EMERGENCY CUNTING! THERESA MAY

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How could any Torfy, sober I hope at midday on Thursday really want this perncious woman back at the helm?

It was HER grovelling and appeasing the EU that caused the original problems in implementing Brexit, now some of the cunts – probably Jeremy Hunt and the absurd Tobias Ellwood – the pompous windbag, spawn of Ducky Dominic Grieve.

This seems a trick to try hyet again to derail Brexit. If you have a Conservative MP the message is clear: tell them SAY NO TO THERESA THE APPEASER

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Greedy fucking landlords are cunts.

As some cunters may know, I’m planning on relocating, and to that end I have been searching for a room to rent whilst I wait for my mortgage application to be sorted out.

I finally find a room that I’m interested in, and arrange to chat with the landlord about going through the requisite legal stuff in order to secure it.

It is during the course of these discussions that the landlord casually mentions that he wants £20 to perform the credit check, despite credit check fees being banned in 2019 under the Tenant Fees Act.

When challenged on this, he claimed that the fee fell under ‘payments capped at £50 for the variation , assignment or novation of a tenancy’ – none of which, at least according to my research, have ANYTHING to do with performing a credit check.

Needless to say, I declined the room and have decided to go with my backup option instead, which, whilst slightly more run down, is cheaper and with a well known lettings agent, and has no such hidden fees.

Unfortunately, however, some poor gullible idiot who isn’t as well informed will probably take the cunt of a landlord at his word.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

The following ‘facts’ are according to the Childhood Trust, a London charidee, as reported by the paper that makes you proud to be British, The Guardian.

”Children stressed and self-harming over UK cost of living crisis”

”According to The Childhood Trust, the impact of money worries for British families has caused 47% of children to feel stressed, while 21% of parents said their children smile less because of the financial squeeze.”

”But, most concerning, 9% of parents who responded to their survey claimed their children had started self-harming.”

” Conservative government’s decision not to increase child benefit as a “major failing” that has led to more children dealing with clinical depression.”

”One single mother-of-three said: “At the moment, everything is really crazy. Everything is hard. When I used to go shopping for the week it was £30, maybe £35.
“Now if you go to pick up a few things that you need it’s £60 or £70. It’s a shock. We’re trying to reduce. There’s a charity behind where I live, so sometimes I go there to get food.”

So, coincidental with this charidee seeking to get more money they have produced these ‘facts’, without citation or moderation.
I see the ‘single’ mother of 3 (where father?) puts inflation at 100%. They must also have some sort of smile monitor to give the figure of 21% fewer.
They also ‘know’ that 47% of children feel stressed due to money worries. Quite some survey. In London natch.

I am glad to see that it is all the fault of the wicked Tories.
Fuck me the gibberish these cunts produce is off the fucking scale. Journalism at it’s best.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A Cash Bag cunting for Jug-Eared Charlie, who accepts 3 separate bags of cash from some dodgy rag-head in Qatar, each one containing 1,000,000 euros and it’s ok because he’s given them to one of his ‘charidees’ and the governance is all in order.

What a pile of shit! Try depositing a grand in cash at the bank & and plod will soon be banging on your door and you better have proof and a good reason for having it.
So how the fuck is this acceptable then?

No doubt some cunt trying to buy a peerage or some such shit.

That’s Charlie’s ethical culture for you, nowt stands in the way of a bag of loot, the fucking hypocritical cunt,

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Nominated by: The Stained Gusset

Apart from being a Yankee import of shite, this is fast becoming an established fuck fest of expenditure on suits, shoes, dresses, and aircraft ! Yes, I said aircraft.

My Grandson wishes to attend as a James Bond, booted and suited ( £800 ) and arrive in a High end cat (£380 ) His classmate is being flown in by helicopter at God knows what cost, and his friends have similar ambitions. I understand that there are Specialist Prom Outfitters around the UK, and there are actually “”fixers” for a fee who will orchestrate your arriva. The School wants £5o a ticket, there is live music and a Buffet.

How in fuck can anyone afford that kind of dosh for a one night stand.?

Fuck me, I got better entertainment In Bugie St for 5 dollars ( and I was overcharged ) Proms! Fuck em.

Nominated by: EyeClaudius

And here’s a late entry (ooh, errr!!) from W.C. Boggs

Korben Green

A “Whoops, duckie – oooh get her!” cunting please for this 16 year old bespectacled boy, who went to his school “prom” (what the buggery bollocks is THAT?) dressed in a skirt and handbag, having voed so to do four years ago. His mum, Mrs. Green (or ias that Ms. Green?) was delighted that he was being himself:

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As you raise your glass of iced pansy water to praise your ladyboy, old Mother Green, just what bullshit did you spoon feed this obvious little pansy?. What parent can be happy that at 12 the boy had decided he’d like to look like a girl. One of the TV drag racers has shown an interest in the lad – surely that is grooming?.

If any of us had minced into school looking like this little fag*ot, our head would have been straight down the lavatory pan. My guess is in two years time he will be one of Starmer’s charmers, fighting it out with Wes Streeting to be “head” boy.