This is a cunt of a show, where some know-nothing knob head twats show you how to make “special” meals using unusual ingredients such as Mongolian pink parsley or just dog shit. What a pile of crap this is. Hosted by some twat called Matt
Lamebrain who just goes along with the clueless mongs and their moronic “recipes”. He should know better, he’s supposed to be some sort of chef, but he’s an imbecile. It’s worth a laugh sometimes,but you should avoid trying any of this fuckup food cos it’s pure poison. What a cunt !!
Best wishes mat, you cunt.

bbc

Nominated by Igor Link provided by Duke of Cuntshire.

I would like to put forward, if you’ll allow, a cunting that I believe most who frequent these hallowed pages will both understand and agree with, that being

Every Driver On The Road Is A Cunt Except Me.

Allow me to give examples which I hope you can add to

1. Scared of the speed limit Cunts – these cunts seem to take great delight in doing 40mph on a 60mph road, but then stick at fucking 40mph when entering a 30mph

2. The fuck me I don’t know where I am Cunts – these cunts creep along the kerb, threatening to stop, but never seem to, just fuck about looking for somewhere

3. The pull out in front of you then turn right Cunts – as described, these cunts pull out on you last minute, then immediately want to turn fucking right

4. The go in the outside lane at traffic lights then stick a right indicator on Cunts – so you’re waiting for the lights, and go behind a car in the outside lane, in the hope you can get a head of some coffin dodging cunt, then as the lights change the cunt in front sticks on a right indicator thus holding you up

5. Gormless Cunts – So you’re driving a long and see a cunt wanting to pull out of a side road, you do the decent thing from a distance and flash them, fuck all happens, so you flash them again, fuck all again, then as you get close the cunt decides to pull out forcing you to hit the brakes

6. The don’t like green Cunts – Another traffic light situation where the cunt in front decides to not move when the lights turn green, so after a round of fucks from your horn they finally decide it might be a good idea, they get through and the lights fucking change before you do

I know there are more, and when I go out later I’ll be cunting myself for not including another cuntitude I have encountered.

Nominated by : Dry Itchy Cunt

Corrynne Elliot AKA Speech Debelle is a theiving, race card playing cunt.

Daily Fail. (Non-paywalled link provided by Sam Beau)

I shall let the article speak for itself but sum it up by saying said cunt got caught using company card to the tune of close to £10k, company suggested it was paid back, reaction to being caught was the card was attempted at employment tribunal no less.

I have no words.
(Well, very few words but just about enough for us to let this pass – NA)

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Although I’ve not seen the flick, I understand that at the end of ‘No Time To Die’, legendary superagent James Bond gets blown to smithereens.

Notwithstanding the fact that bits of 007 were scattered the length and breadth of the Faroe Islands, the hunt is now on once more to find the ‘new’ Bond, in what will be another reboot of what has become a desperately tired and predictable franchise.

So here we are again, with the producers going through the inevitable ‘names in the frame’ publicity jaunt, with the likes of Henry Cavill, Josh O’Connor and Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the running. Given that apparently ‘whiteness is not a given’, Idris Elba’s name crops up yet again, although he’ll be in his mid-50s by the time things finally get underway on a new film. The only surprising thing to me is that it looks as though the new 007 will still be a bloke, as opposed to a black lesbian with a dodgy knee. It’s nice to know that some things are still sacred.

After the heyday of Connery (Ahem, could not disagree Moore – NA), in my view the series began a slow but inevitable decline, and shot its load with the hopeless ‘Die Another Day’. I did go with some pals to see ‘Casino Royale’, but that was it for me. As far as freshness and innovation go, I’ve no idea what could possibly be done to reinvigorate such a knackered old warhorse once more, and have no intention of handing over good brass to find out.

There comes a point when you just have to let something go, but as long as there are punters willing to shell out, there will be a new Bond, and then another after that. I’d just like to say ‘James Bond, RIP’, but it looks as though he’s not going to get the chance.

Metro.co.uk.

Nominated by : Ron Knee