Okay cunters, in the global pantheon of cuntitude this is pretty low-level stuff. But at the supermarket yesterday I noticed that all the disabled bays were occupied, and not one of the vehicles therein was displaying a blue badge. Predictably most of them were cars for entitled cunts – Range Rovers, Land Rover Discovery, Mercs, BMWs etc, the sort deliberately chosen by arseholes who aim to lord it over, intimidate and bully other road users.

Now I’m not disabled, so this doesn’t affect me. But for someone unable to walk or who is registered blind, being unable to park close to the supermarket entrance because of these lazy, selfish bastards must be really frustrating. This nom isn’t going to win COTY, but would you agree with me that these people are cunts?

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

And supporting link provided by: Everyonesacunt

A link to an story by a disabled driver to back up this worthy cunting.

Indie News Link

Apologies for being the first cunter of 2023 to predictably nominate Auntie Beeb once again, but I am really tired of this one sided narrative.

Now I don’t personally watch the BBC’s Sunday tear jerker “Call the Midwife” – it’s just too gloomy and depressing.

I happened to be ‘in the room’ when the New Years day episode aired. Enoch Powell was on the wireless giving his “Rivers” speech. All were outraged, white and dark alike. A ‘colorfull’ midwife was in tears. Racist ignorant dock workers were in a frenzy to march – predictably they were shown to knock down a little Indian girl in the street. A Heavily pregnant Asian woman was shown jumping the queue for the laughing gas, enraging a mouthy cockney.

They just never miss an opportunity do they ?

Look Look ! we’ll show you how bigoted and hateful your mother or Grandad was in the 60’s – the racist bastards ! Look evetyone !

Just fucking shoot me now and let me get away from this endless lecturing on one viewpoint of history – BBC wankers !

Radio Times Link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivers_of_Blood_speech
PJW – They Made It Too Obvious – YT video.
(Additional links from our resident professor of Culture and Race Relations,
Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Lord of the Rings

IsAC old lags may well be aware that my gorgeous wife hails from north of the border, and I think it’s fair to say that she’s not at all pleased with certain developments taking place in the land of her fathers.

Just before Christmas, Nicola von Rottweiler railroaded the SNP’s Gender Recognition Bill through Holyrood, a state of affairs which reduced my beloved to a state of incoherent rage; ‘they’re spitting in women’s faces, the bastards’ etc.

Now earlier today, she was once again foaming at the mouth to learn that a school in Inverness has issued an ‘ethnicity and diversity’ survey to pupils aged between five and twelve, asking, among other things, whether they identify as gay or transgender.

Daily Mail News Link

‘Christ on a moped!’ she raged. ‘What in the name o’ the wee man are they thinking of? How can kids that age have an informed opinion on such things?. I bet this was the idea of some fanny with a Diploma in Gender Studies from Brighton University. If my kid was at that school, I’d tar and feather the wanker’ etc etc.

Speaking from my own experience, I find it hard to disagree. At five, I could barely decide on what I wanted for breakfast or wipe my own arse. At twelve, I was struggling to cope with the consequences of brutally excessive onanism, occasioned by the discovery of my dad’s stash of ‘Parade’ magazines on the top shelf of a cupboard.

Anyway, my little flower is currently in the kitchen making the tea, and I can tell from the clattering and banging, not to mention the cussing, that she’s still madder than a wasp in a jam jar.

I’ll have to come up with a distraction later to try and take her mind off the subject. Mmm… now where did I put my latex posing pouch…?

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I would like to nominate the most annoying advert that is really starting to boil my piss to super heated steam levels.

Basically it highlights what cunts Brits on holiday can be, it’s some money grabbing coupon waving cunt, with his fat ugly cunt wife, probably a dog groomer or something and then his cunt kids, the daughter drops her ice cream and the son who looks like he has escaped from someone’s hog roast act like a total wanker.

This is why these cheap holidays are a total nightmare, your stuck in an airport, followed by a plane another airport, followed by a long coach or taxi twice, ride usually stuck with a family of cunts from Newport, Liverpool or fucking Newcastle just to find the cunts are in the next room and decide to stick to you like shit to a blanket for 2 fucking weeks.

Then to ad insult to injury as soon as your back home, the fucking Clopecks are on the phone wanting to meet up and the fucking now exwife has agreed to it, so now your stuck with these cunts wanting to go on a joint holiday, honestly it makes you concider a double barrel in the gob…. Utter cunts

On The Beach Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

I read the other day that, according to the 2021 Census, 3.2% of the population self identify as some sort of LGBTQ+ (etc etc) sexual deviant and freak.

Now , I assume there’s a certain number of people who still have some self respect and don’t want to list their disgusting habits on an official form. So I’ll round it up to 5%. That’s probably a bit generous but that’s the kind of bloke I am…….no need to thank me.

Now, my question is, why are governments , institutions, political parties, the MSM, big corporations and every other cunt so anxious to pander to , and lick the arse of, just 5% of the population? I don’t geddit!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(More info here, Day Admin – ONS Web Site)