A cunting please for the shower of shit on show at the Brit Awards this year.

I have no idea what the Brit Awards is about, possibly a competition to find out who can outdo Mr Blobby’s costume for silliness?

I received the link below from a mate who delights in torturing himself by tuning in to BBC News on a regular basis.

BBC News Link 1

With the exception of one of the Nova Twins (no, me neither) – the one on the left with the red barnet – I have never seen so many unappealing twats in one place at the same time.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

And seconded by: Fuglyucker

The fuck fest, chocked full of the biggest cunts in the UK that is the Brit awards needs a double barreled cunting.

We didn’t watch this shit on the telly but the above news page that I clicked on while looking for something else was enough to make me spit my coffee across the room and cause that little vein in my forehead pulse wildly.

So it starts with the fucking revolting fuck pig that is Sam Smith in some sort of pumped up with his farts gimp suit, Harry styles looking like a cross between David Beckham and an Ewock, Lizzo dressed in a tight bin bag, another tart wearing a net curtain, then there are a pair of pregnant slags in outfits with their pregnant bellies hanging out, had trouble keeping my breakfast down with those 2 pics.

Moving on some pink glittering telly tubby and then a whole slew of attention seeking fuckwits in various states of undress posing for photo, s.

Where are Alkieda when you need them, if these are the role models that the young look up to, God help us all….. What is the plural for such a huge collection of cunts…. A flock or a clutch of cunts, see if you guys can work out a better one….

BBC News Link

And then on a similar tangent there’s this from Cuntis_Cuntis

Modern Music

After Sam Smith, Madonna, and several other Moon Crickets making a bunch of cunts out theyselves at the TiT Awards, I thought live music was dead.

I was wrong. We’ve just been to see Suzanne Vega. She was fantastic.

Attractive, able to hold a glorious tune, tonnes of tales, and kept the audience engaged without tales of explicit knobbing.

Best gig I’ve seen in years.

More support for elder artists who know their stuff and can easily pack out local venues by being pure talent and class.

Some of you may be familiar with Helen Thomas from the curious case of Alex Belfield, when she was in a different job, but her stint as radio 2 controller has seen the station slowly being turned into a ‘hen party’ as it narrows its desired audience down to ‘mood mums’, AKA funking Karens.

BBC bosses have replaced Chris Evans, Simon Mayo, Steve Wright, Paul O’Grady and now the PopMaster himself Ken Bruce, with a host of chavs;: Zoe Ball, Sara Cox, Scott Mills, Rylan Clarke and that ventriloquist dummy of Gary Busey, Rob fucking Beckett.

According to the daily mail, Ken Bruce asked the bosses to stop making him play tuneless dance music but to no reply. It’s also quite incredible that they’d forgotten to offer him a new contract. I think they just wanted rid of him to get another wimminz in to complete the station’s metamorphosis into BBC version of Heart or Magic.

What a load of cunt.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Independent Link.

As an example I give you this, which raises some questions:-

”Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney has shared her ‘new face’ following facial feminisation surgery, by recreating famous viral videos.
”The 26-year-old announced a brief social media break before Christmas, while she ‘healed’ from the treatment.The montage sees Mulvaney channel Swan Lake, Audrey Hepburn, and Karlie Kloss’ ‘look camp right in the eye’ photo from the Met Gala.
“Oh my gosh hi, I missed you!” she says in the video, sporting soft facial features and bold makeup. “You know I have a flair for the dramatics. It’s so good, right?”

She??
Needs surgery to feminise his face.
Talks and minces like a drag queen. Nothing like woman in fact.

Transgender? No, just a raving queen with mental issues. Just like the rest.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

No holes or cracks in the sole, so just how does a stone manage to jump up from the ground, work itself into my shoe and burrow itself under my foot?

This supposedly explains it, but I’m not convinced.
Cartoon Church

Nominated by: mystic maven

(This nom is a little on the short side (5 lines or less rule), but its one of those eclectic oddities, so we’ll let it pass this time – Day Admin) 

I’ve been spending 3 or 4 days over the last 2 weeks at a small B&B hotel in the Sellafield area. And since its sited not too from Scafell Pike its a little bit upmarket, or at least the owners seem to think so!

To be honest its a very nice well maintained hotel with bar and restaurant. And the good thing is that the owner has resisted the temptation to “go modern” in order to appease the trendy soy traveller cunts.

Anyway, I’ve been doing some upgrades to their computers, routers, switches and hardware firewalls. All very standard stuff but it does mean having to go into all 20 odd guest rooms to upgrade each router and ethernet cables from bog-standard cat-5 to cat-6a.

But my main point here is the condition of some of the rooms left by the respective guests!

When I’ve visited rooms in the afternoons they’re all clean and tidy due to the hotel’s house-keepers. But on a few occasions I’ve gone in during the mornings before the hotel staff have had chance to do their thing, and OMG what a fucking mess some of these so-called intelligent guests leave the rooms in:-

Beer bottles and cans scattered across the floor
Beer spray on walls and TV screens
Muddy footprints on bed covers and sofas, and on a couple of occasions curtains!
vomit in sinks and baths
Fast-food cartons stacked or thrown in the bath (with bits of cold food left in)
Dirty clothes (and underwear!) scattered on worktops, bedside tables
And on and on and on…

On closer inspection a lot of these guests are not holiday-makers but contractors and consultants working at Sellafield.

I really don’t understand the mindset of these cunts although I guess they don’t give a shit because they know the hotel staff will clear up their shit every morning.

I would have expected this from tourists – chavvy or classy – but not from well-paid, educated cunts such as these!

Nominated by: Technocunt