Alistair Campbell (7)

Yet again this unelected slimy drunken heap of shit is trying to interfere with Brexit. Not content with being responsible for starting the 2003 Iraq war, which has destabilized the world (and caused mass immigration both legal and illegal into the UK) for over 20 years, the motherfucking pissartist is putting pressure on Kweer Starmer to “at least” take us back into the Customs Union (which means all those trade deals would have to be ripped up if the EU didn’t approve – those deals that were made by the previous government for which Kweer likes to take the credit), he wants us to go further and fully rejoin the Fourth Reich, which, though the shit-stain won’t say so, would mean joining the Euro.

Frankly Campbell had too much power when he was crawling round Blair’s arsehole, and we all know Rodney is as weak as a bullied ten year old schoolgirl, and would soon yield to pressure from the old soak.

It is high time Campbell went back to the gutter he crawled out of, with the piss stains on his tatty trousers and the smell of shit and vomit emanating from him, while he pours meths down his gullet. Why doesn’t Labour tell him to fuck off. They are in quite enough trouble without that twat. The one great advantage of Jeremy Corbyn as their leader was that Campbell and Mandy would never have got a look in. That is not the case with Starmer’s tribute band.

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Nominated by WC Boggs.

Prostate screening

I have set this for publishing because it is an important subject my Lord, however, any more nominations without a link will be binned C.A.

Now this is quite a serious matter, but one that fortunately effects only a few people.
It is unfortunately hereditary so you should have the good sense too get yourself checked.
The current Government has come up with a lot of humiliating ideas (mainly via taxation and legislation) to inflict on the British public, but this one must of been thought up by some raving homo.
The mass fisting of the UK male population over the age of 50!
Now what the fuck was that about? an attempt to rationalise or de stigmatize bum fun?
I am rather glad that idea was vetoed by the NHS and I am sure you all are too.

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Colin the Caterpillar

There is a difference between who we are and what we are.

Christian (noun) is who we are, and Christians throughout the world are united by that.

Christian (verb) are what some people chose to be.
They may chose to go to church, pray and worship to demonstrate their Christianity.

I don’t go to church. I don’t believe in God and I think that the Bible is mostly nonsense.
But I was born in a Christian country and I share the basic Christian core values.

Christianity has profoundly shaped the world we now live in.

Early Christian schools were initially set up so that people could learn how to read the Bible.
That was their sole purpose, which evolved over many years into Christian organisations founding some of the world’s most influential universities.

Without Christianity we would not have the artwork, music or literature that we enjoy today.
These things came about by the desire to depict, praise and spread the word of the scriptures.

We would not have the health care system that we often rely on today without the devout Christian Fabiola.
She set up the first hospital in the western world in around 400AD for the care of the poor and sick.
The first recognised hospital in the world was set up by St. Basil some 40 year’s earlier in the middle East, around 250 years before Islam was established.

Without the care and compassion of Christians we would not have charities that benefit millions of people throughout the world.

The legal systems in many, if not all devoloped countries in the world have their roots in the teachings of the Bible.

Whether you belive in Christ or not is irrelevant.
The fact is that many people have done and still do, and that belief has profoundly shaped the world that we live in.

So how are people celebrating the monumental event of Christ’s birth?

Colin the Caterpillar is the fastest selling Christmas bauble in the UK, with people allegedly ‘raving’ about him.
He comes with a loop that will allow him to be hung from an often fake, Scandinavian tree alongside other irrelevant crap.

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Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Jonty Bravery is a waste of space cunt

Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.

It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.

Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Ivy Thick as shit munter exploited by media

is a cunt.

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Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.

A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?

Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.

She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.

It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.

Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Odin below.

I would like to second this cunting.

Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.

Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.