnecessarily?

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

I suppose I am interested in the mental state of Britney Spears. Her sister Lynn hasn’t directly commented on the removal of the conservatorship from her father. Yet because she hasn’t celebrated the decision a campaign to have her removed from a Netflix series has got underway. At the moment they have 25,000 signatures. She hasn’t been sacked from the series…as yet.

To repeat she hasn’t said anything directly on the case.

I did look at some pictures that Britney put up immediately after she had won her case. What were they? Britney stark naked in different rooms if her house. Very troubling in my view. Only dots to conceal her modesty. A crazed look in her eyes as well. I suspect that her sister Lynn knows more about her mental state than signatories to the petition.
The petition asks Netflix to REMOVE Lynn from the series. These words ‘remove’ or ‘cancel’ so illiberal.

I don’t know Britney Spears’ relationship with her father. Maybe he has abused his position who knows?
But certainly her sister would be far better informed that some stranger signing a piece of paper.

Link to story.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic