Veganuary


My Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: Veganuary.

A soy latte, pass the mung beans cunting please, for those meat hating drippy-hippy killjoy wankers, for trying to make the gloomiest month of the year, even gloomier?

https://veganuary.com

After Black History month (what fucking history?), Stoptober (killjoys), Movember (scruffy bastards), and a restricted Christmas, these fuckers want us to experience the benefit of insufficient nutrition and mostly bland food.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love stir fried vegetables, noodles etc-but-with a nice bit of protein rich meat.

Remember folks, Carrie Symmonds is a Vegan?

Take back the month, spend it eating meat, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and more importantly, “Fucking for England”?

#Vaginuary

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Women now in Jeopardy

To much fanfare from TV networks, U.S quiz show Jeopardy! has recently celebrated its top-winning woman contestant after Amy Schneider banked over $850,000 in winnings.

But wait! All is not as it seems because Amy is actually a trans woman and biological man so the “top-winning woman” of fuck all. This is just following a trend of women’s rights and freedoms, achievements and successes being hijacked and rendered meaningless.

U.S girls track and field records have been smashed by biological men as have swimming times and recently Sleepy Joe appointed this monstrosity as the first female four-star admiral in the U.S Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
News Link

I wonder if they asked Amy “Do women have cervixes?”.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator


And on a similar note, this from Everyonesacunt

“Trans sport” ( men in drag ) competing against women. Yet again I would like to Cunt this abomination that continues unabated against women and their right to compete against each other.

When will this insanity end??

Had to smile when I came across the story below. However, once you get past the headline

“Man beaten by another man in women’s swimming ?‍♀️ race” : that’s my take on it ; you can’t get past the truly awful situation women find themselves having aliens invade their sport space and shit closets. It really is a Cunt.

FoxNews Link

(Tough one for the feminazis/wimminz I guess – Day Admin)

Terms and Conditions apply


I can’t stand those radio adverts where some cunt whizzes through about a thousand different terms and conditions and then also says ‘terms and conditions apply’.

Also pisses me off when you try and download something on the pc and you have to accept their T&Cs, but not until you’ve had to read the whole list and tick an agreement box. Who reads all that crap anyway?

On the subject of radio adverts too, I also can’t stand that dippy sounding bint (Gina Mellotte, apparently) on the Vodafone advert, who sounds like she’s having an orgasm, whilst extolling the wonders of the Vodafone UK big winter sale.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Stupid Drivers

Cunts with no common sense are the sad decline of society, these are the fuckers that now thanks signs on coffee cups saying contents are hot, or do not put your hand in the food blender while its running have survived long enough to breed.

Now if these cunts pass their genes on to their offspring, it can only be assumed they are going to be worse and so on until humans are extinct.

Anyway the cause of this nom, driving into work this morning, you come across a road that you have to cross, traffic turns in and out of the road from both ways and people generally leave a gap, but not today as i pull up to the junction there is some weak chinned, tree hugging prick blocking the whole system up both waysin his poxy red Toyota hybrid.

Anyway this cunt has got himself all aeriated as he is now feeling like the pleb that he is, anyway lights eventually change and he,s making a point of stopping me/ everyone else from moving.

Suffice to say, even his daughter now thinks he,s a cunt, especially due to the fact here ear was 2 feet from the fucking loud horn which was on for a good 20 seconds until the prick eventually moved.

Unfortunately you not allowed to chin these stupid fuckers anymore, so he will live to be a cunt another day, hopefully he wont be so lucky next time….cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Loose Change.org

I’m not saying Change’s public petitions aren’t a force for good, or at any rate can be. If the issue doesn’t run counter to the self-interest of the Establishment, and it receives healthy support, I’m sure the petitions at least provide Troubling Public Issues for the tabloids to sell papers with.

But they’re not the same as Government petitions, and they have no legal force. There is no automatic scrutiny in Parliament for sufficiently popular gripes. Incidentally, you can search in vain for a government petition regarding Asmodeus’s Garter knighthood. Was this because no-one tried to start one? Pull the other one.

And if someone wants to dilute the force of a perfectly good petition on Change, they can simply start another one with similar wording to confuse anyone typing, let us say, f’r instance, “Blair+ knighthood + change.org” into the search box. Doing just that, I found six such petitions additional to the original ( <i>”Tony Blair to have his “Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter”
rescinded”</i> : 701,467 signatures at this time)

Change Link

and those caught an additional (perhaps) 117,915 signatures between them, counted a few minutes earlier.

I submit that Change.org is a cunt for failing to amalgamate petitions on identical topics, and that it should take a leaf out of our revered Admins’ book to remove confusion. A small cunting perhaps, but a sincere one.

Nominated by: Komodo