“Green Colonialism” is a Cunt. Everyone’s favourite little special climate protester Greta Thunderbird is livid.

The little munchkin is furious with the Norwegian government for making wind farms that are ruining the natural habitat.

Knock me down with a gentle breeze. I would have thought that she would have embraced these things with open arms.

But no according to the little fucker they amount to “Green Colonialism “ and it is apparently wrong. They are being built on land used by the Sami people? To herd reindeers. And therefore must be a Cunt.

Where ? How ? Do we produce power ?

Order-Order

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

More on the subject by Geordie Twatt.

Yes it’s her again, everyone’s favourite cerebrally-challenged root vegetable Greta Thunderpants.

She’s really growing into her role now of millionaire International Roving Protestor, and this time it’s wind farms in Norway. Yes, she is protesting AGAINST wind farms, ffs.

How does she expect the Norwegians to keep warm, by lighting reindeer farts? No, obviously not – methane, global warming, climate change, blah blah HOW DARE YOU!

And as for the Eco loons poster girl herself, it’s high time someone fucked her up the arse. That might stop her talking out of it.

Sky News

I would like to cunt the “science” of meteorology or more generally, the notion of a 2023 “Beast From The East”.

I make this nomination on the 2nd of March 2023 at 16:30pm in the English NW Midlands whilst looking out of the window at a clear blue sky with some wispy clouds in the distance. The temperature is currently 7 degrees Celsius (admittedly colder than usual).

Since late January we have been hearing non-stop, sensationalist reports of a return of the 2018 “Beast From the East” and yet so far, I’ve not even noticed a tingle or chill in my already tight ball sack. There is a reason for the disconnect between the reports and the reality…… that’s because it’s complete bollocks.

The reports of snow storms in the UK have been as follows:

– Snow between 2nd and 7th of February…. 8 inches of snow expected.
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 12th of February…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 17th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 19th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from anywhere between late February and early March…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow anywhere between the 5th of March to the 17th of March….
No, scratch that!
– Maybe snow between the 3th of March to the 14th of March.

I even saw reports of “temperatures PLUMMETING to…… between 5 – 9 degrees” ….. I’m not kidding; some cunt actually wrote that in a “news” article.

SPOILER ALERT!

There is not going to be any snow in Britain until November/December 2023 at the very earliest.

I consider myself a scientifically-minded person but even I have to question at this point, the scientific veracity of meteorology and “climate science”.

If I want to know what the weather is going to do in 3 days, I could just wait …..or I could just read some tea leaves, throw some chicken bones onto a rug or maybe kill a goat and read it’s entrails.

Meteorology and climate “science” can eat a bag of dicks.

Express Weather 1  (January 31st)

Express Weather 2 (February 20th)

(To be fair to Stink, he provided a host of relevant links that show the progression of the so-called “Beast from the East 2” being constantly postponed. However, we just went with the earliest and latest ones – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Two In The Stink 

BBC Weather

Helpful link supplied by: Jeezum Priest

While out for a walk in the park earlier, I found myself confronted by an appalling apparition as the light dimmed.

Walking towards me was a woman of indeterminate age, who, unfortunately for her, bore more than a passing resemblance to a walrus.

It wasn’t the chins, or the frizzy hair, or the moustache. Nor was it the laboured walk as she clung to her walking frame. No, what did it was the gut, and boy, was there a lot of it. Roll upon roll of heaving, sagging flab, hanging way down past her personals to her knees. Believe me, it was not a pretty sight. By way of illustration I give you this (Actually, we’ve used it as the header pic. Cheers, mate – Day Admin)

Yes, she really looked as though she’d got a huge, sagging arse on back to front. Lord knows when she’d last seen her most prized possession. Lord knows when anyone else had, or would want to, for that matter.

Truly I felt a bit sorry for her, because it was a pathetic sight to behold. But then, how can people actually allow themselves to get into such a state to begin with? It’s just so bloody grim to look at. It must be even grimmer for her to see herself in the mirror ever day. I think I’d top myself before I got into such a state.

Boy, was I glad to get back into the house and see the wife; turned sixty, but still with a stomach like an ironing board and an arse as tight as a drum. What a woman.

I count my blessings.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A belated cunting please for Cazoo.

Their stock value has plunged 97 percent (yes, really) in under a year, and as a result they’re cancelling the contracts of their month to month customers – and demanding the cars back – so that they will have more saleable assets available when shit really hits the fan.

Can you run a company into the ground whilst establishing yourselves as the worst in your industry? Cazoo yeah you can.

CarDealer Magazine

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

(And here’s an update. Day Admin –  CarDealer Magazine 2 )

David Milliband. What a massive cunt.

In the Rescue website link below, Millipenis tells us how we should donate because of who-gives-a-fuck. And then in the Daily Mail link, you’ll see what he earns while asking us to donate.

I currently earn about the average wage (30 large) but I have earned more in a previous career. That said, I have never earned what this talentless cunt does.

Why must someone working for a NGO earn close to a million greenbacks a year? Why can’t he do that job for 100 large? And then, once he’s earning 1 million spondulicks a year, why he can’t he give some of it up for the causes he pretends to work for?

David Milliband is a massive cunt.

CUNT.

Rescue Website

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Dark key cunt