We can’t call the “Fat Controller,” fat anymore, apparently. Visitors to the Thomas the Tank Engine attraction, at the Watercress Line, Railway In Hampshire, were told not to use the name, The Fat Controller, as it is a ‘slur’ and he must now be called Sir. Topham Hatt instead. (But don’t knighthoods have tenuous links to British Empire and colonialism? tut! tut! – Day Admin)
This story originated today, following other shit, back in 2008, when two male engines were replaced by two females, after a major, gender balance revamp. Reading all this utter bollocks, I just hope Windy Miller’s job at Trumpton, is still secure. As long as he keeps off the cyder ! Lol!
Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe
With helpful link provided by:Field Marshal Cuntgomery
I’m waiting for that cunt all over kids tv who plays Mr Tumble with his spotty bag to come out either as a shirt lifter of a kiddie fiddler….or both.
When my daughter was younger me and the wife used to refer to him as ‘Mr Fumble and his Spotty sack’
..well made us chuckle.
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The irony of the situation wonder what the late great George Carlin would say bout this fiasco?!
You know the standup comedian known for his unoffensive comedy who played one of the train conductors on the original American counterpart show Shining Time Station replacing Ringo Starr
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Where’s the new Brian Cant from Play School.
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He’d be looking through the square window with bars up to it.
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Carlin: “Where’s your tool”
“What tool?”
Carlin: “This fucking tool”
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AKA Eric Pickles.
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Where are the Finger Bob’s in all of this?
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