Allegra Stratton – Another Useless Tory

(Who’s laughing now, cunt! – Day Admin)

Allegra Stratton is a useless cunt, i see she has just handed in her notice in to Boris the idiot after standing in front of the press, dropping Boris in the shit and then being surprised that word has got out.

This fuckmonkey was advisor to Boris and in my opinion i wouldn’t take her advise on how to run a bath, no wonder the Gov are absolutely useless wankers if they are advised by silly bints like Allagro Stratton.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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Helpful link supplied by: Imitation Yank 

(Talking of useless Tory Cunts, there’s a nomination for Blow Job  Boris due to go live in the next couple of days. So let’s keep this nom focused on Alegover Strappon please – Day Admin)

talkSPORT [2]


Talksport for a cunting please.

I used to think Talksport was good back in the day.
I recall many an afternoon travelling home in the van listening to the crackly football dominated conversations and crap repetitive ads.

Of course it’s gradually gone down hill like every thing else.
All over everything and anything woke and the “that’s raaaaycuist!!!” brigade by whoring itself out to Black Lives fucking Matter. Reminding the listener that the players “Take the knee”
Helping promote hysteria, division and paranoia with relentless coronavirus adverts.
And so on…

Well, they’ve just recently became part of the Ministry of Truth in Airstrip One it would seem.

Ex England International, Trevor Sinclair, alongside his colleagues was discussing the relatively recent and apparent surge in the numbers of professional players suffering chest problems. As you’d imagine, being a supposedly “in depth” football programme.
Imagining himself to be part of a civiized, mature society where free speech was invaluable, Trev had the temerity to mention “the jab” and which players had had it etc.

Before he as much as gets the words out of his mouth, Big Brother upstairs, obviously doesn’t like the trajectory of the conversation, swoops and cuts off the broadcast.
Leaving just a graphic screen.

A new religion is born and blasphemy will carry harsh penalties.

It would appear that the North Korean media could maybe learn a thing or two about censorship from the UK media.

Talksport – You shit Cunts.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2e0290ZDZk

13 second video.

This could be a coincidence as well but surely it’s unlikely.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

Dead Pool [232]

Congratulations to Grumpy Badger who correctly predicted the demise of former Monkee Michael Nesmith.Nesmith was 78 and died today surrounded by his family.There is now only one Monkee still alive Mikey Dolenz.

On to Deadpool 232

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die.No duplicate picks.It is first come first serrve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2). Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5)Please check your nominations havent yet been selected as we cant be arsed to check.

Arse Dildos

People who stick things up their arse for sexual gratification are prize cunts.

Sun News Link

But what really makes them cunts is what trey expect us to believe what ‘actually’ happened. As a wise man once said

“if you’re going to make an arse of yourself, don’t make up a long complicated story afterwards and expect people to believe it. You know it makes sense”

This is probably the same cunt who got a broken nose by walking into a door. Yeah right. ‘course you did.

Anyhow, it made I larf…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Cat & Mouse Games

I’d like to nominate mice….and my cat George.

George is a great mouser and i see him most days pulling one to bits on the lawn. He does love to eat fresh.

Well, the little fucker has brought one into the house and let the bastard thing loose in the kitchen.

For three weeks now I’ve been trying to catch this thing. It built a nest behind the dish washer out of chewed up rubber gloves, bin bags and dish cloths from the cupboard under the sink.

I cleared that up and set some traps but he mostly ignored these as he had a massive pile of cat biscuits stored under another cupboard.

I’ve pulled out the dishwasher, washing machine, taken all the kick boards off all the cupboards and the little bastard went up into the range cooker.

After jacking that up the little cunt is now up behind the built in under-counter freezer whilst the cat is asleep in a chair in the kitchen. He has even eaten food off the traps.

Last resort is all cat food is removed as soon as he stops eating and I have put down a human trap with food in it, like peanut butter and cat biscuits so I can trap him as he can avoid getting caught in the sping traps.

Once caught he will be let loose in the garden….in very close proximity to the cat.

Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt